USA – The Deep South 2011
USA – The Deep South 2011-12
Where is the Deep South? There are differing opinions on which States it applies to, depending upon whether geographical, political or historical criteria are considered, but it seems that Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas and Tennessee are always included. It is sometimes extended to cover Georgia, South Carolina, northern Florida and even Texas. On previous trips I had driven through the first three of these last four regions, although I had not explored them in any detail apart from the coastal strip. Somehow I had expected Georgia and Alabama to be all swamps and jungle, but in fact most of the countryside I saw was forest with sandy tracks, like that not far from where I live in England, but on a larger scale.
This time I decided to fly to Atlanta and drive round in a circle taking in Nashville, Memphis, and New Orleans, Atlanta being chosen for the starting point because there are direct flights from Gatwick with Delta Air Lines. Without going to Stamford’s Map Shop I could not find a guide book dedicated to the area I was visiting, but a colleague at work gave me the Mobil Guide to the South, which was ideal. Most people who extol the wonders of the places they have travelled to don’t mention the bit about getting up at 3.30am in December to drive 40 miles to the airport at the start, but on this occasion the weather was perfect and everything went very smoothly right through to Atlanta.
Atlanta
According to official statistics Atlanta is the busiest airport in the world, and with five runways, two terminals and six ‘concourses’ that is not hard to believe. It does, however, have a totally crackpot system whereby international arrivals have to recheck their bags and go through security again after immigration and customs before travelling by train to the exit terminal. My case, and those of some other people on my flight, disappeared for over an hour during this process.
After another journey on something called the SkyTrain I reached the Rental Car Area and in due course was offered a bewildering choice of ‘compact’ cars, ranging from a Fiat 500 to a Chevrolet HHR. The latter is very American in style, being inspired by the pre-war gangster cars, with their thick window frames behind which the occupants could shelter from the occasional hail of bullets. It was very tempting to take it, but hopefully I would not encounter a hail of bullets, and I eventually chose a Nissan Versa saloon with much better driving visibility.
If possible I always avoid driving far after a long flight, and the vast Motel 6 Atlanta Airport North, at 2 miles from the Alamo depot, was easy to find, if somewhat mundane. As airline food goes the Delta meals were ok but I was still hungry. The area was solid with hotels and eating places, mainly fast food chains, but I chose a rather shady bar-restaurant which was frequented by locals rather than travellers. The first thing I noticed on leaving the airport, incidentally, was how cold it was, actually colder than in England, but at least it was dry.
Atlanta is a thriving city with a number of well known names having their headquarters there, including CocaCola, CNN, Delta Air Lines and UPS. There is plenty of scenery and food in the USA, but the main reason why I go to the States is for the American experience, and where better to find that on a visit to CocaCola World. This was after having a breakfast consisting of two enormous pancakes with syrup, two eggs, two big sausages and two strips of bacon which was the ‘special’, cheapest, offering, and if I lived in the States I would probably soon finish up more than slightly overweight like a good proportion of the local population.
CocaCola World is in downtown Atlanta and I was forced to park in an expensive multi-storey car park. The tour started with a lecture on the history and culture of the company, with a massive display of advertising art and artefacts produced by the firm since 1886. This was followed by a cartoon-style film about the ‘Happiness Factory’, to cheer everyone up, then an extremely impressive 4-D fantasy film, the main character in which was a crazy English scientist. Three of the four dimensions were achieved in the usual way with polarised glasses, and the fourth one was done by means of seats than jolted violently as we were all moved through space and time. Anyone who was pregnant or had back trouble would have been well advised to heed the advice and avoid this dimension. The tour then became self-guided and included lots more history and art as well as a chance to see The Vault in which the secret formula for the drink is kept, but I missed that out because of the queue. In the next room unlimited quantities of Coke and its associated drinks were available for consumption on the spot, and every visitor was presented with a free bottle of Coke “specially for you” straight off the production line. The exit was, of course, through a shop with a massive range of clothing and other ColaCola labelled merchandise.
At $14 concessionary entry fee plus $10 to park I did not think it was particularly good value, and a lot of people were grumbling about the cost of parking, although the parking also covered the nearby Aquarium which I did not have time to visit.
Chattanooga
The next stop was Chattanooga, which is situated on the Tennessee River and surrounded by tree-covered hills. Once one of the dirtiest cities in the USA, it has re-invented itself as a recreational area and is a reasonably pleasant place, although not beautiful. The Chattanooga Choo-Choo (a nineteenth century train which gave its name to the dance) lives on as a hotel and conference centre based on the well preserved former railway station.
Just as I arrived a large number of people all about 50 years younger than me were arriving for a conference. Two young men appeared to be checking tickets or passes at the entrance, but when I drove up one of them looked at me and said “OK Sir” and waved me through. I wandered about taking photographs, secure in the cloak of invisibility that comes with being over 70. Perhaps I should apply for a job in the secret service.
There were a couple of ancient locomotives and several long trains of carriages that appeared to be parked permanently at the platforms, but from the condition of the rails it looked as if some of the rolling stock was still operational.
Nashville is about 120 miles north west of Chattanooga, and the interstate highway was quite scenic, at one stage climbing through endless long curves between high sheer rock faces, one of which had recently collapsed onto the road. Surprisingly there was no sign at the top indicating the ‘elevation’, which is a bit of an obsession in the USA.
Nashville
My night stop was at America’s Best Value Inn on the outskirts of Nashville about 120 miles north of Chattenooga, and by the time I got there I had driven over 270 miles in the day, which was really too far so early in the holiday. At the Tennessee state border was a sign saying that Central Standard Time now applied, one hour earlier than in Georgia, which would only compound any jet lag that I might be suffering from.
Whether America’s Best Value Inn was actually that I cannot say, but it was ok, and again surrounded by eating places. I set off on foot, hoping to find a decent family restaurant like Denny’s or Perkins, but as on the previous evening they were mostly fast food joints, and I finished up in Hooters, a branch of a chain that described itself as a restaurant. It was a quite rowdy place ‘manned’ by a large number of young ladies wearing bright orange hot pants and tight white vests with HOOTERS on the front and DELIGHTFULLY TACKY, YET UNREFINED on the back. One of the young ladies introduced herself and asked me what I would like to drink. I said “car-fee” (if you say coffee they often don’t understand), and she said it would take a while because she would have to make it. When she came back to take my food order I asked her if I was a nuisance asking for coffee and she said I was. This was obviously a pretty up front place in more ways than one. On the CzechWrecks rally a couple of years earlier I had been into a Hooters in the ultra-conservative resort of Interlaken in Switzerland. It had similar décor but was much less rowdy.
After a do-it-yourself continental breakfast in the motel the next morning I set off for the Lane Motor Museum, one of the reasons for my trip to the USA. It is a remarkable collection of rare and interesting cars, built up by a man named Geoff Lane, who tracked down many of the exhibits in Europe.
My night stop was to be in Paducah, Kentucky, a place I had never heard of until I planned this journey, but it meant that I had about 160 miles to do after leaving the museum, so I was unable to spend any more time in Nashville. As I set off on the freeway I was rather surprised that I could not find any music worth listening to on the car radio. In Nashville! It would have been unreasonable to expect to find fairground organ music or German folk songs, but elsewhere in the States I have always been able to find country music or something to my taste.
Paducah
The freeway was busy, with a lot of trucks, and not very scenic until the Kentucky Lakes region shortly before reaching Paducah. One thing I did notice was the large number of pieces of truck tyre tread on the road, a lot more than in Europe. In one place there was an entire tread in the middle of the inside lane, and if you hit that at 70mph in a Nissan Versa you would know about it. Fortunately in the bright sunlight it was visible at ¼ mile and everybody swerved round it, but at night it would be another matter. They can find clever ways of detecting low pressure, but it seems that they cannot let the drivers know when the tyres are falling to pieces.
The motel in Paducah was in the middle of a vast shopping area, and I could walk, with difficulty, to Walmart and across the road to a shopping mall and restaurant. America is simply not designed for people to walk between business sites, and when you try to do it you find yourself trudging through mud, clambering across ditches and trying to find the way round fences. There are often no pavements and crossing an urban highway is like walking across the main runway at Heathrow. You are supposed to get in your car even if you only want to cross the road. The one problem with going to the States at this time of the year is that the days are short and you cannot just wander about in the evening as you might in most of Britain or Europe. To be safe you have to spend the evenings in enclaves such as restaurants, shopping malls or entertainment centres.
The next morning I risked my life again to get across to Cracker Barrel for breakfast. Cracker Barrel restaurants are brilliant concept, being based on the idea of a traditional country store, with the entrance in a veranda full of wooden furniture, including rocking chairs that you can buy. Access to the restaurant is via a shop stocked with the kind of things that you might find in Hawkins Bazaar in England – “The Things That You Thought Had Gone For Ever”, but with an emphasis on the country lifestyle. The restaurant itself is like a museum, with traditional American food and judging by the number of people there in the evening it has filled a gap in the market.
At 9.30am on Friday 30th December Historic Downtown Paducah was like France on a Sunday – CLOSED, but nevertheless proved to be well worth a visit. Historic Downtowns are sometimes decidedly suspect, but this one does have real history, including the small matter of beating the British.
The most impressive thing is the Mural Wall, which is actually quite recent, but related to the past. The town is on the Tennessee River, which runs into the Mississippi not far away, and the wall is part of an extensive flood defence scheme. It is concrete, about 10ft high, and potentially very unsightly, but the saving grace is the
existence of about 50 beautifully produced murals depicting scenes from the town’s history. At a guess each mural is about 8 ft high by 12 ft wide, with a plaque on the ground in front of it explaining the meaning of the picture.
Illinois, Missouri, Arkansas
Like many Americans, I collect States, and could not miss the opportunity to pop into Illinois, Missouri and Arkansas while I was in the area. So far on the trip I had spent much too much time on freeways, which are not a good way to experience the country, so today I decided to stick to ordinary state roads at least part of the time. Illinois is across the river from Paducah, and to get there I drove over the Brookport Bridge, which is a notable structure in that it has a steel mesh road surface. There is a 25mph speed limit, and notices at both ends, with good reason, advising motorcyclists to take care. It was difficult believe that I was now in the same state as Chicago.
The freeway took me to Vienna, a bit smaller than its Austrian namesake, and from there across to Ware was a pleasant switchback road through farming country. This was 4-way stop land, a means of traffic control as far as I know unique to the United States. At many cross roads, even in open countryside, there is a STOP sign with ‘4-way’ or ‘all ways’ underneath on each road. It works on the basis that everyone stops, and then the vehicles go in the order of priority in which they have stopped. If two or more vehicles arrive at the same time the ones coming from the right have priory, but I have never found out what happens if four arrive at the same time. The system usually works well, but if there is a queue from all directions, which there was at one junction on my route, it seems to come down to mutual agreement or whether you are driving a truck.
At East Cape Girardeau I crossed the Mississippi River into Missouri. Cape Girardeau has a Historic Downtown, and guess what, a newly built flood wall with murals. Different in style from the ones in Paducah, a bit more arty, but in my view not as good.
For the first 90 miles south from Cape Girardeau to Arkansas I took the boring freeway and then changed to US61, a traffic-free single
carriageway road running through flat, bare agricultural landscape with occasional small towns and villages. It was an aspect of rural America that I had not seen before, and a bit depressing, with many farms and agricultural plants in a state of dilapidation, giving the impression that times have been better. One notable town was Osceola, which seemed to consist largely of vehicle and farm machinery repair shops in which nothing was ever thrown away. It looked as if anything that was past repair had been just pushed to one side and left, a perfect reflection of my own lifestyle.
Memphis
For the last 30 miles into Memphis I resorted to the freeway again and was expecting to find my accommodation with little difficulty, but I should have known that there is no such thing as little difficulty. I only had a tiny map of Memphis, and an even tinier map on the motel reservation form showing its location, but I knew that it was immediately on the right of the freeway after crossing the river.
There was heavy traffic on the bridge, and the turning on the right immediately afterwards, which most people took, seemed to be another freeway so I just pressed ahead. This took me into a ‘business’ area in which little business was being done, in fact it was totally deserted. I came to a cross road with highway numbers on it, and turned right. Within a short time I realised that this was a BAD area. While the main drag would be safe the side roads would not, so I decided to turn round and head for the skyscrapers in downtown Memphis, where I could hopefully buy a map. You might wonder why I did not ask someone the way, but in areas like that you don’t stop and get involved with anyone unnecessarily, and from my experience most people won’t be willing or able to assist you anyway.
In downtown Memphis I am sure a lot of things could be bought, but a map was not one of them. Most shops seemed to be closed and parking was impossible without going into a multi storey or paying a $10 flat rate. Following a tour of the main streets I glimpsed the river and drove down to the riverside road, with the intention of working my way back to the place where the motel was supposed to be.
After about a mile a filling station appeared on the left, and I asked if they had a map or knew where West Illinois Street was. They didn’t have a map or know the way to anywhere, but a customer, a big, loud, bloke with a massive shock of hair and beard said he had a GPS. He also said “What you come from England to Memphis for anyway? Memphis is a terrible place and there are a lot of terrible people here”. I was inclined to agree with him. The GPS failed to recognise West Illinois Street, but knew of West Illinois Avenue (in the event it turned out that Super 8 didn’t know the address of their own hotel, it said Street on my reservation form but it was actually Avenue). Anyway, the man said he knew of a Super 8 downtown and would lead me there in his car, a silver ‘Darge’ similar to the ones I had been offered. We finished up taking the same route round the central area as I had previously taken, and it was clear that the Super 8 was not where he thought. After some time in the traffic we got stuck behind a security van parked in the middle of the road, and when we eventually got going it was apparent from my friend’s driving style that he was losing his temper, something he probably did quite often. I imagined him to be saying “Why didn’t that goddam (or something much stronger) old Limey stay at home in England?”. He roared away from the lights, down to the riverside road where I had been before, and I hoped that he was now trusting his GPS. As soon as we got clear of some roadworks he put his foot down and tore past all the traffic on the inside lane, with me trying to keep up. It was nearly dark, and he was my only hope. Now I knew what it was like for Steve McQueen in Bullitt, or would have been like if he had been driving a Nissan Versa instead of a Mustang. We streaked past the garage that we had started from and the angry man suddenly braked hard and gesticulated violently towards the right hand side. There, on top of very long pole rising up from somewhere down below, was a massive sign with SUPER 8 $39.95 on it. The only problem was that I had just driven past a slip road that possibly led to it, so as my friend roared away into the night I reversed along the hard shoulder (probably another $100 fine on top of the ones for speeding and reckless driving) and turned off. This was actually the slip road to Interstate 55 North, and I thought I was about to enter another nightmare when I noticed EXIT 12C HERE on top of the SUPER 8 sign. Sure enough, exit 12C was about 100 yards along the road, and took me straight down to the motel.
At some point on most of my ‘holidays’ I am a shattered wreck, and that was certainly the case now. The area around the motel was not safe to walk about in the dark, and I had no intention of going out in the car again until the next morning, so I had to make do with snacks bought from the vending machines. Of course, if my parents had made me join the Boy Scouts I would have been prepared, with decent maps and directions noted down.
By the next morning I had calmed down and the police weren’t waiting outside the motel for me, so I set off for Graceland, which is compulsory viewing if you are in Memphis. The closest involvement I have actually had with Elvis was a barber I used to go to in Portsmouth, who was an Elvis impersonator and traded under the name King Kutz.
A very large proportion of Americans have visited Graceland at some time, and I imagined that it would be an attraction on the scale of the Disney parks, but when I arrived at 9.30am on New Year’s Eve there were fewer cars and people than would usually be found at my local Sunday market.
There were “Three Great Options” for touring the site. I bought the Platinum one, which entitled me to see the house, the car museum and aeroplanes, as well as some soppy things I was not interested in like “Sincerely Elvis”. The first thing that struck me, and some Americans thought the same, was how small the house was. I expected a huge mansion, but it is really just a fairly big house, although undeniably very attractive and it is easy to understand why Elvis became so attached it. The audio guided tour just covers the ground floor, some outbuildings and the garden. It culminates at the burial site of Elvis and his immediate family, where some people were on the verge of tears.
The car museum contains about 30 vehicles, including some motorcycles and oddities like a snowmobile converted to run on the Graceland lawns because there isn’t much snow in Memphis. There are two aircraft, a 4-engined Convair 880 jet liner converted to provide luxurious accommodation for Elvis, his friends and family, and a much smaller twin-engined jet.
From Graceland I went to downtown Memphis where preparations were being made for a New Year’s Eve party in Beale Street, the entertainment centre. As on the previous afternoon there was not much going on in the city centre, and even Beale Street, which is supposed to be famous for its round the clock street entertainers and musicians, did not seem very exciting, though it probably was later in the evening. The most interesting thing to me was A.Schwab & Co., a dry goods store in the same family since 1886 and still selling many of the same things. Upstairs they have a marvellous museum of everyday household items and clothing.
Shock! Horror! As I had plenty of time to kill I decided to risk a proper cultural experience, and visited the Belz Museum of Asian and Judaic Art, just round the corner from Beale Street. In a country where most people have the attention span of a gnat it was such a contrast to find single works of art that had taken an individual years to create. The museum was in a tree-lined pedestrianised street in which almost everything else was closed, and I was clearly not seeing downtown Memphis at its best, but in any case it did not seem to have much going for it apart from Beale Steet. The journey back to the motel was a great deal less stressful than on the previous afternoon.
Mississippi
The next destinations on the list were Baton Rouge and New Orleans, both in Louisiana. Baton Rouge is about 400 miles from Memphis and I did not expect to do it in a day, as I was using Route 61 for most of the distance rather than the Interstate 55 freeway. A lot of books have been written about Route 66 but I don’t think there are any about Route 61, and if there are they are not likely to be very thick. It runs parallel to the Mississippi river through flat agricultural land for over 200 miles, and by the time I got to Vicksburg I never wanted to see another ploughed field again. The traffic density was low and I made much better progress than I expected, cruising a lot of the time at around 60mph. There were churches every couple of miles and many farms, some with dilapidated housing for workers, but the one thing that took my attention was a sign to Downtown Rolling Fork. Life in Rolling Fork on New Year’s Day was centered around a filling station with a shop and café, and in England it would not have qualified as a town at all, though it was actually quite a pleasant little place. There was a linguistic problem when I bought a cup of coffee in the café and I got the impression that they don’t get many foreigners in Rolling Fork. The young black lady behind the counter couldn’t understand my English “accent” and I couldn’t understand her. It was easier to buy a cup of coffee in Russia or Japan.
Vicksburg has a Historic Downtown with, wait for it, a flood wall with magnificent murals just like the ones in Paducah. The countryside after Vicksburg was totally different, with rolling hills, more heavily wooded and much greener, and south of a town called Natchez it started to turn into the swamps and jungle that I had previously expected to find in Alabama. Originally I had considered staying in Natchez, but I had made such good time that I thought I would push on and find a motel in Baton Rouge in Louisiana, which the event did not prove too difficult. By the time I got there I had driven 414 miles in the day, including the entire length of Mississippi from north to south, with very little use of the freeway.
Baton Rouge
The next morning I went into downtown Baton Rouge, which was a revelation. It is the state capital of Louisiana and has old and new Capitol buildings, both of which are very impressive. The new Capitol is set in parkland, and I think I could safely say that the worst bits of Baton Rouge that I saw were almost like the best bits of Memphis, though many people would no doubt argue that Memphis has made a much greater contribution to human culture than Baton Rouge.
New Orleans
New Orleans is about an hour's drive from Baton Rouge and as I had done my homework this time I found the pre-booked Super 8 motel very easily. Following directions to the French Quarter I called at the Welcome Centre which is in an old railway building, and the lady gave me a map and told me where to park. She didn’t tell me it would be $25 (£16) for 4 hours in a car park and I thought I was being massively conned but later found that that is the going rate in the afternoon at holiday time. Street parking is much cheaper if you can find a space, but the area outside the recognised boundary of the French Quarter is considered to be dangerous.
The French Quarter is similar in character to what I expected, but very much larger than I had imagined it to be. To someone who has not been before there is no sign of the effects of Hurricane Katrina. The buildings, with the wrought iron verandas and balconies are fantastic and the area seems to be regarded by many Americans as the best preserved historic site in the country.
Bourbon Street, which runs the length of the Quarter would amply meet most people’s craving for food, music, sex and voodoo culture, and in the bright sunlight it was like walking past a series of dark caverns from which music boomed out. There were closed doors beneath neon signs such as BIG DADDY’S WORLD FAMOUS LOVE ACTS – MEN AND WOMEN, and this seemed to be a place where the normal American conservative and often slightly prudish attitude went by the board. One young man twice tried to persuade me to enter a place of ill repute, but the man in front of the one next door just asked me how I was, perhaps because I looked pale with shock. There were jazz bands here and there in the streets and a large number of policemen standing around in groups, some smoking fat cigars.
The French Quarter is bordered on the southern side by the Mississippi river with a promenade, and on the west side by a wide tree lined thoroughfare with modern hotels and tourist attractions. The area that I drove through to the east and north after my visit was a good deal less pleasant.
In one way or another New Orleans is surrounded by water on all sides and it is easy to see why the consequences of Hurricane Katrina were so disastrous. New flood defences have already been built in many places.
The Gulf Coast, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida
Before the long drive back to Atlanta I decided to have an easy day and stay overnight at Biloxi in Mississippi, which I imagined would be a nice place on the Gulf Coast where I could go for a long walk on the beach. From New Orleans I took Highway 90 rather than the Interstate route, because it runs closer to the coast and looked more interesting. Along the way there were still signs of damage to property and areas of woodland devastated by Katrina, including clearings in the forest in which everything was totally dead, caused I believe by large quantities of sea water carried inland by the wind and dumped down miles from the coast.
This was an area of lakes, creeks and bayous, with wooden houses on stilts and men with big American pick-ups fishing and messing about with boats. In this part of the world the crew-cab pick-up is king, and it seems that every man has to have one, to the extent that in some places they outnumber the cars. It was an insight into a whole lifestyle.
At one point I followed a sign to “Scenic Route to Space”, which after several miles of narrow tree-lined road led to a woodland cemetery and then finished up at a clearing on the bank of the Pearl River. Rather mysterious, but the “Space” apparently referred to a NASA test site nearby.
Eventually Highway 90 came through to the coast and for the last 30 miles to Biloxi ran alongside a pristine white sandy beach, and it
was easy to understand why the people in that area were so angry about the BP oil spill. The land on the other side of the road was lined with expensive properties, ranging from large houses to magnificent mansions.
Biloxi did not disappoint, and after booking in at the new Motel 6 on Beach Boulevard I went for my walk along the beach, 2 miles each way, in cool but otherwise perfect weather. It was not until I went out for breakfast the next morning that I realised the situation in Biloxi. About 300yrds from the motel was a big WAFFLE HOUSE sign at the side of the road and I walked down to it looking for the restaurant. I asked an elderly couple coming the other way if there was a Waffle House and they said there used to be, but it was blown away by the hurricane and had not been rebuilt, just leaving the old sign. I then realised that all along the road were vacant plots of land where you could see that there had been buildings, and in some cases the access roads and car parking spaces were still there on the ground. This was 6 years after Katrina. Some new buildings, like my Motel 6, have been put up and others are being built, but I suppose a lot of people are reluctant to make the investment or had no insurance. A few months after Hurricane Andrew in 1992 I had seen similar things in the Miami area, including a whole shopping mall that had completely gone, but the difference was that with Andrew there was no large-scale flooding, and everything was quite quickly rebuilt. Along the Gulf Coast it was surprising how many mature trees there were in full leaf that had survived and recovered from Katrina in places where the buildings had gone.
From Biloxi I set off eastwards on highway 90 for what I thought would be another easy day’s drive to Pensacola in Florida. At a place called Pascagoula I turned off towards the beach into what became a very upmarket neighbourhood, and suddenly found myself driving towards two enormous off-shore oil rigs on land, towering above the houses. Following the road round brought me close to a vast
marine engineering maintenance site where the rigs were apparently being worked on. The nearest one was called the Sovereign Explorer, made in England. This was obviously an important part of the Gulf oil industry, and there were associated businesses for several miles.
A few miles further on, now in Alabama, I followed more signs to an Alabama Scenic Byway and Coastal Connection. This turned out to be a 30-mile route on minor roads leading to a toll ferry which would take me to Pensacola without going to Mobile. Along the way was a notice stating that the ferry ran every 90 minutes, but gave no indication of the toll charge. Looking at my map the crossing was about 4 miles, and I just hoped it would be cheaper than getting to the Isle of Wight. When I got to the ferry it was 12.20, just in time for the 12.30 sailing, excepting that it seemed that the ferry wasn’t going anywhere. There were three men working on the bridge (of the ferry) and I walked past the cones on the slipway and asked them if the ferry was out of service. One them said “Yes, we’re broke down”. As he was holding a large spanner I
didn’t think this was the time and place for a discussion about the finer points of grammar, and when I walked away he wished me a nice day. It had been until then. Anyway, I probably avoided two things, one being the $16 (approx. £11) toll charge and the other death by drowning, judging by the general condition of the ferry.
By the time I reached Mobile I had driven at least 30 miles further than the direct route and continued on highway 90 to Pensacola in Florida, where I found a rather scruffy traditional style motel with doors opening straight into the rooms from the parking lot. Before dark I thought I would pop down and look at Pensacola Beach, without realising that it was 16 miles each way, including a causeway so long that drivers were advised to check their fuel before driving on to it. The beach area was very typical of Florida, a long strip of land with the sea on one side and the Intracoastal Waterway on the other. A wide expanse of almost white sand like Biloxi, with nobody on it apart from me, but at least I was treated to a superb Florida sunset as I drove back over the causeway.
The next day was really just a long slog mainly in Alabama to Opelika, which would leave me with about 120 miles to Atlanta on the last morning. On the way I stopped for petrol in a small run-down town called Greenville where half the pumps were broken in the only filling station I could find that was open. During the last few days I had spent a lot of time travelling through quite poor rural areas, and although there were pockets of wealth the overall impression was not one of prosperity. The whole area covered on this journey was part of what is known as the Bible Belt, and I cannot imagine how many churches I had passed along the way. A fair proportion of them were Baptist, but there were many others, a lot with names that were not familiar to me. Some were quite remotely situated, and it is hard to see how they had congregations large enough to sustain them.
Approaching Opelika I saw a sign advertising StayLodge at $39.99 per night. It was a rather strange establishment, quite large, offering long stay accommodation and most of the other people there seemed to be contractors or students from the nearby Auburn University. The rooms had self-catering facilities.
Big surprise the next morning, when I went out to the car and found the windows covered with ice, although the air did not actually feel very cold. Improbable though it might seem, amongst the things in my case I found a small plastic ice scraper, so no one can accuse me of not being prepared this time.
When I finally handed the car back it had covered 2002 miles in my hands in 10 days and was no more blemished than when I collected it. My original estimate for the distance was about 1600 miles, but distances in the USA are very large and you always finish up doing more than you expect, such as the extra for the broken down ferry and the 16 miles each way to the beach in Pensacola. In the end I felt that I had spent far too much time driving, and should have spent more time on the Gulf Coast. The weather had been remarkable. With the exception of one cloudy day in the area around Paducah there were clear blue skies and sunshine every day, and no rain at all, although it was cool, with temperatures mostly in the 40 to 50 degree range.
Romania 2011
In almost anything you read about Romania two names crop up again and again. The first is Vlad Ţepeş (1431 - 1476), also known as the Vlad the Impaler and the figure on which Bram Stoker's Dracula was based. There is no doubt that Vlad was a very unpleasant person,
who enjoyed torturing people, but no evidence that he was actually a vampire.
The second notable character is Nicolae Ceauşescu, who together with his wife Elena, ruled Romania as a dictator from 1965 to 1989. He established a Communist regime and instituted many unpopular reforms, leading eventually to a violent revolution in which the couple were both executed by a firing squad.
Like most dictators, Ceauşescu lived in fear of being invaded by foreign forces, and as part of his defence strategy he built a road over the Fărăgaş Mountains, some distance north of Bucharest, so that he could move his troops quickly in that direction if necessary. It took the army 4½ years to build the road, at a cost of 38 soldiers' lives and it was finally opened in 1974. In recent times it has become well known amongst motoring enthusiasts as a driving challenge, especially since it was featured in 2010 on the BBC Top Gear programme, when Jeremy Clarkson described it as "the best driving road in the world".
It was my desire to drive this spectacular route, now known as the Transfăgărăşan Highway, that caused me to go to Romania. As it is normally closed from October to May, and occasionally during bad weather in the remaining months, I decided to go in August when it was most likely to be open. The plan was to fly from Heathrow to Bucharest and stay in a hotel near the airport for two nights, to spend one day looking round the capital and then hire a car on the second morning and set off northwards to the mountains and Transylvania. For information I was using the Lonely Planet Guide to Romania, hereafter referred to as LP.
The evening before my flight a friend who travels a lot told me on the phone that I was bound to forget to pack something. I assured him that I had a perfect system, with check lists, and I never forget anything. It was rather annoying, therefore, when I realised on the way to the railway station that I had not shaved, and furthermore I had forgotten to pack my shaver. Fortunately I had just enough time to rush to Wilkinson's before getting on the train and buy a Braun Mobile shaver, something that I should have done long ago.
Otherwise the journey went well until I arrived at Bucharest airport at 10.00pm, and as the hotel was about a mile from the airport I had to get a taxi. There were taxis lined up in front of the terminal, but they did not want to take me, apparently because they were waiting for people who wanted to go the 10 miles into the city. A man standing nearby said "They won't take you, you need to get one of the taxis over there", pointing to the other side of the car park. I discovered later that this was also the advice given by LP. When I got to the other side of the car park a taxi stopped in front of me and I told the driver where I wanted to go and asked him how much it would be. He didn't tell me, but bundled my luggage in the car, and we raced off to the hotel, which was nearer than I thought. He took my luggage out and when I asked him how much he said "200 lei". £42.50!! For less than one mile! I was so angry that I refused to pay, and it developed into a stand-up argument in front of the hotel, during which I noticed that on the side of the taxi was painted '1.39 lei/km'. When I pointed that out he said "That's just in town". Eventually I gave him 100 lei, which was still far too much, and he jumped in the taxi, shouted "F*** You" and raced off. A good introduction to Romania.
Bucharest
The Hotel RIN Airport 3 was better than I had expected, with a decent room and good breakfast the next morning. As usual in such places, all advice was not to drive in Bucharest, which was why I decided to go into the city using public transport and pick up the car the next day at the airport. It was about 9 miles to the city centre, and there was a bus stop near the hotel, but you had to have an electronic swipe card to use it, and the nearest place to get that was the airport, so I had to go there on the hotel shuttle. The swipe card cost the equivalent of £2.27, and the lady said it would last for four years, by which I assume that she meant that it could be topped up for four years. I hardly think I could get four years' bus travel for £2.27.
My first impressions of Romania were very different from what I had expected. The road from the airport to the city was like an American urban highway, 3 lanes each way, lined with businesses and with lots of new cars tearing along (much faster than in the USA), including Mercedes, BMWs, Audis etc. Next to the hotel was a Ferrari dealership, and on the way into town we passed Lotus, BMW, Mercedes, Land Rover and many other ultra-modern car showrooms. Overall the traffic was not heavy, and there were only brief hold-ups, again contrary to what I had expected. It was a Tuesday, but perhaps there is an August effect, with people on holiday, which itself would suggest a measure of prosperity.
The weather was very hot, around 35ºC (95ºF), not ideal for wandering around a capital city, and I soon found myself consuming drinks and ice cream at a great rate. The bus went to a vast square at the boundary between the old and 'new' areas of the city. As part of his reforms Ceauşescu demolished about one sixth of the old city and built an enormous palace with an avenue leading to it to rival the Champs d'Elysee in Paris. The palace is the second or third largest building in the world, and the avenue is lined with what are supposed to be imposing buildings and hundreds of fountains. There are very mixed opinions about the architecture, which incorporates
traditional Romanian features but has a somewhat sterile look about it, like the pastiche Disney or Las Vegas structures. Like all dictators, Ceauşescu liked balconies, and he had several thousand to chose from when he wished to address his adoring subjects. Whatever you think about the architecture it cannot be denied that it was an amazing feat of construction.
Many of Bucharest's original fine buildings were destroyed by a combination of the Second World War and a major earthquake, and the city is not noted for its sights. The older part was, however, bustling with activity and there was a lot of building work in progress everywhere. There are still some interesting old buildings mixed up with new ones in a way that to my mind is not entirely successful, but I am not considered to know anything about town planning. I followed the walking tour recommended in the LP Guide, and although it referred to some crumbling and derelict areas I did not think it was too bad and there were few signs of real poverty. At least it was possible to walk around and sit
down to enjoy an ice cream without constantly being pestered by beggars, unlike some places I have been to.
There were a lot of English language signs and adverts around, and I found that most young people could speak English without hesitation. Everywhere you look there are well-known German and American business names and the whole place seems to be quite westernised.
Eventually I couldn't walk any further and took a City Tour on an open-topped double-deck bus, which took a long route to the north of the city and back. Due to the strong sun and the wind I had to wear my baseball cap with the peak at the back to prevent it from blowing off, so with my sunglasses I sat there looking like a Mexican teenager. The most outstanding building that I
had not already seen was the Triumphal Arch, a copy of the one in Paris and built in 1935, so it saved Ceauşescu the trouble of building one. Of course, City Tours always go to the nice bits. Perhaps I should get a bus and start running tours of the hideous blocks of flats, the derelict factories and the orphanages.
The overall impression that I got was that the city is thriving. From the large number of recent cars, many of them expensive German ones, it is clear that money is somehow finding its way into people's pockets. There were also a significant number of high-powered sports motor-cycles which indicates that some younger people (or their parents) have high disposable incomes. Others are not so well off. At one point I went into a KFC for a snack (don't usually, but it was easy) and left a few chips and part of my "sandwich". As I got up to go a tidy-looking young man at the next table looked across and said "Ah, chips", and moved into my place to finish what I had left.
In the evening I had a meal in the hotel restaurant and was slightly puzzled by an item on the menu described in English as "Outlawry Chump (for two persons)". As I was only one person I did not have the opportunity to sample it.
On the road
The next morning I got the shuttle bus to the airport to collect my car. When the man from Budget Car Rental took me to it I laughed. It was a bright yellow Chevrolet Spark, a reincarnation of the 3- cylinder Daewoo Matiz and I don't think it was quite what Jeremy Clarkson would have in mind for storming the Transfăgărăşan Highway.
According to all reports it would take several hours to drive over the mountains, so I decided to stay for the night at a town called Pitesti near the southern end of the road. There was a fast road to Pitesti, but as I had plenty of time I thought it would be more interesting to go via several other towns on what might be quieter routes. The first of these was a place called Ploiesti, the centre of Romania's oil industry. Until then I did not even know Romania had an oil industry, but apparently the country supplied a substantial part of Germany's oil needs during World War II. The road to Ploesti was lined with buildings for the entire 40 miles, and this was where I discovered that on main roads between towns Romanians drive as fast as they can, regardless of the many speed limits. The road seemed to be full of German cars and white vans all desperate to get past my little yellow Chevrolet.
Ploiesti was quite a pleasant town, apparently thriving like Bucharest, and had an unusual attraction in the form of an oil museum, which I wanted to visit but it was closed. It was too hot for walking very much, so I went across country to the next town, Targoviste. The car had air conditioning, but that was struggling to cope with the high temperature. The road was less hectic than earlier, with more open countryside, although I was disappointed not to see any oil wells.
There was not much to see in Targoviste so I went on to Pitesti and parked near the centre while I looked round for a hotel. When I asked a man how to use the parking machine he not only showed me, but insisted on giving me the money (about 11p) to put in it! Eventually I found a hotel recommended by LP called the Hotel Muntenia, and got a room overlooking the main square. Pitesti is the home of Romania's only car factory, called Dacia (owned by Renault), which is very successful, and again it seemed to be a prosperous place. About half the cars on the road are Dacias, and they are sold all over Europe excepting in Britain.
LP said Pitesti had 'energy and a lively atmosphere', and was a good place to stay the night. The square was packed with people sitting
outside eating and drinking until late, and then I was kept awake until 2.30am by yobs messing about with car alarms and upsetting the dogs (see later). I suppose this could be described as 'energy and a lively atmosphere', but perhaps someone should remind LP that they are travel guide writers, not estate agents. The buffet breakfast was dreadful, a particularly bad version of the meat, cheese and hard dry bread that seems to be the norm in Europe nowadays.
Transfăgărăşan Highway
The mountain route actually starts at the southern end from a spa town called Curtea de Argeş, about 25 miles north of Pitesti. At 10.00am on a Thursday morning Curtea was a complete madhouse, and although I would like to have stopped to look round, it was impossible to park anywhere near the centre.
For some distance after leaving the town the road was built up on both sides, but then started to climb through open countryside and into the mountains. The surface deteriorated into large potholes which cars were steering round, and the pace came down to about 10mph through a seemingly endless succession of uphill hairpin bends. This section of the highway, with its bad surface for miles, demanded so much concentration that it was difficult to look at the scenery. Eventually the road crossed a dam, part of a hydro-electric
scheme and ran along the side of the picturesque Lake Vidraru, still in tight bends for a long distance before dropping down and straightening out. The surface then improved greatly and the road began to climb steeply through many more bends, forcing my inappropriately named Spark down to second gear at times. Fortunately there was little traffic on the road, so I did not get wiped out by Jeremy Clarksons with their several hundred brake horse power.
Shortly before reaching the top of the pass the road entered an 887m (approx half mile) long straight tunnel through the solid rock of the mountain, leading to what can only be described as a recreation area, with a large car park, souvenir stalls, a burger bar, a restaurant, and a lot of people. Bearing in mind how little traffic there was on the road it was hard to see how they all got there. The cable car from the valley below did not seem to be in operation and there is no public transport.
Above the car park, to the right, was the amazing Lake Bâlea, described by LP as hovering like a mirror among the rocks.
From there the road zigzagged downhill with sheer drops on one side for much of the way, but fortunately I could not see them because I was on the side against the rock face. In several places there were viewpoints from which the road could be seen snaking down into the valley with a mind-boggling number of hairpin bends. The scenery in the valley was beautiful, with some waterfalls tumbling down the rock faces not far from the road.
In its entirety the route is like two mountain passes in succession, the northernmost one being higher and better surfaced. In some
respects it is not as spectacular as many of the Alpine passes, because the adjacent mountains, at about 2500m (8000ft) are nothing like as high as the Alps, and the main pass itself is only just over 2000m (6500ft), which is lower than almost all the well-known Alpine passes. However, at about 50 miles the overall length is much longer than any Alpine pass, and the number of bends is far greater, which makes for a better driving experience.
Transylvania - Saxon Land
Transylvania, which some people think is not a real place, occupies a large area of central Romania, and the part north of the mountains I had just crossed is known as Saxon Land, because it was colonised by Saxons from the 12th century. They put their stamp on the towns and villages, which have a distinctive German character and are very attractive. Few Germans live there today, but many visit to experience Germany as it used to be.
The nearest town after the mountain pass was Sibiu, reached via a main road with frantic traffic, an unpleasant drive compared to most of
the day so far. On the outskirts of Sibui I found a motel called the American Inn, which was like a prop from a Disney film set. The Americans have no idea of inns (think of Holiday Inn) and the Romanians have no idea of American inns. Anyway, it was cheap and clean, though the room was small.
Opposite to the motel was a huge retail park, somehow not the sort of thing I expected to find in Transylvania or anywhere else in Romania. I walked into the town, about 2 kilometers, along a busy road lined with uninspiring buildings until I came to the centre, which was a revelation. In 2007 Sibiu was the European Capital of Culture, and was given a makeover at great expense. Normally I avoid such places, because usually they are an excuse for local dignitaries to spend other peoples' money ruining the place for a few moments of glory, but although the main street has been somewhat sanitised the rest of the central area is unspoilt with rough cobbles and genuinely ancient buildings.
The next day, after an awful breakfast, I set off across country on minor roads for Sighisoara, another noted Saxon town to the east, and
the birthplace of Vlad Tepeş/Dracula. After a few miles the road ran through a wonderful village called Altina, which was exactly how I imagined a Romanian village would be. The main street was lined with old detached house, painted in pastel colours, and I stopped and went for a walk though the back lanes. These were all unpaved, with a surface of grass, earth or gravel, probably turning to deep mud in the winter. Seen close up, many of the houses had dates on them, and were not as old as they looked, having been built in the 1950s. There were not many people or cars around, but a few tractors and horse drawn vehicles piled high with the produce of the harvest. It is tragic to think that dozens of villages like this were destroyed by Ceauşescu in the course of his rural reform programme.
Saxon Land is noted for its wonderful fortified churches, found in towns and villages throughout the area. The churches were surrounded by high walls in the 15th and 16th centuries to defend them from attack by Turkish forces, a measure that was obviously successful because they are still there today.
Sighisoara, Dracula's birthplace, has everything. A river, a citadel, cobbled squares on different levels and is packed with ancient buildings. It is, however very touristy, even on a weekday. From the citadel a wooden covered stairway with over 200 steps leads up to a church on a hill above the town, but the effort is not very rewarding because there is only a limited view through the trees at the top. Tucked away behind another church is a stone bust of Vlad Tepeş with an expression suggesting that he is looking for someone to impale (picture at start of story).
Having seen a few nice places I thought it was time to move back into the real world, and decided to go on to an industrial town called Mediaş to stay for the night. After booking in at the excellent Edelweiss Hotel (112 lei = £24) I went for a walk and was surprised to find a well-preserved old-town area in the centre, and strangely, a vast vegetable market that was closing down at 7pm. It consisted of a massive indoor hall surrounded by outdoor stalls, and it is difficult to understand how the town could support such a large market unless people travelled long distances to it. There was a lot of unsold produce which would surely be wasted unless the market was open every day.
At breakfast time the next morning I found myself sitting at a table with two elderly German couples who were driving home after going to Turkey. We compared notes and agreed that there were many things that were hard to explain in Romania, one being the reason why we had been seated as far as possible from the buffet when there was a similar table close to it. My theory was that it was so that every time you wanted to top up you would have to walk the length of the room in front of the staff who were standing around doing nothing, which might deter you from taking too much food. It would take a lot more than that to deter me when there was free food in the offing.
The Germans commented on the aggressive driving, and were rather upset because they had been fined for speeding in a place where all the local drivers were overtaking them. They were also using the LP guide, but I don't know whether it was in English or German (LP is a branch of the BBC).
From Medias I went a few miles down the road to Copsa Mica, described by LP as Romania's ugliest town. It seemed to consist mainly of
the blackened shells of derelict factories, and as always in such cases, you have to wonder what the people do now. There was little sign of any new industry, although LP said some of the old factories were still working after being fitted with Euro-standard filters. Blaj, the next town, while far from beautiful, had a quite a lot of cleaner working factories, and was a tidy place. It has a relatively high Roma (Gypsy) population and within a couple of minutes of getting out of the car I was approached by someone apparently begging, the only time this happened in Romania. Perhaps I am jumping to conclusions, but the Roma are said to be treated as an underclass in Transylvania and subjected to racist abuse. Not long afterwards I had trouble with two young children who started opening the car doors while I was waiting at a level crossing out in the countryside, and one of them spat on the car windows when I refused to give them anything. Nice.
It was now Saturday, and it was part of my plan to visit a gorge and a salt mine near a town with the attractive name of Turda. There was a festival on in the town, and when I eventually got to the salt mine there were so many people that I decided to give it a miss. One of the problems of going in August. To make matters worse the gorge defied all my attempts to find it, so I set off on a cross-country route to Targu Mures.
Roads
This is where I really found out about Romanian roads. Before the trip I had bought a new Michelin map of the country with a scale of 1:750,000 (12 miles to the inch), which should have been adequate for what I was doing, but I had long since discovered that the representation of a road on the map bore little relationship to what was on the ground. Many roads, major or minor, are well-surfaced but the condition of any road, at any time, can suddenly deteriorate into a mass of potholes or a rough track, and all level crossings have to be taken at a crawl. A fair proportion of minor roads between villages are unpaved, and the map was supposed to indicate these with dotted lines, but very few were shown as such.
The route to Targu Mureş started with a stretch of main road and then tarmac country lanes, through several villages exactly as shown on the map. After about 10 miles the tarmac suddenly stopped at the top of a hill, leaving a rough, fairly wide track through woodland. I knew I was not far from a village called Papiu Ilarian (don't ask) and decided to carry on down the hill, in the hope that the tarmac would restart in the village. It did, so I thought it would be tarmac for the remaining 20 miles to Targu Mureş. What happened? Just as I got to the far end of the village the tarmac stopped in a line across the road, and I found myself facing a choice of two gravel tracks with no signs. Looking at the map it was obvious that this situation could recur over and over again, so the only thing to do was to go back to the main road. Cuba all over again.
The next day I had a similar experience on another cross-country route, when a wide tarmac road with a white line along the centre suddenly turned into a narrow rough track on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere. It was hard to understand how at sometime a tarmac machine had been up the hill, followed by a white lining machine, and then it all came to nothing. The rough track seemed to go on indefinitely, so I turned back and found another way. There was little traffic on any of these minor roads, with horses and carts being the staple transport for many people.
Szekely Land
To the north-east of Saxon Land, still in Transylvania, is a region occupied largely by people of Hungarian origin, known as Szekely Land. Romania is bordered on its western side by Hungary, but Szekely Land is like an island in the middle of the country. Ethnic Hungarians are in the majority in some of the towns and the Hungarian language is widely used. As with the Germans and Saxon Land, many Hungarians come to Szekely Land to experience Hungary as it used to be.
On the hectic main road into Targu Mureş there was an advert for a hotel at about £11 a night, which would be the lowest I have paid for a long time, but when I found it there was a wedding reception on and it was impossible to get near the place. Whether it was the time of year, or whether it is always the same I do not know, but there seemed to be weddings on everywhere, with long lines of cars driving around towns blowing their horns in celebration. Apart from weddings, there were also parties and carnivals going on all over the place. The Romanians appear to know how to enjoy themselves.
Shortly afterwards another hotel came into sight, the Hotel Concrete. Thousands of people have stayed in the Ritz and the Savoy, but how many people can boast of having stayed in the Concrete? Well, I can. It turned out to be the head office of the pre-stressed concrete company that built it, and was quite good, presumably because they use it to demonstrate their product.
The population of Targu Mureş has a roughly equal split between Romanians and Hungarians and the town has been the scene of serious racial tension in the not too distant past, but it was calm enough while I was there. The outskirts were industrial, but like most other Romanian towns the central area was quite pleasant. Driving down a hill on the way out the next morning there was a view of the most astonishing vast estate of grim Soviet style flats that I have ever seen, but unfortunately I could not stop for a photograph.
After one of the challenging cross-country journeys described above I came to Sovata, a really thriving spa town with what is said to be
Europe's biggest heliothermic lake in the centre. The weather was still hot with unrelenting sunshine, so the lake was working well, with hundreds of people on its shore.
Having failed to get to the salt mine at Turda I was hoping to visit the one at Praid, not far from Sovata, but it was the same story again. It was Sunday, about midday, and I was not prepared to dedicate most of the rest of the day to getting into the mine, so I drove on to Odorheiu Secuiesc and Miercurea Ciuc, two very Hungarian towns with names that the people who live in them can pronounce without difficulty. Odorheiu Secuiesc was a pleasant place, but did not have the sort of character of the Saxon towns, and Miercurea Ciuc seemed to have only just emerged from the Soviet era, having been given the Ceauşescu treatment. The countryside in this region is very attractive, with rolling hills, woodland, and pretty villages. The next day would be my last in Romania, and I particularly wanted to see Brasov, so I took the main road southwards from Miercurea, which was extremely slow going due to heavy traffic combined with roadworks with long hold-ups, not helped by the usual mad drivers.
On entering Sfântu Gheorghe, a town some distance before Brasov I came across the quite imposing Hotel Castel, with slightly over-the-top gothic/baroque architecture combined with a purple and white colour scheme which I felt should help to keep the price down. It was certainly moderately priced and by my standards good, with a restaurant in a separate, matching single storey building. On the breakfast menu here was another mystery item, described in English as "Brown File", so perhaps they were expecting Monsieur Mangetout, the Frenchman who eats everything. In the middle of the night I was woken by an extremely violent dog fight in front of the hotel, the canine equivalent of the cat fights at home, but with more and larger participants.
Dogs
This brings me to a subject that I would rather avoid, but it is so much part of Romania that I cannot do so. In the 1980s when Ceauşescu was carrying out his reforms large numbers of people, both in towns and countryside, were evicted from their homes at short notice and rehoused in the lovely new blocks of flats that were being built. They could not keep their dogs, and most were simply turned loose to fend for themselves. Their descendents are now living wild all over the country, and there are said to be over 100,000 in Bucharest alone. There are stray dogs everywhere, and many are killed on the roads. I saw at least 6 dead ones on one day, which is very distressing, but the consolation is that they are not people's pets. You cannot risk getting involved with these dogs, because rabies is endemic in Romania.
The Romanians seem to accept them as part of the scene and in towns I think some people feed them. Animal rights organisations want the government to instigate a neutering programme, but the government favours just putting them down. There is no easy or kind answer to this problem. Of course, many people still keep dogs as pets in the normal way.
Brasov
A few miles south of Sfântu Gheorghe, Brasov is the second largest city in Transylvania and justifiably renowned for its beauty and fine
buildings. Car ownership is still low enough for it to be easy to find a space near the centre at 11am, although you have to pay, and the first thing I noticed on getting out of the car was the word BRASOV high up in the trees on Mount Tâmpa, just like the famous HOLLYWOOD sign.
A large part of the central area is surrounded by an ancient wall and has been restored to a high standard. The main square has a grim history with the last witch burning in Europe and plenty of tortures in the tower but it all seemed very peaceful when I was there.
About 20 miles from Brasov is the village of Bran, with the incorrectly named "Dracula's Castle". As long as you are aware that the connection with Dracula (and Vlad Tepeş) is totally fictitious it is quite good fun, with its turrets, galleries, and winding staircases, but
the guide book didn't mention the giggling teenagers everywhere. It did mention the souvenir stalls and car parks that occupy most of the rest of Bran, but there is also a more serious attraction in the form of a village made up of genuine ancient buildings that have been saved from destruction elsewhere. It was then time for the hectic drive back to Bucharest and the Hotel RIN Airport 3, ready for my flight home the next morning.
Romania was not what I had anticipated. There are, inevitably, 'haves' and 'have nots', with a big difference in lifestyle between town and country, but the proportion of 'haves' was much higher than I expected. According to EU officials in Brussels there is a high level of corruption, and they should know because they are experts at it, but it is not obvious to a visitor. There is a lot of foreign investment, especially from Germany, and many of the banks, food stores and DIY shops carry well-known German names. People seem to work quite hard, but from the number of new cars and motorcycles on the road, including expensive ones, it is producing results.
Some of the notorious orphanages for abandoned or handicapped children, a legacy of the Ceausescu period, still exist but they are said to be fewer in number, with improved conditions.
Away from the 'international traveller' environment around the airport most things, including food and hotels, were much cheaper than at home. Petrol comes out at about £1.15 per litre.
Foreign tourists are quite thin on the ground, although it is no doubt a different matter on the Black Sea coast. During the whole trip I saw only one British registered car and came across no other British people.
Although cars are driven very fast and apparently recklesslyI did not see a single accident in 850 miles, and the general standard of discipline is better than in Albania or Russia, for example. In southern Spain almost every car is scratched or dented, whereas in Romania most cars are in good condition, apart from old Dacias. In many former east European states car crime is a serious problem and cars cannot be safely left in the street. Hotels have guarded car parks, often with big steel gates, but in Romania such precautions do not seem to be necessary.
At this stage the country is not on my 'must go again' list, but I came away feeling quite optimistic about it.
CUBA 2011
Cuba 2011
One of the things Cuba is best known for is its frozen-in-time classic car scene, a consequence of the break in relations with the USA when Fidel Castro gained control of the country and established a communist regime in 1961. There is a general feeling that things are going to change before too long, so I decided that now was the time to go.
The plan was to fly to Havana, stay 3 nights in the city, then pick up a hire car and travel around the country for a week. The main source of information and basis for my planning was the Rough Guide to Cuba, referred to hereafter as the RG.
The flight from Gatwick to Havana via Madrid with Air Europa went well and the immigration procedure was not too much of a pain, taking about 20 minutes. The next stage was to get some Cuban money, which can only be obtained on arrival. Cuba has a strange dual currency system, with the National Peso (CUP) for Cubans and the Convertible Peso (CUC) for foreigners. The CUC is pegged to the US Dollar and is not really convertible anyway, because it cannot be bought or sold outside the country. The US Dollar is no longer accepted as currency and there is a 10% penalty for changing Dollars into CUCs.
This means that most people arriving from abroad have to get money at the airport, causing big queues at the change counters, and that was certainly the case when I arrived. Luckily, just as I joined a massive and disorderly queue I was approached by a very smart taxi driver who took me upstairs to another counter where there were two people waiting. Back downstairs the driver introduced me to an equally smart young man of about 20 who was his son and we went out to their vehicle which was a small car, a Citroen Visa diesel in the taxi firm's livery, with a meter. The airport is about 16Km (10 miles) from the centre of Havana, and there is no public transport link. As the son drove along the dark, bumpy unmarked road from the airport they explained that the car had done 400,00km (250,000 miles), and was very good. When they discovered that I was British they were delighted and said the British were the best tourists because they always gave a 10 dollar tip, so at least I was left in no doubt about what was expected of me.
There was not much traffic, but at one point we came up behind a 1950s American car which apparently belonged to one of our driver's friends. This led to a race away from the lights with some overtaking on the inside, but the American car won conclusively.
Eventually we arrived at my hotel, the Inglaterra, in the middle of Havana. It might seem rather unadventurous of me to stay at a hotel called 'The England', but the Inglaterra is the oldest hotel in Havana, perhaps the oldest in Cuba, and has tremendous character as well as being very conveniently situated. Winston Churchill is supposed to have stayed there in the 1930s. It was listed by the Rough Guide, the Insight Guide and some others, and it was only after I had booked three nights on the internet that I discovered that out of 97 reviews on TripAdvisor 90 were bad. They cited scruffy rooms, rude staff and poor food, so it sounded like the sort of place I usually stay in, though the high ornate ceilings and chandeliers countered that impression.
The staff seemed pleasant enough, but the air-conditioned room was scruffy and had no proper window.
Havana
In the morning, after a mediocre buffet breakfast I ventured out on to the town, to be greeted by shouts of "Amigo! Taxi!" the moment I set foot in the street, words that I would hear endlessly during my stay in Cuba. Apart from car-type taxis there are horse-drawn carriages, cyclo-taxis (tricycles with 2 seats behind the rider) and coco-taxis, strange little three-wheeled glass-fibre cabins with 2 or 3 seats behind the driver. Apparently the drivers of all these vehicles were my amigos.
Due to the hard economic conditions the traffic on the streets of Havana is lighter than in most other capital cities, but as a petrolhead it was impossible for me not to be awestruck by the number of American and other classic vehicles, which far exceeded expectation. To avoid boring normal readers I have confined discussion of this subject to a section at the end of the article.
From the hotel I crossed the Parque Central opposite and spent the morning looking round Habana Vieja (Old Havana). There are many fine buildings in the narrow streets of the old town, some restored but mostly in various degrees of disrepair. I visited the car museum (of course) and the Camera Obscura, the mechanism of which was made by an English firm in the 1930s. The streets of the old town lead through to the harbour, with a fortress and a statue of Jesus Christ (being renovated) on the opposite bank.
During the morning I had no problems with the famous hustlers who pester tourists for money in one way or another, but when I got my video camera from the hotel and tried to record some street scenes I had to give up because they would not leave me alone. This was the start of a problem that seemed to become an increasing nuisance as time went on. If you are walking or sitting down someone will come up to you, ask where you are from and tell you they have a friend in Shepherd's Bush or that they support Manchester United. The guide books, which are usually written by people with a love of the country and who speak the language fluently say some of them want to be friendly and practice their English, but in my experience they don't, all they want is your money. Eventually they will come straight out and ask for 2CUC for "baby milk". More on this subject later.
In the early afternoon the weather was very hot, too hot for me, so I retired to my air-conditioned room for a while, and then came out and had another go at making a video, in the street near the hotel. The area was less crowded than before and by some miracle hustler-
free. Afterwards I walked past the ornate and imposing Gran Teatro (Grand Theatre) to the beautiful Capitol Nacional building, which was modelled on the one in Washington DC and is nearing the end of a total restoration. Just around the corner I came across an extraordinary place, a large compound surrounded by a wire fence inside which were the remains of about 15 steam railway locomotives, some dating from the 19th century. There was one that had been fairly well restored, but the others were in a very bad state. There was nothing to explain what it was all about.
Nearby was the Parque de la Fraternidad, where there were 60 or 70 American cars lined up for sale, and the entrance to Chinatown. Along the line I have been to a number of Chinatowns (though none in China) and I always say "when you have seen one you have seen 'em all", but that certainly didn't apply in this case, because there was nothing and no one Chinese in sight apart from the arch at the entrance. Perhaps the residents have all gone back to China to make the massive Yutong open top buses used to take sightseers round Havana.
Strangely it did not occur to me until afterwards, but the next day was 1st May, which would normally be Workers' Day, with massive celebrations in the Plaza de la Revolución (Revolution Square). However as it was a Sunday the event was put off until the Monday, but I decided to walk to the Square anyway. The first part of the route was along a street called Avenida Simon Bolivar lined with handsome 2-
and 3-storey buildings with the pavements running through colonnades on each side. Many of the buildings were in quite poor condition, and the living accommodation on the upper floors looked pretty grim. There were people standing or sitting on the pavement all the way along, and it was a bit like running the gauntlet as I passed through the spaces between the columns. At the many junctions with side streets there were police standing on both sides of the road, a situation which the RG said could be intimidating, but personally I found it rather reassuring. The side streets themselves were narrow, dusty and roughly surfaced with old buildings containing poor quality multi-storey housing.
The street eventually widened into a broad avenue between commercial and public buildings, some quite imposing, and the whole area
was a bit smarter. On the approach to the Plaza de la Revolución the buildings thinned out and there was some parkland. On one side of the square itself is a monument in the form of a 139m steeple with a white marble bust at its base to José Martí, who is credited with achieving independence for Cuba. On the opposite side are the Ministry of the Interior building with a massive black steel frieze of Che Guevara on the front of it, and the Ministry of Information building, with a matching frieze of Fidel Castro. This last monument is extremely recent and is not mentioned in the 2010 RG or any other guide that I have come across.
Apart from when I was walking through the colonnades I was assailed the whole time with "Amigo, Taxi", and sometimes the riders of cyclo-taxis would pedal very slowly alongside me for some distance trying to persuade me to use their services. One assured me he had good brakes. They seem to find it very hard to accept that a tourist might actually want to walk somewhere. The British Foreign Office advises strongly against using cyclo-taxis and coco-taxis on safety grounds, but if you followed their advice to the letter you wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.
On the way back to the city centre I make a mistake that I always warn other people about in such places - I fell into a hole in the pavement. I had stopped on a street corner to photograph a passing car and took a step forward, straight into a jagged hole about 2ft across and 2 ft deep. Apart from a grazed shin I was unhurt, but there were some much larger and deeper holes than that around, and I am amazed that more people don't get injured.
Back in the city centre I stopped to look at the compound with the railway engines again, and a man appeared inside, opened a gate in the fence and invited me in. He explained that the collection actually belonged to the city museum, not far away, and they were awaiting restoration. Most were made in the USA, but a couple were British and I am sure that
some were over 100 years old. A few of the locomotives were quite large, and the place would be absolute paradise for a steam engine enthusiast. One engine has been restored, but it is hard to imagine that they will have the resources to do very much in the near future. The whole thing seemed very informal and I gave the man a tip for letting me look round.
After retreating to the hotel for a while I had a look at the Centro Habana area, which contains some shopping streets. These shops were mainly for Cubans as opposed to the tourist shops in the old town, and many of them seemed to stock the same limited range of rather odd items. There were big tubs of DIY material and a vast selection of threaded pipe fittings. It appears that they stock what they can get, rather than what their customers want to buy. In these shops Cubans would pay in National pesos (CUP), whereas I would be charged in Convertible pesos (CUC), but in more out of the way places tourists can pay in CUP if they have them. The ratio of National to Convertible is about 24 to 1, which means that locally produced items work out vastly cheaper to Cubans than to tourists, but branded imported products are the same price or even more than in England, which puts them out of reach of many locals. Apart from cigars and rum, not many things are cheap to tourists.
As I walked about I was constantly offered cigars at bargain prices by people who claimed to have relatives working in the factory down the road, but these are always fakes, although they might not necessarily be poor quality.
On the road
The next morning I was due to collect the hire car that I had booked several weeks earlier on the internet. There are about four car hire firms in Cuba, with a vast number of outlets, but in reality they are all owned by the government and if you book with one you can find that you are dealing with another. I finished up with Cubacar, which is probably the largest and had a desk in the Inglaterra hotel. At the appointed time a man turned up and the formalities were quickly completed. The car, a Kia Rio with 115,000km on the clock, was outside. It was covered in minor dents and scratches, most of which the man had marked on the paperwork, but he noted a few more at my request, laughing as he did so. In some ways, in a country like Cuba it is better to have a beaten up car, like most other people, than an immaculate one, although tourist cars are instantly identifiable anyway because they have different number plates. One thing to bear in mind is that in the event of an accident involving injury to a third party the driver will be detained by the police and cannot leave the country until the matter is fully resolved, which can take weeks or months. There are stories on the internet about specific foreigners being detained for long periods, but other stories saying that that is not true.
My night stop was to be Varadero, a coastal resort about 100 miles to the east of Havana. The main road follows the coast quite closely for most of the way and I turned off briefly to look at Guanabo, a pleasant little seaside town with a sandy beach. There were police checkpoints every few miles, and shortly after Guanabo I was stopped. The officer did not speak English, but he just said "Matanzas?, Varadero?". When I said "Varadero" he waved me on, so it seemed that he just wanted to know where I was going.
For some distance the road ran very close to the beach, and shortly before a place called Boca de Jaruco there were signs of an oil installation and nodding donkeys. At a roadside snack bar I stopped for a drink, and there were only two other customers, who had just finished their meal. They were big men, wearing special oil mens' shirts, and as they put their empty plates on the counter they said with American accents "Thanks for the lunch", and gave the man behind the counter a tip. Who else would tip someone in a roadside snack bar? They got in a flash crew cab pick-up and drove a couple of hundred yards down the road before turning off.
Over my drink I was puzzling about how American oil men could be in Cuba. As I drove away I looked at the place where the Americans had turned off, and it was an oil processing plant with three flags outside, one being Cuban, one I did not recognise, and the other Canadian. Mystery solved. Despite their almost total customs union with the USA, the Canadians seen to be quite happy to work with Cuba.
Some time later I came to a long bridge that crossed a beautiful gorge with a river running through it, and boats with a brilliant white wake trailing behind them. There was no traffic in sight, so I stopped briefly to take a photograph and then drove on. As I approached the end of the bridge I realised that there was watchtower with a policeman in it set back from the road, and needless to say he came down and stood in the road with his hand up.
I lowered the window and said very contritely "I shouldn't have stopped on the bridge".
He said "Documente!". I gave him my passport.
He said "Auto documente!" I gave him the car papers. He compared the names on the two documents and stared at me.
I said "I shouldn't have stopped on the bridge".
He folded the car papers up, gave them to me and said something in Spanish that appeared to mean "You shouldn't have stopped on the bridge", and waved me on.
So I was stopped by the police twice in the first 70 miles. This was obviously going to be a good trip.
Amazingly, I had also passed a van at the roadside with VEHICLE EXAMINER or words to that effect on it. I don't know what the standards are, but any vehicle examiner worth his salt would take three-quarters of the vehicles in Cuba off the road immediately, and yet they didn't seem to be stopping anybody.
Varadero
After passing through Matanzas, a pleasant city built around a bay, it was a boring but fast coastal drive to Santa Marta, the start of the
Varadero peninsular. On the approaches there is a 2CUC toll charge, although that only seems to apply if you come from the Havana direction, not from the south. There is then a bridge with a police checkpoint, after which, basically, it's welcome to Florida. Varadero has 18km of sandy beaches, hotels, three marinas, a golf course, and perhaps best of all, no hustlers. All people and cars passing through the police check point are scrutinised, and Cubans who have no good reason to be there are not allowed in. Even tourist cars carrying anyone who looks Cuban will be stopped and questioned.
The resort is solely aimed at foreigners who come for a beach holiday, mainly on package deals, and it serves that purpose very well. After a bit of searching around I found a place called Villa Tortuga and booked a room for one night. It was a large complex with swimming pool etc. and amazingly I got a ground floor beach front room, inclusive of evening buffet meal and breakfast, for the equivalent of about £40. The beach was fabulous, with silver sand and palm trees, a real tropical paradise.
Varadero is actually quite an old resort, and has been developed in recent times partly with foreign investment, but is said to have lost a lot of its original character. As I walked along the beach the next morning it was very tempting to stay longer, but I had come to see Cuba, and this was not Cuba. The plan was to drive right across the country to Cienfuegos, a city on the south coast, about 120 miles (200km) away.
Across country
The first town I came to inland, called Cárdenas was, to say the least, a bit of a culture shock. It was late morning as I arrived, and at the start of the town there were a large number of cyclo-taxis and horses with carriages emerging onto the road from a school. Apparently it was school coming out time, and this was the local public transport. The streets were long and narrow, and these vehicles were jostling for road space with cars, lorries and bicycles, and it was a madhouse, just as I imagine India to be. I actually went back through the town to make a video, and although by the time I got to the school the traffic had died down somewhat, I still got some good scenes of the streets filled with horse-drawn carriages.
After Cárdenas the surroundings became much more countrified and there was little traffic. The fuel tank was under half full, and all the advice it to keep it well-filled because petrol stations are few and far between. The first filling station I passed had only diesel, but some distance later there was a village with a garage selling petrol. It actually had five pumps, two diesel, two unmarked and one marked 83 octane, which would not be unleaded. The car should have had 'Premium', which would be at least 90 octane unleaded and which I thought might be in the unmarked pumps. Almost all petrol stations in Cuba have attended service, and when the man came out it he went straight to the pump marked 83. I said "83?", to which he replied with a beaming smile "Yes, is good for car". I very much doubted whether it would be, but there was nothing else. From somewhere he produced a large lemonade bottle with the bottom cut off, stuffed the neck into the car filler, and put the leaded pump nozzle into the body of the bottle, thereby overcoming the problem of the leaded nozzle being too large to go in the unleaded filler pipe. Inevitably this resulted in petrol that I was paying for going all down the side of the car and over the wheel. Within a few miles I actually passed two more filling stations selling unleaded petrol, but it was too late then.
All the books say the signposting in country areas is almost non-existent but I did not find it too bad, although there is always only one sign, and that is right at the junction. There is no satnav mapping service available, and in any case it is inadvisable to bring a satnav into Cuba, because the authorities seem to regard them as a threat to state security. However, I did have a small car compass which worked quite well and was useful at times.
Between towns there are very few cars on the road, because people can't afford them. Public transport in the countryside is extremely limited, and the people rely largely on hitching lifts to get around, with the result that on the way out of every town or village and at most road junctions there will be people trying to get a lift. One guide book said "be generous with your space, some of these people will have been waiting for hours." I have to say that I found this quite difficult, because I did not like just driving past, but if you are on your own you are very vulnerable and the people know very well that a tourist is likely to have money and other valuables in the car.
There are some proper long distance buses for travel between towns, but it also very common to see people carried in old high-sided open military-style trucks, American or Russian, or even cattle trucks with a roof and slats in the sides. The open trucks are very high,
some with a staircase at the back, but many can be only be entered and exited by clambering up and down the sides, using the framework for handholds, which means that they are accessible only to the young and fit, who seem to enjoy travelling in them. Sometimes there are 20 or 30 people in these trucks.
The countryside in this area was fairly flat, the staple crop being sugar cane, which, together with tobacco, is the main product of Cuba. In one place I saw oxen pulling a plough, but the fields are usually worked with ancient tractors and machinery of the same generation as the other vehicles. These machines look like solid lumps of rust, and it is amazing that they keep going. Some of the farmers ride around on horseback, wearing wide-brimmed hats and looking like Spanish gentlemen as they supervise the proceedings.
Living conditions in the countryside and small towns are mostly very poor, with people living in dilapidated wooden shacks or sometimes Soviet-style concrete 2- or 3-storey blocks of flats. These buildings may be associated with a particular source of employment, such as a factory or agricultural operation, and some have been abandoned. Some the of the towns have main streets lined with buildings of Spanish-period architecture and one of the depressing things about Cuba is to see so many fine buildings going to rack and ruin.
There are times when you could think you were in sub-Saharan Africa from the way people are living and travelling around, but you have to remember that in Cuba no one is starving, there are good medical facilities and universal education, with 100% literacy. Life expectancy is well up to normal Western standards at 74 for men and 79 for women.
Cienfuegos, the mountains and Trinidad
Eventually I reached Cienfuegos on the south coast, where I planned to stay the night. Most hotels are state
owned, apart from a few recently built ones in places like Varadero that are joint ventures with foreign investors, but there is another type of accommodation available to tourists called Casa Particulares which are private houses with one or two rooms to let. These are state approved and usually provide meals as well. There was one right on the bayfront called the Hostel Bahia recommended by the RG, and it proved to be very easy to find. It was a large detached house, run by very nice people, and it certainly showed that not everyone in Cuba is poor. Before dinner I went to look round the town, which was altogether smarter than the ones I had driven through on the way, probably because there is a lot of industry providing employment in the area. From my room I could see the harbour, used by tankers bringing oil from Venezuela, and alongside it a massive refinery.
I booked for two nights in the Bahia and the next morning set off to go to Trinidad for the day. There were two routes, one more or less along the coast and the other over the mountains, which is the one I took. The mountains are not very high, only about 1150m (3700ft.), but the narrow tarmac road ran through the sort of lush green scenery that one would expect to find in South America. After about 30 miles, during which there was almost no traffic, I came to a village called Aguacate, where the road suddenly become impassable to ordinary cars, with a steep, loose sandy surface, broken away at the sides. I asked a man on horseback the way to Trinidad, and he pointed to the impassable road. I laughed and said I couldn't go that way, and he indicated that there was another way round, which I found and started driving on. However, after about a mile that got to the point where it was so rough that the car was bottoming out, and then it dropped away so steeply that I doubted whether I would be able
to get back up if I went down and could not get through further on. I got out and stood looking at this daunting terrain, when to my surprise a bus came the other way and started scrambling up the hill surrounded by a cloud of dust. But this was no ordinary bus, it was a modern 4x4 army style lorry with a box-like passenger body high up on the back, made in China. Following shortly behind it was a 4x4 taxi.
There was little doubt that the road did go to Trinidad, but not for someone in a Kia Rio, so I had to go right back to the coast road, and altogether I had gone about 50 miles out of the way on what should have been a 50 mile journey. Eventually I came into Trinidad and took a turning off the main road signposted Centro Historico, which led into a maze of cobbled streets. There were a lot of people standing around, and at the first junction I came to several men pointed at the offside front tyre and shouted "Flat tyre! Puncture!". Now, this is a well-known scam. As soon as you get out to look at the problem they reach into the car and snatch your worldly possessions, or at least anything they can get their hands on. So I drove about 100 yards down the road, with howls of protest coming from behind, stopped, jumped out and locked the doors. To my dismay, there really was a puncture, and within seconds my 'friends' had caught up with me.
Across the street was a garage forecourt with an airline but no one around, so they directed me into it, blew up the tyre and poured
some water over it. Bubbles came out near the edge of the tread, confirming the puncture, and I asked them if they could repair it. They said they could, but not there, we must take the car round the corner into the next street, which I did. I got the jack out of the boot and they started taking the wheel off, while I was trying to keep a close eye on them and two other blokes who were sitting on the kerb the other side of the car. They said it would cost 25CUC (about £15) to repair the tyre, which was far too much for a repair that would probably be bodged so I told them to put the spare on. They said "No, no, we repair it". I shouted "PUT THE SPARE ON". They got the spare out of the boot, put it on and guess what? It had a puncture!
It was a bad tyre anyway, so I told them to put the original one back on. They protested strongly, but I insisted, gave them 2CUC and drove away, back to the main road. I realised that I would not be able to get far, but managed to find a proper big service station where I got the tyres mended. There were three punctures in the original one, which the man who mended it said were caused by the bad roads earlier on. One puncture was on the edge of the tread, which would no one would have repaired in England, but the tyre was still better than the spare, so I decided to carry on with it and drive carefully.
After all this I still went up to the Centre Historico, parked in the approved guarded car park and looked at the ancient buildings in the
World Heritage Site. Perhaps my impression was coloured by the foregoing events, but I felt that Trinidad was grossly overrated and is not worth bothering with unless the subject of your PhD thesis is The Spanish Occupation of Cuba.
Back at the Bahia the evening meal was excellent, as the previous one had been, but there was another problem. My room was on a corner, directly opposite to a police station where a party was under way with extremely loud music, and went on until 12.30am. There was obviously no point in ringing the police, because they would not have been able to hear the phone and the people running the guest house were apologetic the next morning, but said they was nothing they could do.
From Cienfuegos I decided to more or less retrace my steps back to Varadero, but taking a better look at some of the places I had passed through, especially Cárdenas and another town called Colón. After a couple of hours I had a look at the damaged tyre and was not too sure about it, so I turned off into Aguada, a small town where I hoped there might be a garage. There was, and the tyre was ok, but I decided to make a video of the drive through the main street, with the camera mounted on the dashboard.
Police
Shortly after crossing the motorway north of Aguada I saw car parked in the road some way ahead, and as I approached I could see that it was a military-style 4x4 with a man in uniform standing by it. He indicated to me to stop, and as I did so I realised that the camcorder was still on the dashboard, which was a bit worrying because it might be regarded like a satnav as a piece of equipment to aid an imperialist aggressor to overthrow the Cuban regime. On this subject the Foreign Office advice is "Avoid military sites or other restricted areas. Be particularly careful when taking photographs or video film. Note that these areas are not always well signposted". The man in uniform appeared to be some sort of policeman, but different from the ones I had encountered previously. He asked me if I was going to Colón (the next town) and I said I was. He waved me on, but just as I started to move he put up his hand to stop me again and I thought he had noticed the camera. I did not know whether there were any gulags in Cuba, but thought I would shortly be finding out. However, he just pointed in the direction of Colón and said "25 kilometres". Phew!
Colón is a medium-sized town at an important junction on main roads with no direction signs at all, and I had briefly got lost on the way down, but made a good guess. This time I had a rather better look at the town than I had planned, because after driving round the centre
with the camera running I got seriously lost, but eventually found the way to the next town, Perico. The main road went straight through Perico, and at the end of the town on the way out there was the usual knot of people trying to get a lift, with a policeman in the middle of them. He waved me down, and it turned out that he wanted a lift to Matanzas, about 50 miles away. I was only going to Cárdenas, about 35 miles, but he said he would come with me, so it was lucky that I had taken the camera off the dashboard. He actually suggested a faster route than the one I was going to take, and talked all the way in quite good English that he had learned when he was a lifeguard years ago. He was 45, married with two sons and would be retiring in 5 years time, after 30 years in the police. As might be expected, he was quite anti-American and was concerned that the Cuban Americans would move to take over the country when the Castros go. While he was with me we went past a couple of police checkpoints and I was hoping we would get stopped but that did not happen.
It was interesting to have contact with a policeman in this way, because the police presence in Cuba is far higher than I have seen anywhere else, even Russia. There is a high level of social control in the country, with widespread restrictions on freedom of speech, association and assembly. However, most of the time the police just seem to stand around and I did not get the impression that there is a bad relationship between the officers and the public.
After dropping the policeman in Cárdenas I drove on to the main square and within seconds a bloke tapped on the window, saying he was a guide and would show me round the town. I said I wanted to look round on my own, but he was very insistent and in the end I had to pay him 2CUC to not come with me. In return for another 2CUC he arranged for someone to keep an eye on the car, a practice that according to the RG is quite normal in Cuban towns.
He would have been delighted to have known that within a few minutes I was hopelessly lost in the maze of streets, but found the area that I had come through with all the horse-drawn vehicles the first time I was there. It was very hot and I went into a café for a drink. At a nearby table was a grossly made up woman sitting with a man, and she shouted across "Where are you from?" When I said "England" she came over, sat facing me and said "Do you want a woman?". I replied very stroppily "No, I'm too old for that sort of thing and anyway I'm fed with paying for everything". It was not clear whether it was her body that she was plying for hire or someone else's, but she went back to her table. Needless to say, when I eventually found my way back to the car there was no one looking after it.
In Varadero I went back to Villa Tortuga and got a room, not as good as the one I had previously on the beach, but as least there was no one asking me for 2CUC for baby milk.
Back to Havana
The plan for the next day was to go back to Havana via the airport to reconfirm my flight, and find accommodation in Miramar, a seaside suburb to the west of the capital. This meant going back through Matanzas and taking a road that looked quite good on the map to Madruga, then skirting round Havana on the motorway. Overlooking the bay in Matanzas were some newly finished large detached houses that would be worth at least £500,000 in England, and it would be interesting to know who is going to live in them in this relatively poor Communist country.
The road to Madruga proved to be of a lower standard than I expected, and was hard to find, but it ran through quite pleasant countryside and a fair number of villages and towns. After Madruga the surface deteriorated greatly, until in the end it was like a Russian road, and I was steering round the potholes. Eventually I came to the motorway, the first one I had used in Cuba, and it was a revelation. An almost empty dual carriageway, three lanes each way, with cyclists wobbling about in the outside lane and people with children walking along the inside one.
Finding the Air Europa office at the airport turned into an absolute nightmare, and by the time I got there it was closed. The are four terminals, a long way apart with few direction signs, and in the end a man from Terminal 2 came with me to show me the way to Terminal 3, but we were too late. Another 5CUC for him to get a taxi back.
By using the compass and some prayers I got through the outskirts of Havana to Miramar, and without too much trouble got a room on
the 18th floor of the 22-storey Hotel Neptune overlooking the beach, which was the worst one I have seen outside Albania. Only two lifts were working out of four, and as I went up I just hoped that the mechanism was in better condition than most other machinery in Cuba. My room had a sea view, but the door to the balcony was locked, presumably to prevent people from throwing themselves off and crashing through the roof of the restaurant below.
In the evening I wandered across the road to a modern supermarket with a guarded car park and had a look round. There were large areas of empty shelves and long rows of identical products such as bottles of drink, but a limited range of most items, including electronic goods, were available for those who could afford them. The checkout queues were very short because most people only had a few things, a big difference from Tesco's at home on a Friday evening.
It had originally been my intention to explore the area west of Havana before going to Varadero and Trinidad, but because of limited time on the first day I changed my mind. However, I thought I would now spend the last full day looking at the coast and country west of the capital. There is reputedly some beautiful countryside and coast in an area called Pinar del Rio, but it was too far to go for a day, so I stuck to the stretch of coast closer to Miramar and then turned inland. At first there were a number of pleasant beaches and a large marina, but then I came to a place called René Arcay which was like a very poor township, with dilapidated buildings and dust everywhere.
Inland was an industrial area with a power station and massive cement works from which the workers were just being driven away in
massive old truck-style buses, and from there I returned to Miramar on another deserted motorway.
My return flight was late in the afternoon the next day, so before going to the airport I looked at two parts of Havana that I not seen, namely The Malecon and Vedado. The Malecon is the sea front promenade extending from the boundary of Miramar to the centre of the city, and amongst the distinctive buildings I passed were the Hotel Nacional (where several people were killed when a lift cable snapped in 2000) and the American Special Interests Section, which is a sort of embassy without an ambassador. The owners of glamorous American cars, especially convertibles, seem to regard the Malecon as the place to show off their vehicles.
The part of the city inland from much of the Malecon is Vedado, described by the RG as the cultural heart of Havana, with many museums, monuments, art galleries and a university. Some of the streets running inland from the Malecon are wide avenues, lined with houses once occupied by rich people but now used as government buildings or embassies. On the Sunday morning I walked right
through to the Plaza de la Revolución and encountered only one hustler, probably because there were not enough people around for it to be worth their while going there.
Emigration trauma
All advice is to allow plenty of time to get through the airport, up to 4 hours, when leaving the country. In addition to the usual things there is a 25CUC (about £15) fee which has to be paid before you are allowed to leave. Having done that and changed my remaining currency back to sterling I joined the queue for emigration. There were actually about 10 queues, all moving painfully slowly, and after about an hour mine came to a complete stop. Someone went and asked the two young ladies behind the window what was happening, and was told, with a shrug of the shoulders, that the computer had failed and they did not know how long it would be before it was sorted. Eventually we started moving again, and after another half hour I reached the window. The hall was stiflingly hot and I am sure some people must have been on the point of fainting.
I was asked to stare for some time straight at a camera, as I had been on entry to Cuba, and it seemed that the staff behind the window were calling up the two images on a computer to ensure that the people leaving were the ones who came in. As they looked at the pictures the young ladies were giggling and making comments, with a callous indifference for the welfare of the people in the queues. In the past I have encountered many stern-faced jobworths taking their time over doing their duty in such situations, and have received the boot camp treatment from bad tempered American airport security staff (though never immigration officers), but this was something quite different. It was an unhappy, slightly sinister combination of authority and immaturity, and left me wondering what the people who run the country are really like.
In many poor countries those people who have money have no hesitation in flaunting it, but in Cuba open displays of wealth are practically non-existent. It is said that behind some of the crumbling facades in Havana there are luxury apartments with all modcons, but few people apart from diplomats and tourists go around in expensive modern cars. There are some official political slogans around supporting the regime, and many hand written ones along the lines of 'VIVA FIDEL Y RAÙL', suggesting that there is a degree of popular support for the present leadership.
Many of the things that make the country so attractive to tourists are a consequence of the hardship that the country has suffered over the last 50 years, and it is hardly fair to hope that things will not change. Perhaps the best hope for the future is the recent discovery of large oil reserves just off the coast, currently being explored by a Spanish company, and this would enable the country to make its own way forward without being beholden to outside interests.
Classic Cars
The classic car scene in Cuba far exceeded my expectation. Everybody knows about the old American cars still in widespread use, but I had not realised how many British, other European, and Russian cars there were as well.
Once Fidel Castro came into power in 1961 imports from the USA ceased, so the American cars on the road cover the period from the late 1940s to 1961, and the European ones are also mainly from that time. There are virtually no pre Second World War cars other than in the museum (see below). From 1961 until 1991 the only vehicles imported were from the Soviet bloc, mainly Russia itself, and it is only comparatively recently that new vehicles have become available again, largely from the Pacific Rim and China.
American Cars
These are not really a special interest of mine, but no one could fail to be astonished at the number and variety on the roads, especially
around Havana. Most are in well-used condition, and some are complete wrecks belching out clouds of smoke, but a few have been well restored. They range from the gangster-style saloons of the 1940s, with thick window frames, to the most outrageous finned monsters of the late 1950s. Parked at the side of the road you come across Edsels and Raymond Loewy Studebakers amongst other gems. Many are still used as taxis or can be hired with driver as a tourist attraction, but they are not available for self-drive hire.
There is a small area of parkland in central Havana where American cars for sale are more or less permanently on display, as many as 60 or 70, like a motor show.
In addition to the big saloons and convertibles there are many Jeep-type vehicles and trucks around, from the same period. Also a few yellow school buses, and some trucks are used as buses in country areas.
British Cars
There were far more British cars than I expected, dating from the same period as the American ones, and I had no idea that we had sold so many cars in Cuba. Amongst the most popular ones were:
Ford - Anglia 100E, Consul and Zephyrs Mks. I and II,
Hillman - Minx post-war Mks. I and II.
Vauxhall - Victor Mk. I
Austin - A40 Devon, A50 Cambridge, A55 Cambridge, A60 Farina
Morris - Minor
Also seen - Jaguar Mk.5, Hillman Husky, Standard 10, Hillman Avenger, Austin Metropolitan
Other European cars
Peugeot 403, 404
Fiat - 126 (many, may have come from Poland)
Simca - Aronde
Russian Cars
The most popular single make and model of any car in Cuba is the basic Lada, of which there are vast numbers. Second to that is the Moskvich, a car dear to my heart because I had one once although I did not actually own it. It belonged to a neighbour of my business premises in Littlehampton who had a 412 as an everyday car and bought a second rough one for spares. He asked me if he could keep it for a couple of weeks on my land while he took some parts off it. The couple of weeks turned into a couple of years, and the image of that dark metallic gold Moskvitch with matching areas of rust is indelibly etched into my memory. Judging by the numbers still running around Cuba they must have been far better cars than we thought they were at the time.
Many of them have been quite well restored and a favourite additional feature is a Ferrari badge on each side just ahead of the front
doors.
There are also a fair number of Volgas, UAZ 4x4 vans and Russian trucks.
Almost all of the old cars have been modified to some degree, either just to keep them running or, increasingly I think, to make them smarter. A very large proportion have modern flashy wheels, and quite a lot are jacked up at the back.
Motorcycles
Motorcycles are widely used, many with sidecars. By far the most popular makes are MZ, CZ/Jawa, and the Ural/Dnepr Soviet boxer twins, copied from BMW. There are some Japanese bikes, but I did not see any British ones at all.
In the last 10 years there has obviously been a trickle of new cars coming into the country, mainly from Korea, but some from Europe. Very recently new vehicles of all sorts have been imported bfrom China, including Geely cars, which are used by the police and some car rental outlets. The Geely has had a lot of European design input, and looks good. The vast majority of new buses, lorries and fire engines are from China. Also some electric scooters, which seem to be very popular in Cienfuegos.
Museo del Automóvil
It seems strange that a city that is a living car museum should have a building dedicated for that purpose, but Havana has. It is actually only a small museum, with an entry fee of 1CUC, unless you want to take photographs, for which there is an outrageous 5CUC extra charge.
The main space in the museum is given over to vintage cars, which are not generally seen on the roads. Most are American and in well-
worn condition, but the most interesting one was a 1920s Rolls-Royce 4-seater open tourer in a dilapidated state but absolutely complete. An astonishing "barn find" which would be worth a fortune outside Cuba.
There was a separate roped-off area with an odd selection of vehicles in it, including an MG TD replica, possibly a VW-engined Lafer from Brazil, and a sports car that the lady in charge described as a Maserati, but I very much doubt whether it is. Also a Daimler DS420 limousine and several motorcycles including a Ducati.
Not the best car museum I have been to, but another one for the collection.
Spain – Tangier – Gibraltar 2010-2011
Years ago I went on a rather unsuccessful windsurfing course on Lanzerote in the Canary Islands, but I had never been to mainland Spain. Almost everyone I knew in England had been there and I felt left out when they were talking about it, so I thought it was time to get some first hand experience of the place.
Most of my trips have been meticulously planned in advance, sometimes down to studying the white lines on the road on Google satellite photographs. This one was different, because due to adverse weather in England and air traffic controllers' strikes in Spain it was uncertain when I would get there, if at all. The only things booked in advance were the flight and rental car as it might have been difficult to get them at short notice.
The plan was to fly to Malaga with easyJet and stay one night along the coast in Nerja with my friends Barbara and Jim, who now spend every winter there to escape from the horrors of the British weather. It would be impolite of me to disclose their ages, but they are quite old.
In the event there was no hold up, and the plane arrived more or less on time. The car was booked through Holiday Autos, whose local agent was an outfit called record go. The lady at the desk gave me the keys to a Ford Focus Diesel, which was parked in the vast multi-storey car park nearby. I spent 20 minutes searching for it before discovering that there was a plan on the papers that I had been given showing exactly where it was. When I examined the car I found a scrape in the bodywork all along one side, not marked on the rental agreement, so I had to walk ¼ mile back to the desk to report it. The lady made the cryptic statement "Oh yes, a lot of our cars are scratched or dented. We don't tell you". I was not very happy about this, but it seemed to be the way they work.
Nerja is about 40 miles east of Malaga, linked by a motorway that runs past the airport. The scenery could probably be best described as a very spectacular urban landscape, with high-density development covering the mountains on both sides, and sea views where the land dropped away on the right. This was my first sight of the Mediterranean since 1959. The satnav led me with unerring accuracy through the narrow streets of Nerja to Calle Malaga, where my friends lived. They were standing in the street waiting for me, and Barbara, who is easily capable of running a medium-sized town single-handed, quickly created a parking space in the street in front of their apartment block.
Nerja has a large ex-pat population, and Barbara and Jim seem to be well-established in the community, with many friends of various nationalities. They showed me round the town, which is quite smart, in fact in retrospect I can say that it was probably the smartest place I saw in Spain. In the evening we went down to the beach, where the waves were breaking over the rocks under floodlight. The temperature was about 15 deg, a very considerable improvement over what I had left behind at Gatwick.
After a walk on the promenade the next morning Jim drove us up to a mountain village called Frigiliana, with steep narrow streets which
I was to discover are the norm for villages and towns in that part of Spain. Apparently the road up to the village, along with the motorway from Malaga and civic improvements around the beach in Nerja, has been built in recent years with EU money, but this was just a drop in the ocean compared with what I was to see later.
After a tapas meal in Frigiliana I left my friends and drove westwards to Torremolinos, taking the coast road rather than the motorway as far as Malaga. The previous evening they had asked me where I was going from Nerja, and I just wish I had a photograph of their faces when I said "Torremolinos". 'Terrible Torrie' as it used to be known, with its reputation for providing package holidaymakers with a roaring good time, would not give me the image of Spain that they would like me to have. However, I pointed out that I go to places to find out what they are like, not to find that they are nice, and intended to get a wider overview of the area in due course.
There was little traffic on the coast road, which runs very close to the beach in some places, but the drive was spoilt by endless road humps, which are a feature of all the urban areas that I went to. Round Malaga and on to Torremolinos the only practical route was to go up to the Carretera Nacional N340, which is one of the most dangerous roads in Europe. It is the main highway through the Costa del Sol, although for some stretches there is a parallel toll motorway, with more under construction. The N340 is really an urban dual carriageway with no hard shoulders and many entry and exit points, as well as bus stop lay-bys. There are no slip roads at most of the junctions, which means that vehicles are often entering the road from a standstill, and have to slow down to a very low speed to turn off, so with speed limits of 80 or 100kph it is no surprise that there are a lot of accidents.
The centre of Torremolinos is not far from the N340, and I followed signs to a hotel called the ROC Flamingo. It looked quite good by my standards, and had an arrangement for parking with the Carrefour supermarket opposite. My room was on the fifth floor, with a small balcony facing the fifth floor of the next building.
Somehow I had imagined that Torremolinos would be flat, which is far from the case. From the hotel the streets sloped down through the shopping area, and then turned into 99 steps leading to the beach, according to the people in a restaurant. There are a lot of different routes, but they all involve climbing in one form or another, and the lift did not seem to be working. By the time I had got to the beach, walked along it for about ½ mile and found my way back to the hotel via another lot of hills and steps I was worn out.
It was rather surprising, therefore, to find that the several hundred people in the hotel breakfast room in the morning were all aged over 50 with the exception of one, and she was about 40. They certainly didn't look as if they would be living it up into the night in the traditional Torremolinos style, although many of them looked as if they had lived it up pretty well in the past. The breakfast was very comprehensive, with areas laid out to appeal to different national tastes, but in fact the vast majority of people there were Spanish. It appeared that they had arrived by coach, and the hotel had a coach to take them to and from the beach.
From Torremolinos I drove westwards on the N340, stopping to look at Fuengirola, Marbella, Estapona and briefly at Sottogrande.
Fuengirola has a large ex-pat British community, with a long promenade lined with cafés offering Fish & Chips, English breakfasts and all the delights of an British seaside resort excepting the winter weather. I have to confess to stopping at a British-run café for a proper cup of tea.
Marbella is a smarter place, but obviously more expensive, and when I asked a Spanish policeman for the way to the nearest toilets he turned out to be English. Parking near the front was £2.20 per hour, so I didn't stay for long. The resort is famous as a retreat for British criminals, and it may be that they are now running the car parks.
Estapona looked a pretty up-market place, although I did not stop, and at Sottogrande the strong cool wind deterred me from staying for long. It was strange, because there was no wind in Marbella, and the temperature there was about 17 deg. There is not much in Sottogrande anyway, apart from the beach and a massive unfinished residential development.
It was my intention to spend a day on Gibraltar (Great Britain) and a day in Tangier (Morocco), but I was not sure of the exact arrangements for getting to either place, and whether the impending New Year might produce complications. The Rough Guide to Andalucia (hereafter referred to as RG) that I had borrowed from Bognor library had quite a lot of information but was several years out
of date, so I decided to go on to Algeciras, a ferry port, and stay the night there.
On the way the road passes through San Roque, which is very industrial, with a huge oil refinery. It is a fairly depressing place, founded in 1704 by the original inhabitants of Gibraltar when they were driven out by the British. They expected to return within a few years, but that did not happen.
San Roque is, however, bright and cheerful compared with the suburbs of Algeciras, in which I found myself in the course of looking for a hotel. In 1969 Franco closed the border with Gibraltar, cutting off access for the Spanish people who worked in the naval dockyard, and decided to industrialise Algeciras to provide employment for them. Most of the people around appeared to be immigrants from North Africa. The port was easier to find than the town centre, and I eventually got a room in a hotel facing the port entrance. The room was on the 8th floor, with a fabulous view over the town and mountains in the background.
The area was just a bit sleezy, with a definite 'On the Waterfront' sort of atmosphere. In the same block as the hotel were several travel agents, with touts outside trying to sell ferry tickets. For miles before getting to the town I had passed places advertising tickets to Tangier and Ceuta, a Spanish protectorate on the coast of Morocco (a relationship similar to that of Gibraltar to Britain, and the Spanish are just as determined to hang on to it). Judging by the number of people engaged in selling tickets, it must a profitable business.
The hotel had an underground car park in a back street that you would not want to walk down at night, and after putting the car away I made enquiries about the ferries to Tangier. The RG warned about being misled by ruthless ticket sellers, and after getting conflicting information from several travel agents it was clear that for a day return to Tangier I needed to use the fast ferry from Tarifa, about 12 miles to the west.
The main street was actually not far from the hotel, but I walked in the wrong direction and it took me a long time to find it. It was a great contrast to the dingy port area, with all the shops open until late, more Christmas decorations than in a British high street, and the place was thronging with people. It was hard to believe that the country was in a state of financial crisis.
As I stuffed myself full at breakfast time the next morning it did not occur to me that I might be seeing it all again later a few miles off the coast of Morocco. At this stage I did not even know I would be going to Tangier that day, but when I got to Tarifa it was quite straightforward to get a return ticket from the ferry company at the same price as the touts had been asking and after leaving the car (with some reservation) in the street near the harbour I walked to the ferry.
This was a cross-channel style car-carrying catamaran, and was supposed to do the journey in 35 minutes. The passport stamping was carried out in the main cabin by two Moroccan officials, so that passengers could walk straight off the boat on arrival. We started late, and about two-thirds of the way across the sea got quite rough and the vessel was almost flying off the waves. We were actually travelling through the area where the Mediterranean meets the Atlantic, and as Tarifa is now a famous wind-surfing centre, said to be on a par with Hawaii, it is hardly surprising that there were big waves.
In the fifty or more years that I have been using ferries I have always claimed to be a good sailor, but on many occasions it has been demonstrated to me that I am not, and this was one of them. Other people started to be sick, and eventually I had to run to the room labelled Caballeros . The cubicles were all occupied, and as I hung on to the edge of the stainless steel wash basin I think that could be described as the low point of the trip. It was a very sad face that looked back at me from the mirror behind the basin.
The great thing about seasickness, to use a contradiction in terms, is that when it's over, it's over, and by the time I had walked the half mile from the terminal to the port gate in Tangier I had forgotten all about it. It was a bright day, temperature about 23 degrees, as I walked along the promenade after fighting my way past the men selling watches and other items of jewellery just outside the gates. On my previous trip to Morocco, a few years earlier, I had so much hassle from the locals in the desert towns that I said I would not go again, but in a big city like Tangier there is always someone else to whom they can turn their attention if you make it clear that you are not
going to buy.
The only large city I had visited previously in Morocco was Marrakech, which is more or less flat. Tangier is anything but flat, with streets rising steeply up from the sea front. After taking photographs of the beach, with its palm trees, I walked up the hill into the 'modern' business quarter and found a café to replace some of what I had lost on the boat. The area had the chaotic mixture of old and new, with the frantic traffic that is typical of Morocco. A man in the Europcar office directed me to the old part of the city, a longish walk over the hill, and as I came within sight of it I heard the call to prayer. On the way through a shopping area I passed a large tent-like structure in which several men were praying, some in Muslim dress, and some in modern suits. An alley led down steps into the proper souk (market), and it was here that I made rather a bad mistake. I stopped to take a photograph of the market area, with an ancient
building in the background, without realising that a lady in a burka was walking towards me. As I pressed the button she screamed, put her hands across her eyes and ran for cover into a stall on the side. A torrent of prayers followed as I walked past, and I was annoyed with myself, because I was aware that you have to be careful not to cause offence by photographing people in that situation, and I had simply forgotten. As it happens, she was not in the photograph anyway.
The souk was brilliant, with narrow alleyways between stalls selling everything from electronic equipment to food to household goods to utter rubbish. It is strange how, when you are there, you venture into places that you think you would not go into when you read about them or see them in pictures. In the end I walked down a darker, narrower, muddier alley that I had been along anywhere else in Morocco and it was sad to see the absolute junk that some people were hoping to sell to make a living.
Eventually I emerged into the sunlight, and spent some time looking around the rest of the old town before making my way back to the harbour. There was supposed to be a ferry to Tarifa every hour on the hour, and it was a mystery to me why, as I walked towards the boat exactly on the half hour, the men standing at the bottom of the ramp shouted and waved at me to hurry up. I ran up the ramp just as they started to close the doors, and was worried in case I was on a ferry to somewhere other than Tarifa, but in fact it was correct. It was much larger than the one coming over, like a little ocean liner, with a big glass dome over the main passenger cabin, and completed the crossing very smoothly in the stated 35 minutes.
Tarifa is an EU border and a main entry point for people coming from Africa. It was therefore interesting, but totally predictable, that non-EU passport holders were processed four times more quickly than citizens of EU states.
By now I had decided to visit Gibraltar the next day, before moving on westwards and up into the mountains. Gibraltar was about 25 miles from Tarifa, with Algeciras in between, and I made enquiries about staying in Tarifa, but the hotels seemed rather expensive, so I went back to the Al Mar in Algeciras for the night. This time I was promoted to the 9th floor, with a view of the port and Gibraltar in the background. The port, which is the seventh largest container terminal in Europe and extremely modern, looked like a huge working model from my window and I could have watched it for hours. However, hunger eventually drove me to go out and find a restaurant, and I picked the nearest one to the hotel without realising that it qualified for an entry in the Book of Rip-off Spain. It was not much more than a greasy-spoon café, and a 2-course meal with coffee from the four-language menu came to €20.
The RG advised against taking a car into Gibraltar because of the queues, and recommended leaving it in a car park in La Linea de la Conceptión, and walking through the frontier. The next morning I drove round to La Linea ("The Line"), which is the Spanish town right up against the frontier with Gibraltar, and decided to look for a hotel, so that it would leave the whole day free for exploring the British colony. A quick look around La Linea was enough to determine that it is a pretty depressing place, apparently with a high unemployed immigrant population, and the best bet was the first hotel I came to, about 200 yards from the entrance to Gibraltar. It was expensive and up-market by my standards, but very convenient.
After getting sorted I walked along the road to the frontier. As predicted by the RG, there was a long queue of vehicles, but few pedestrians, and no delay at the passport check. A short distance from the frontier the only road into Gibraltar crosses the main airport
runway, and everyone had to wait a few minutes while an easyJet plane taxied across the road at speed on its take off run.
The town has an unmistakeable military atmosphere, with utilitarian blocks of flats at first, leading to a square
surrounded by traditional naval buildings, and then Main Street, which is lined with shops. These consist mainly of British high street names such as Marks and Spencer, Peacocks, BHS etc., together with a large number of locally-owned shops selling tax-free goods, particularly phones, cameras, computers and other electronic items. All the UK icons are there, red telephone kiosks, pillar boxes and policemen in British uniforms.
Fortunately when I got an all-day breakfast in a Sports Bar at the end of Main Street I discovered some English money in my backpack, because the exchange rate for euros in business premises is very poor. What I did not realise until it was too late is that although the coins in the change I was given looked like English ones some of them were Gibraltar ones which cannot be changed outside the colony.
I had picked up a map from the tourist office, and decided to walk up the Rock until I came to the apes, although I had no idea how far that would be. In fact, it was a very long way by my standards, and everybody else seemed to be driving up or going in minibuses. There is a cable car that was closed due to high winds, which seemed rather strange, because where I was there was no wind at all. A
fter slogging up the hill for a long time I came to the Jews' Gate, where you had to pay 50p to proceed any further. My knee was starting to give trouble, and I debated whether I was going to be able to walk on far enough to get full value for the 50p, but decided to risk it. Looking down below I was surprised at how high I had climbed, and the views over the naval dock-yard and town were superb. In the distance I could see the port of Algeciras and the mountains beyond, with the mountains of Morocco clearly visible to the south.
After about another ¼ mile I saw a parked car with some things running round it, and realised that I had made it to the apes. They were quite tame, and allowed people to get close to them, but did not really engage with anyone as far as I could see. Certain aspects of their conduct in public left something to be desired, and perhaps the authorities should consider putting up some notices telling them to moderate their behaviour.
Not long after reaching the apes there was a track leading downhill, with a notice saying that it was a military road and led to an apes' habitat. I took it, thinking that it would take me back to the town, and after about 600 yards I came to an old lookout point where the track finished. At that moment an ape came out from behind a rock and looked at me with a broad smile. I smiled back, and then realised that the ape was not actually smiling, it was baring its teeth in preparation for a territorial challenge. It had an awful lot of teeth, far more than I've got, and it seemed wise to withdraw before there was any trouble.
Eventually, after returning to the road and climbing even higher I found a route that really did lead back to the town, finishing on a rough path and then a vast number of steps. Back into scooterland. Motor scooters are the staple transport for a large proportion of the population of Gibraltar, which makes sense considering the limited road mileage and parking space on the colony. Some roads have a wide strip marked along one side for car parking, and a narrow strip on the other side for scooters and motorcycles. In the town centre
are parking areas full of scooters of every known make and type, like a permanent scooter rally.
It was New Year's Eve, and by 5.00pm everything was closing, so I had a snack and bought some food to take back to the hotel, because I did not know whether I would be able to get anything later. My room was on the 5th floor, with a view of Gibraltar town, Rock and airstrip. I was not bothered about not celebrating the New Year, because that is for people who still imagine that the New Year will be better than the old one, and when you get to my age you know it won't be. In the event I was woken at midnight by fireworks, and had a grandstand view of the display in the centre of Gibraltar.
In the morning I set off on the coast road to the west, passing Algeciras again, and stopped for a proper look at Tarifa, which has a historic area within the well-preserved town walls. Moving on westwards on the N340 from Tarifa I came to the largest wind farm I have ever seen, one of the largest in Europe, with over 200 turbines. When the wind is blowing it provides sufficient electricity for the town of
Tarifa, but bearing in mind that the town is not very large and has a warm climate, it brings home how unrealistic it is to think that wind energy can ever begin to meet the needs of a whole country. It is on the route taken by migratory birds, and many have fallen victim to the massive blades of the generators.
After looking at Facinas, a quaint hill top village overlooking the wind farm, I cut through to Zahara de los Atunes, which had a vast empty car park adjacent to a vast empty beach with nice sand. It was New Year's Day, and everything seemed to be closed, but a few miles further along the coast I came to Barbate, which had a small promenade with a string of cafés, a couple of which were doing meals.
From Barbate I decided to go inland to explore the "pueblos blancos" or white towns, starting with Medina Sidonia and then Arcos de la Frontera, where I planned to stay the night. The road to Medina had been upgraded recently with EU money and was much better than I would have expected for a cross-country route. Medina itself was shaped like a steep sided cone, dominated by a large church at the top. The narrow streets were lined mainly with terraced white houses, characteristic of the white towns, and I set off on foot to explore, but after a short distance realised that I was not going to make it to the top of the hill. Back in the car I drove towards the centre, and turned off to go up the hill, which proved to be much more challenging than I had expected. The road was incredibly steep and narrow, with tight bends, and I could now understand why every car in Andalucia is scratched and dented. Eventually the road opened out into a beautiful square with fine buildings around it, but there was nowhere to stop, and the way down was similar to the way up. At the entrance to the town I had noticed a sign barring entry to quads. This does not infringe the human rights of persons with three siblings of the same age, but applies to four-wheeled motorcycles, otherwise known, to the horror of classics students, as quad bikes. I think the reason for the ban may be that such vehicles are difficult to handle on steep cambered turns, of which there are many in Medina. Apart from a few good buildings I did not actually find the town particularly attractive.
The EU money stretched all the way to Archos de la Frontera, where on the outskirts I found a hotel of the sort that I usually stay in for €20 per night, en-suite room including bed but not breakfast or very much space. The young lady in reception said it was a ten minute walk into town.
After walking for twenty minutes in the direction she had suggested I remembered how she had run up and down the stairs in the hotel, and realised that she was talking about ten of her minutes, not mine. Archos was larger than Medina and came across to me as much more attractive as I walked along the streets lined with orange trees. Towards the centre the streets narrowed between high stone
buildings and climbed to a square, one side of which is on the edge of the massive cliff that extends the whole way along the side of the town. The views from here across the valley below are superb.
The next morning I had another walk round Archos and then set off for Ronda, a much larger picturesque and historically important town, but diverted when I saw a sign to Setenil de las Bodegas. Setenil was described by the RG as having "curious cave-like streets", and it is certainly a quite remarkable place. It is built along a gorge in which the river has eroded the sides away, leaving enormous overhanging cliffs which extend out over the streets. They form the roofs of some of the buildings, and in places stretch right across to buildings on the other side of the road, so that it really does seem that the street is in a cave. Without a map I got lost on foot, and afterwards I looked at the Google maps of Setenil, with a satellite view looking like a pile of worms, unlike anywhere else I have ever seen. As the name suggests this
was wine-growing country at one time.
Approaching Ronda from Setenil it seemed a bit like Cheltenham, quite pleasant but not spectacular. I found a small hotel with an underground car park near the town centre, and set off to look round with a map. In fact, the town is very spectacular indeed, being built high on a ridge in the Sierra and split in half by a gorge with sheer sides 130m deep. The most famous feature of the town is the New Bridge, an extraordinary tall, narrow, arched bridge rising up from the bottom of the gorge, and built in the 18th century. This might not seem very new, but it is compared with the other two bridges about ½ mile away, and the gorge itself looks like something from an
old print. Ronda is the home of bullfighting in Spain, and has the oldest bullring in the country. It was not open when I was there, but from the outside it looked surprisingly small, although in fact it is one of the largest around and has a double-tiered seating area supported by stone columns and arches.
From the New Bridge it is a downhill walk to the older and smaller Arab Bridge, from which you can look up into the gorge, another view like an ancient print. In the course of taking photographs here I heard the sound of
metal striking stone, and looked down to see my nice Seiko watch on the cobbles. The metal bracelet was broken, and although the watch was still going when I picked it up, it stopped shortly afterwards. Fortunately back at the hotel I had the £4 Chinese watch that I wear in places where I think I am going to get mugged.
The next day was to be dedicated to finding The Scariest Footpath in the World, called the Camino del Rey, which I had no intention of walking along, but just wanted to see. It was a catwalk high up on a sheer cliff face in the El Chorro Gorge, built in the 1920s as part of a hydroelectric power scheme, and was regarded as one of the wonders of Spain until it fell into disrepair. Originally it consisted of a narrow concrete path supported by metal brackets, but the concrete gradually eroded away, leaving holes and eventually in some places just the brackets. People continued to walk the path, but after some deaths it was officially closed and sections at both ends were removed completely to prevent access. There are still organised trips for climbers, using ropes to get down to the path. If you put Camino del Rey into Youtube there is a video made by a man who walked the path holding a video camera pointing downwards, and just stepped from bracket to bracket. Not for the squeamish.
From Ronda the most direct route was on mountain roads across country via El Burgo and Ardales. The EU money had definitely run out by El Burgo, and from there it was more like an Albanian road, with a rough surface, disappearing altogether for one stretch. Ardales, on the side that I approached it, was a strange place, with an unfinished bypass with tape across it, and the only way through appeared to be via incredibly steep, narrow concrete streets. With some trepidation I took one of these, and eventually ended up in a cul-sac at a farm entrance. Nearby was a man putting stuff into a car, and when I asked him the way to El Chorro he did not speak English but indicated that I should follow him in his car. He led me back through the concrete streets and then on a tortuous route round the town, which was much larger than I thought, until we came to the road to El Chorro.
According to the RG the best way to see the Camino del Rey is from the railway that runs alongside the river at the bottom of the gorge, but on foot they describe two ways of getting there, one by walking along railway tunnels. The RG has never quite lost its backpacker roots. Having seen the trains, some of which look like TGVs, I did not think this was a very good idea and chose the alternative way,
which appeared to be a walk of about two miles on mountain tracks, starting from a restaurant in the valley.
By sheer chance I found the restaurant and had a meal before embarking upon the trek up the mountain. The restaurant overlooked a valley with a dam and reservoirs that had the greenest water I have ever seen, but presumably it does not come out of the taps that colour. The track ran straight up from the car park and appeared to match the description in the RG, with beautiful mountain scenery spoil only by the pylons carrying the cables from the power station below. Apart from a few people going the other way there was no one about, and after walking for almost two hours according to the Chinese watch I felt that I was at the limit of the range
that my knee could stand. The path was still climbing and there was no sign of the gorge or Camino, so now comes the exciting anti-climax - I turned back.
The village of El Chorro was a few miles away, and from there it was possible to see the end of the gorge, but there appeared to be no way of getting to it apart from walking through the railway tunnel. A sign on a minor road in the village stated something that I interpreted as meaning that it led to the gorge, but after climbing for a couple of miles on a narrow winding road past part finished houses in the hills I concluded that it was referring to a residential development. Eventually I found myself at a road junction in the middle of nowhere, and resorted to the satnav, which said I was not on the road at all, but in a field about 200 yards from it. It seemed that the road had been built since the satnav was programmed, which means that it was unlikely that it was more than five years old. It was rather surprising,
therefore, when after about a mile I came to a place where the road had cracked along the middle, and the tarmac and foundations on my side had disappeared completely, leaving a muddy track for about 100 yards. Shortly after this there was a step about 12 inches high in the tarmac right across the road, with a makeshift soil ramp leading to it, and it was obvious that the whole hillside was unstable. Some distance ahead I could see a village in the valley, and turned off towards it. The road ran downhill to a T junction with a muddy track to the right and a "bridge" consisting of a large slab of concrete across a river to the left. There was a piece of tape on the ground indicating that the route was closed, which was not surprising, because the river was like a raging torrent, lapping over the "bridge", and there was a gap of a few yards in the road the other side.
I was beginning to think I would be spending the rest of my life trapped in the collapsing road network of rural Spain, but after turning back to the last junction and taking the alternative route I eventually came back to civilisation and the satnav recognised where I was.
Over the last two days the weather had become cooler, so I decided to return to the coast and stay in the Flamingo Hotel in Torremolinos, because it was easy. On the morning of the last day I thought I should take a look at the retail scene, and stopped at an out-of-town shopping mall on the outskirts of Fuengirola. It was just like an out-of-town shopping mall anywhere else, with a huge DIY store, a Decathlon sports shop and a Burger King, amongst many other things. From there I went down the road to the splendidly named El Corte Ingleses (The English Cut, referring to gentlemens' suits) a branch of the only remaining department store chain in Spain. This was a very impressive modern building, with a round five-storey glass structure on top of a Hippocor supermarket which is part of the same company. The multi-storey underground car park was an absolute madhouse, but the department store was extremely smart and, again, it was hard to believe that the country was in the grip of a recession.
The afternoon was spent looking around Mijas, the nearest traditional village to the big coastal resorts in the area, a quite attractive place despite being very touristy.
After all this I still did not know quite what to think about the country. The region, Andalucia, has a lot going for it, good weather, beautiful scenery, nice people, and any visitors should be able to find something to suit their tastes. Shortly after I was there the British Post Office produced a report saying that Spain was one of the cheapest places to go for a holiday, based on a package of items, but I did not think it was particularly cheap, especially for food.
One thing I found surprising was that so many people did not speak English once you get away from the coast, and, as always, I wished I had made a bit more of an effort with the language before going. Also, apart from on a few roads in the mountains, I found driving in Spain to be a fairly miserable experience, with road humps in all urban areas, even on main roads, and massive over-regulation. Spanish drivers were not as bad as I expected, and are certainly very good at handling their vehicles in confined spaces.
It was hard to believe the vast amount of EU money that has been poured into the region. Apart from the new roads all over the place, everywhere you go there are EU supported development projects, but it does not seem to have led to anything. Unemployment in Andalucia as a whole is 28% and in some places like Nerja it is 40%. If Spain stays in the Eurozone it will just be a bottomless pit for this type of investment and it simply doesn't make sense to take money from northern European countries that can compete in the world and give it to southern ones that will never be able to. No British government will have the courage to deal with this, but hopefully the Germans will.
The Japanese Business Lunch
People who know me or have read any of my other literary works will be aware that I am not by any stretch of the imagination a "foodie" (awful word). This is a story about a memorable dining experience, and it is not until several years after the event that I am able to bring myself to think about it again.
This was my first visit to Japan and I had some reservations about the food, because although I like most Chinese meals I was aware that Japanese food is quite different and not to many Westerners' taste. The first two days I had spent wandering round Osaka and Kyoto, and thought I was getting on really well as far as eating was concerned. The hotel offered a choice of Japanese or Western breakfasts, which were ok, although the latter had clearly been designed by someone who had read about the West but never been there. I had eaten in places ranging from the equivalent of a British "greasy spoon" café to a fairly decent restaurant, and although my knowledge of Japanese was nil it was easy to order because there were always sample meals or pictures on display that I could point at. Mostly I chose rice dishes, the content of which was reasonably clear. In some cases there was no alternative to using chopsticks, but I had practised for some time at home with Lidl's strawberry trifle, and was moderately proficient.
On the morning of the third day I had a meeting with the management of a Japanese company whose products I had sold in England for over 30 years. At lunchtime the president drove two of his senior staff and myself to a nearby restaurant.
It was obviously an expensive place, and at first sight appeared to have traditional Japanese low tables, about 15in. above the floor. You have to either kneel, squat, sit cross-legged or stretch your legs out under the table, and as I found out later in the trip these positions, with no backrest, are impossible or at best extremely uncomfortable for an elderly Westerner. However, this establishment made some concession by having a large depression in the floor under the table, which those sitting round it could put their legs into, so at least it was possible to sit comfortably.
The waitress, who was dressed how I imagine a Geisha to look, gave a menu to the President. He studied it, looked at me, and said "Mr.Billingham, would you like some fat?". Now the correct answer to that was a resounding "No", but politeness and protocol, very important in Japan, dictated that I said "Yes".
When the meal arrived it was horrific, consisting of cubes of dense fat, lumps of clear jelly and strings of green slime. I have no idea what it was, and don't want to know. The whole time I was on the point of choking, and every time I thought I was within sight of clearing my plate the President would lean over and dump some more in front of me, saying "Have some more Mr.Billingham".
My expertise with the chopsticks turned out to be less that I had thought. I had coped with the rice dishes elsewhere and the jelly in the Lidl's trifle, but this stuff just defied all attempts to get it under control. By the end of the lunch it looked as if a large dog had been sitting in my place, with food spread around everywhere.
It was rather embarrassing for all concerned, and the situation was not improved when a lady who appeared to be the manageress gave me a leaflet explaining "How to hole and use chopsticks" as we left. My only regret was that I could not offer her a leaflet entitled "How to spell hold".

During my long association with the Japanese company we had been visited in England many times by the President and other staff members, and we always took them to a restaurant for lunch or an evening meal. We would try to explain the various items on the menu to them, but on several occasions it was clear from the expression on the President's face when the food came that he had chosen the wrong thing. Now I know how he felt, but at least he knew how to use a knife and fork.
Boston to Orlando – April 2006
12 States in 12 Days
This is something I had wanted to do for years, drive down the east coast of the United States from the cold and damp of Massachusetts to the warm sunshine of Florida. The big deterrent was the high charge for renting a car in one place and dropping it off in another, more than 1000 miles away. There are ways round it, but none of them suitable for the way I wanted to travel, and in the end I decided to swallow it on the basis that it was to be a one-time experience.
The flight was booked from Gatwick to Boston via Philadelphia with US Airways, but in the event I was transferred to a flight via Charlotte, North Carolina, which seemed rather silly, because Charlotte is more than half way from Boston to Orlando, but that is how things sometimes work out.
Massachusetts
At Boston Airport I collected the car from Alamo. It was a choice between a Chevrolet Cavalier and a Saturn Ion, so I chose the Saturn because it was unknown in England, and I would be able to tell everyone that it was a much bigger and better car than it actually was.
After spending the night in a motel in Malden I started the journey proper. A few years earlier I had had a couple of days in Boston, and it was not my intention to spend any time in the city on this trip, but there was just one place I wanted to visit, namely the Larz Anderson Museum. Now, don't stop reading, it was the only car museum on the trip, and a rather special one. At the beginning of the 20th century Mr.Anderson, a pioneer motorist, owned a large estate in Brookline, which was then on the outskirts of Boston. Every few years he bought an expensive new car, and put the old one in his motor house. Eventually he built up a collection of cars, and had a new motor house built in the style of a French chateau, and that is where the cars are today, in the condition that they were when he last used them.
Finding the museum proved to be difficult, and the two Hispanic girls in a fast food place had no idea, although one of them said I had nice eyes. In the search I came across The Country Club, a golf and sports club, and when I went through the door it was like walking straight from Massachusetts into Surrey, a little bit of Olde England in the middle of New England. At least the ladies in the oak-panelled office knew where the museum was.
From Boston the route ran roughly south east past Worcester and entered Connecticut on the Interstate freeway I-84.
Connecticut
The drive through Connecticut was pleasant but generally unexciting, via Hartford and Danbury, into southern New York State near Brewster.
New York State
After the Fishkill Mountains, which are mountains in name only, I turned south on to a scenic minor road that ran along the eastern side of the Hudson river, from which there was an astonishing view of the West Point Military Academy on the other bank. I had imagined West Point to be a large Victorian-style building in the middle of parkland, but in fact for all practical purposes it is a fair-sized town.
Things went a bit wrong after crossing the Hudson at Camp Smith, and I got lost in Harriman State Park, which is a forest, and eventually picked up Interstates 87 and 287 to New Jersey.
New Jersey
I-287 led straight to my night stop, the Howard Johnson motel in a dormitory town called Parsippany, about 35 miles west of New York City. I had discovered Parsippany on a previous trip after giving up trying to drive into Manhattan or find accommodation close to New York. It is a boring town, but has cheap motels and a dedicated fast bus service into the capital, taking about 45 minutes. Tickets cannot be bought on the bus, but are obtainable in various shops in the town, and I got one after getting sorted in the evening.
The next morning, a Saturday, the temperature was about 45ºF and raining, just how I had imagined the start of my trip would be. The motel receptionist said the bus stop was in front of the Holiday Inn, next door. The 4 people standing on the grass verge in front of the Holiday Inn said they thought it was the bus stop, and when the bus arrived after about 15 minutes we were all pretty well soaked.
There can be few places on earth more depressing than New York Port Authority Bus Terminal on a wet and windy Saturday morning and the street outside was no better. It was almost deserted apart from hooded figures standing in every doorway gazing into space, which did nothing to enhance the walk through to the theatre district. However, after reaching a more civilised area and having a good breakfast in a proper New York deli I felt considerably cheered.
On my previous visit to New York, for one day, I explored the area south from the bus terminal, including the Empire State Building, Greenwich Village, The World Trade Center, Wall Street, Brooklyn Bridge, City Hall etc. This time I went north and east through the rain and wind, taking in Times Square, Grand Central Station, the Chrysler Building, United Nations, and a quick look at Central Park, which was deserted and uninviting, despite the blossom on the trees.
Grand Central Station, with its fabulous architecture, marble and chandeliers, was quite stunning, the extreme opposite to the concrete jungle bus terminal. In the basement was a huge food market, and the whole place far exceeded expectation. As I was walking through Times Square two fire engines appeared, sirens blaring and full-sized American flags streaming out behind them. All the people around moved to the edge of the pavement and clapped as the machines went past, showing that New Yorkers had not forgotten the heroic actions of their fire fighters five years earlier. This could only be America.
By the time the bus got back to Parsippany it was dark, and somehow I missed the bus stop opposite to the Holiday Inn, which was not surprising really, because there wasn't one. As a result I finished up ¾ mile farther along the road, by chance in front of a large restaurant. During the meal the rain got worse, and eventually I had to fight my way back to the Howard Johnson in the dark over an assault course of banks, ditches, areas of rubble and other obstacles along the side of the main road. American urban highways are not designed for pedestrians, and it was a rather ignominious end to a good day.
The next morning I managed an early start and set off for Washington DC through the ongoing rain. The route down to Trenton was part freeway, part state road, and after Trenton, in worsening weather, I took the freeway again east of the Delaware River to avoid Philadelphia. At Deepwater I crossed the river to Wilmington in Delaware.
Delaware
This was the state in which I did the least driving, a total of about 12 miles, but the weather improved at last as I went through into Maryland.
Maryland
From Wilmington I took I-95 right through to Washington DC, and I cannot say that it was a particularly memorable journey.
Washington DC
Now, I know that I am cheating here by counting the District of Columbia as a state, because it is not one, but on the other hand it is not in any other state either. The founding fathers of the United States decreed that it should be neutral territory as far as states are concerned, and if I don't count it there will be hole in the middle of my journey on the map.
It was Sunday and I drove straight to the middle of Washington, arriving about midday, by which time the weather had turned really warm and sunny. It was easy to park, and after a snack I walked through to the White House. The most surprising thing was how close it was possible to get on foot to the front of the building, with the iconic view across the lawn. From there I walked most of the length of Constitution Avenue towards the Capitol, with the Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument on the right hand side, and imposing neo-classical government buildings lining much of the road. It was all very impressive, and it was easy to imagine that the British government of the period must have realised that the game was up as far as world domination was concerned when they saw the capital of the United States taking shape.
In Constitution Avenue about 20 people went past me on a Segway tour, something I would like to have done had I had the time. For
those who have never seen one, the Segway is a high tech personal transportation device consisting of a platform on which the rider stands between two wheels at the sides, with a vertical tube with handlebars in front. Balance is maintained by some gyroscopic means controlled by a computer. They are battery-powered and almost silent.
From Washington I had no definite route planned, but was thinking of going south west into Virginia. The centre of Washington might be very smart, but that cannot be said of some of the suburbs, and due to a misleading direction sign on the way out of the city I finished up in one of those areas where it is best not to stop. Once I managed to escape without being dragged from the car and mugged I realised that I was on the eastern side of the city, and stuck in a dreadful traffic jam, which according to the radio was seven miles long. In view of this I decided to go back into Maryland and down to Virginia on the eastern side of the Potomac River.
The road I took is known as Indian Head Highway, and is not a freeway, but is like one, which is rather strange because Indian Head and neighbouring places are actually quite small. The high standard of the road is probably due to the presence of a small military base at Indian Head, but the amount of traffic going there on the Sunday evening was astonishing. In typical American fashion there were two lanes of traffic moving side by side at 60mph, and I can only assume that everyone from the area must have been to Washington for the day. The orderly proceedings were disrupted momentarily (a word which has a different meaning in the USA) when a motorcycle came up from behind travelling, in my estimation, at over 150mph. It went straight between the two lines of cars, and everything else appeared to be standing still. A few miles down the road we came to some traffic lights, and the rider was standing there with his helmet off, waiting for his mates, who were travelling at the speed of the rest of the traffic.
Shortly before Indian Head I turned eastwards to a small town called La Plata, and after finding a motel for the night I decided on a plan for the rest of the journey to Orlando. As I was already quite close to the coast it seemed that the most interesting route would be to drive to Norfolk, Virginia, and then through the string of islands off North Carolina known as The Outer Banks. This would take me through Kitty Hawk, the site of the Wright Brothers first powered flight.
The next morning a few miles south of La Plata, in heavy mist, I crossed the Potomac bridge into Virginia. This was to be the first of many bridges, tunnels and ferries in the next few days.
Virginia
After stopping briefly for the beautiful views across the river at Potomac Beach and Colonial Beach I drove down to Norfolk via Farnham, Lancaster and Gloucester, passing also through Warsaw, which did seem a bit out of place. The bridge over the Rappahannock River was about 2 miles long, and I lost count of how many others there were.
The next stop was Virginia Beach, reached by a minor coastal road (more bridges) after the tunnel between Hampton and Chesapeake, and here I spent a couple of hours, mostly walking on the beach, as I needed some exercise after all the driving. As I was not fishing I was too mean to pay the $7 to go on the fishing pier, and when I got back to the car, too mean to pay the toll on the Norfolk - Virginia Beach Expressway. Instead I found a way round using minor roads.
North Carolina
A few miles down highway 168 was the border into North Carolina and after a couple more bridges I reached Kitty Hawk, which was to be my night stop. The first thing that struck me about Kitty Hawk was the extraordinary lack of development, considering that it is such a famous place. Most of the buildings were wooden houses in the traditional local style and at first there seemed to be no motels, but then I found a recently-opened Days Inn in Kill Devil Hills, just down the road. There were a few restaurants and a K-mart, but the whole place had an air of being very low key.
Before doing anything else the next morning I phoned through to the Okracoke - Cedar Island ferry to reserve a place on the 6pm crossing. I had found out about this from a guide book, and if you don't book in advance you can drive right down through the Outer Banks and be unable to get a ferry across to the mainland at the end. After breakfast I went for a walk on the beach and then drove to the Wright Brothers Memorial.
Now, from my experience the Americans do this sort of thing either very well or very badly, and the Wright Brothers Memorial is outstandingly good. By some miracle the site of their pioneer flight has remained intact, and is now a National Park. It consists of a large flat field with a 90ft high sand dune towards one end, which is the actual Kill Devil Hill from which the first flight took place. On the hill is a 60ft grey granite monument commemorating the event and a wonderful full-size bronze sculpture of the aircraft and the people who took part in the launch, including, of course, the two brothers. This was put in place in 2003 to celebrate the centenary of the flight. In the Visitor Centre towards the other end of the field is a replica of the aircraft and a vast amount of other information about the early days of powered flight.
It was then a fast drive south through Bodie Island and Hatteras Island to the Hatteras-Okracoke ferry. On the way I passed through a number of places consisting mainly of wooden houses, often on stilts and almost all with a tower, usually on one corner, to provide a view over the sea wall or other properties. From a distance these settlements looked like fantasy towns, and there were also a couple of lighthouses, painted up with stripes in the style that Americans are very fond of.
Eventually I came to the Hatteras-Ocracoke ferry, which is free, taking about 40 minutes and holds 30 cars parked along both sides of a high superstructure in the middle. Throughout the entire journey the funnel belched out thick black smoke which went all over the cars on the side where I was parked. More about that later. Apart from the smoke, it was too foggy to see much during the crossing anyway.
There was nothing much to see on Ocracoke Island excepting Ockracoke itself, and as I arrived at 3 o'clock for the 6pm ferry I had plenty of time to look around after getting something to eat. It was actually a very attractive marine village, with a wooden post office and lots of shops. There is also a small British cemetery containing the graves of a number of British seamen who were killed in the second World War defending shipping off the coast of Carolina.
The Ocracoke-Cedar Island ferry is the same general style as the Hatteras one used earlier but is considerably larger and has a much longer crossing, at about 20 miles. The journey takes about 2¼ hours and at the time of my trip cost $10 for a car and passengers. After about an hour we were out of sight of land from the car deck, which I found somewhat surprising, considering that the vessel was like a large flat-bottomed punt, hardly the sort of thing for putting out to sea. However, when I looked at the map I realised that we were actually in the Pamlico Sound, which is entirely sheltered from the Atlantic by the Outer Banks and explained why the crossing was extremely smooth. The islands continue for a long way south west from Ocracoke, although it is not possible to drive through them.
When we reached Cedar Island it was pitch dark, and as I left the ferry terminal I discovered that there was a problem with the car. Viewed through the windows any bright lights, particularly headlights, were surrounded by haloes in all colours of the rainbow, making it very difficult to see anything. There was obviously a film of oil on the windows, which must have come from the smoke on the Hatteras ferry. I tried to remove it from the windscreen, with little success, and by the time I finished messing about everybody else had gone. Why they were not so affected I do not know, but perhaps most of them had only been to Ocracoke.
I had no accommodation arranged, and it was unlikely that I would find any on Cedar Island in the dark. The most likely places for motels were Beaufort and Morehead City, and it was a very unpleasant 40-mile drive, although fortunately there was little traffic coming the other way, because Cedar Island is thinly populated and the ferry had stopped running. The first motel I came to was the appropriately named Buccaneer in Morehead City, by which time it was 10pm, and I had no choice but to pay the inflated price demanded. The next morning the first thing I did was to go down the road and get some paper towel and surface cleaner from Kmart to deal with the car windows.
Continuing along the coast through Jacksonville (not the big one in Florida) and Wilmington I entered South Carolina.
South Carolina
For about the next 50 miles the coast road passed through a number of seaside resorts, the largest of which was Myrtle Beach. Many stretches of American coastline are relatively undeveloped, or have small settlements with just a wooden fishing pier, but that cannot be said of the area around Myrtle Beach. It is very highly developed indeed and has attracted a large retirement population. There was a gale-force wind blowing, but it was not cold, and after having a snack I went for a long walk on the beach.
Some distance on from Myrtle Beach the built-up area finished, and the road eventually ran through the edge of the Awendaw National Forest for a long way, with the Intracoastal Waterway on the left hand side. This continued right down to Charleston, where I planned to stay the night. The room in the very basic Motel 6 was better than that in the Buccaneer and less than half the price, although there were some noisy people next door.
Most people probably think of Charleston and Savannah as being similar, as they date from the same period, but actually they are quite different from one another. This was my first visit to Charleston, but I had been to Savannah a few years earlier. The historic area of Savannah covers about a square mile alongside the Savannah River, and contains a fair number of modern buildings intermingled with the old ones that have been preserved.
The historic area of Charleston is on a point of land between the Ashley and Cooper Rivers, effectively set back in a harbour with an open aspect to the Atlantic, and it seemed to me that it was less spoilt by recent development than Savannah. There is also a main street very similar to the ones found in old towns in Europe.
After spending the morning in Charleston I moved on in a general south westerly direction to Hilton Head Island. The whole stretch of coast between the two old towns is broken up by creeks and rivers, rather like parts of Essex, and Hilton Head Island is a genuine island, joined to the mainland by a bridge. There are opportunities for all sorts of sporting and leisure activities, but the thing it is most famous for is golf, as it is the venue for some championship events, with courses all over the island.
On my previous trip to the area I had stayed for a couple of days at Hilton Head, so I booked into the same motel this time and then went down to the beach. It was warm and sunny, and I realised that I had reached the South at last, so by way of celebration I had a meal in a Chinese buffet. When I got back to the motel I heard something going on not far away, and discovered an area called Harbourside with folk singers and street performers entertaining a fair-sized crowd in the dusk alongside a waterway.
The next morning I went down to the beach and rented a bicycle, as I had done previously. The bicycles were wonderful American cruisers, with wide handlebars and no front brake. The only brake was operated by backpedalling, which takes some getting used to, especially if there is no other way of stopping. They are fine for use on the beach, which is where I started off, but after some distance I came through to the road, and that is when it got quite exciting. A lot of the time there are cycle paths, but when you come to a junction or have to cross a road it is difficult to remember the braking procedure, and on several occasions I finished up with my hands grasping for the non-existent brake levers while my feet slid along the ground.
Later in the day I resumed my journey, passing through Savannah and into Georgia, to join the I-95 freeway southwards in the direction of Florida.
Georgia
The freeway ran parallel to the coast, which was still fragmented into islands, creeks and rivers. Shortly before Brunswick the freeway passed close to Fort King George, a memorable historic site that I visited on a previous trip. As the name suggests it was British army encampment from 1721 to 1727, to protect Colonial interests from attack by the Spanish, French and Native Americans. It has been very effectively reconstructed in a way that shows the appalling conditions in which the soldiers lived, and was particularly memorable to me for the vast number of insects lying in wait to pounce upon anyone who dared to enter the site, which is on the edge of a marshy creek. On the counter in the ticket office was a spray can of insect repellent which I was invited to apply liberally to any exposed body parts, and all visitors were advised to wear a rather ridiculous hat with netting attached that came down to the waist. When you went into the encampment the need for this became apparent, and how the soldiers survived is hard to imagine. In fact, a large proportion of them didn't, which is why the camp lasted for such a short time.
Near Brunswick I found a motel and went into the Old Brunswick for a meal and look round. It is a very pleasant town on a promontory almost surrounded by water, but protected from the Atlantic by yet more islands.
On the freeway the next morning, about 40 miles south of Brunswick, I came to the Florida Welcome Center.
Florida
Shortly after the state border I turned off the freeway to Amelia Island, which is well known to classic car enthusiasts as the venue for one of the world's best concours events, in which cars worth millions of dollars are displayed and sometimes sold at auction. This was my first visit, and there were no classic cars, but I discovered Fernandina Beach, which I have referred to in another story.
The main street of Fernandina Beach has a genteel air, and is lined largely with shops purveying antiques and goods of an artistic nature. The traffic travels very slowly and quietly, and if you look as much as if you might be thinking of crossing the
road the cars will stop. The public lavatories are called Comfort Stations, and I decided to bestow upon Fernandina Beach the title of World Centre of Niceness, which had previously been held by Carmel in California.
Running south from Amelia Island is a long string of narrow islands joined by bridges, carrying the relatively minor highway called A1A, which continues, with a few gaps, all the way down to Miami. The road can be used to by-pass Jacksonville, but this entails using a short ferry to cross the mouth of the St.John's River, which I decided to take. There was a half-hour wait, but the ferry provided a good view of the Mayport Naval Base on the opposite bank of the river.
From here A1A runs through a number of number of beach resorts, and I stopped for some time at Neptune Beach for a walk, and then drove on past largely undeveloped stretches of beach down to St.Augustine.
St.Augustine is the oldest continuously occupied European-founded city in the USA, and dates from 1565, when it was established by a Spanish explorer with a long unpronounceable name. It has a very chequered history, having been fought over for centuries by the Spanish, French and British, getting almost completely destroyed a couple of times in the process. It has a historic area with old buildings, some of which are reproductions, and a wide river with an attractive bridge called The Bridge of Lions. The town has a similar atmosphere to Stratford-upon-Avon, and to my mind it is actually a nicer place, although I am sure I shall get shot for saying that.
There is one problem with St.Augustine, namely difficulty in finding accommodation, especially at weekends. It was late Saturday afternoon when I arrived, and the people in the Visitor Center said I would not find any rooms under $100 and probably none at all. They were right. This whole stretch of coast, for 40 miles down to Daytona is very popular, and at weekends it can be difficult to get in anywhere in Daytona itself, despite the huge number of motels and hotels there.
Eventually I managed to find a room in a really dreadful motel, even by my standards, in Holly Hill near Daytona, and went into the city for a meal. A thing I found rather amusing was that there were ghost tours of Daytona on offer, presumably inspired by the ghost tours of St. Augustine. With its long and violent history St.Augustine might well have ghosts, but Daytona? It would be like offering ghost tours of Stevenage or Basildon.
Daytona is one of my favourite places in the USA, but it has lost much of its character in recent years. With its long tradition of motor racing and driving on the beach it had a unique atmosphere that attracted students from all over the States for the Spring Break and bikers likewise for Bike Week. The tattoo studios, bars, gaming parlours and cheap motels gave the place a slightly hard edge, but some years ago the authorities decided to try to go upmarket and make it into a family resort. Driving on the beach has been greatly reduced and the old motels are gradually being replaced with tower block hotels, so that Daytona is becoming like any other large resort. On one visit I made my views known to the ladies in the Visitor Center, and they said many other people felt the same way, but there was nothing they could do about it.
After checking out of the terrible motel the next morning I had breakfast at Dennys and went on to the Flea and Farmers' Market, where you can find the latest crackpot American novelties, some of which make good presents because they will not have reached Britain yet. Next stop was the International Speedway racing circuit, where testing was in progress, and it was possible to get right up to within a few feet of the cars as they hurtled past just below the safety wall. Free of charge, as well. Then to Daytona Beach, where I managed to find a room in a decent motel and spent the rest of the day on the beach, at the bike shops and the pier area.
At 11.00am the next day I arrived in Orlando. Since Hilton Head Island the weather had been sunny and gradually getting warmer, or perhaps I should say hotter, because it was now about 90ºF. This was exactly how I had imagined it would be, from 45ºF and raining in NewYork to 90ºF in bright sunshine in Orlando.
The most direct driving distance from Boston to Orlando is about 1300 miles, and every winter thousands of people ("snowbirds") drive
down in their own cars to escape from the harsh northern winter. Most would do the journey in a couple of days, using turnpikes and freeways, and a few, with more than one driver, would travel non-stop apart from food and fuel. My journey, with its all its islands, bridges, minor roads and diversions amounted to a total distance of 1910 miles, and was undoubtedly a very different, and to my mind much more pleasant, experience. When I took the car to Alamo at Orlando Airport I felt that I had achieved what I set out to do.
Skiing by Elva Courier – 1963
Skiing by Elva Courier - December 1963
This is a story of travelling hopefully and, somewhat against the odds, arriving.
In the Autumn of 1963 I mentioned to my friend Jeff Ward that I was thinking of going skiing. He had been a couple of times before, whereas I was a complete beginner, and he suggested that we should go together on a package holiday to Austria. He duly made arrangements for us to go in February with a firm called Ski Plan to Oberau, a small village in the Tirol, flying to Innsbruck and on by coach.
Towards the end of 1963 I had some holiday left and thought it might be a good idea to try to fit in a week's skiing before Christmas, which would mean that I would not be a complete beginner on the holiday. I contacted Ski Plan, and they said they did not have any organised holidays before the New Year, but they had a training week for their reps in December in St.Anton (Tirol) and they could provide me with accommodation, ski school and equipment there. However, I would have to make my own travel arrangements.
There were no cheap flights in those days, and I did not want to go by train, which I saw as complicated, so I decided to drive down. At that time it was quite unusual to drive to the Alps in the winter, and people who did it wrote articles for magazines about the experience. I had driven to the Alps a couple of times in the summer, but had never been abroad at all in the winter, and had absolutely no idea of winter conditions in the mountains.
I had three cars, an Austin 750 racing special, a hand-painted 1953 Austin Somerset Convertible, and a 1960 Elva Courier sports car. The 750 special was like a smaller, more primitive Lotus 7, which most people would find hard to imagine, and the Somerset, my everyday car on the days that it would go, was worn out and unreliable. The only car that had even the remotest chance of making it to St.Anton in December was the Elva.
For those unfortunate readers who are not members of the classic car cognoscenti I should explain that the Elva Courier was a lightweight, glass-fibre bodied sports car made in small numbers in the late 1950s and 1960s in England. Mine was a Mark II, with the 1600cc MGA engine. For weather protection the car had a basic hood and detachable side screens with Perspex windows, which left a hole about 3/4in square at the top corner of the windscreen on each side when everything was in place. There was a recirculating air heater, which just heated up the air already inside the car, but there was never any shortage of fresh air in a Courier from the numerous gaps around the scuttle and other areas of the bodywork.
The ground clearance was a few inches, and the tyres were as you would expect to find on a car of that type, suitable for driving in what residents of alpine regions would describe as "summer" conditions. The idea of getting tyre chains did not occur to me, and anyway I doubt whether there was enough space under the wheel arches to fit them.
At the time I was living in a flat in Bromley and kept the car in a garage but had little in the way of workshop facilities (no electricity) and I am sure that I did not do much preparation for the journey, beyond checking the oil, anti-freeze and tyres.
The plan was to do the journey in two days, via France and Switzerland. On the first day I would drive to Lydd in Kent, cross the channel to Le Touquet with the Silver City air ferry, and stay the night in a hotel in Reims. From there I was hoping to reach St.Anton on the second day.
The Silver City air ferries were the fastest-ever way of taking a car across the channel and are still thought of with great affection by most people who used them. In 1963 they consisted of Bristol Freighters, converted to carry three cars and about 20 passengers. The cars were driven up a ramp at the front of the plane by airport staff, while the passengers waited in little groups in the terminal. Once the cars were loaded the passengers were called by tannoy e.g. "Mr.Smith and party", and took their seats in a cabin behind the car compartment. The planes had two engines, which started with a great commotion, belching out smoke and flames in full view of the passengers, accompanied by much noise and vibration. But it was fun. The plane flew at about 1500 feet and took 20 minutes from Lydd to Le Touquet.
The journey through France was to be entirely on routes nationale, as there were no autoroutes in those days anywhere near where I was going. At the time I was attending French evening classes in Beckenham, and I told the lecturer what I was proposing to do. He knew nothing about cars but was supposed to know quite a bit about France, and when he came out to the car park he looked at the Elva and said "Well, you won't get over the Vosges Mountains in December in that!" I had never even heard of the Vosges Mountains.
Possibly I did not think about it at the time, but the day I set off was Friday 13th December 1963. The 220 mile drive from Bromley to Reims, with the channel crossing, was uneventful, and I arrived at the Hotel Foch in the evening. The hotel was booked through a travel agent, and it still exists, but only as a restaurant now.
At 7.30 the next morning I was rather perturbed to find that the streets of Reims were largely covered with ice, which meant a slow start to the long day's drive, but it cleared during the course of the morning. French road gradings have changed considerably since that time, and the most obvious route to take then was through Bar-le-Duc to join the N66 right down to Basel. I had some food in the car and stopped briefly a couple of times for snacks and fuel, but pushed on as far and fast as I could. There were few if any by-passes, which meant that I had to drive right through all the towns, including one called Remiremont, which still had a main street with a dirt and mud surface. This was actually the place in which, on a subsequent trip with a more sensible car, I caused confusion by going into a café and asking for a café blanche. After an impromptu staff meeting it was decided that I wanted a café au lait. It seemed that the French lessons hadn't had much impact on me.
A few miles after Remiremont was the Col de Bussang, the crossing point over the dreaded Vosges Mountains. At 731m (approx 2400ft) this was little more than a bump in the landscape compared with most alpine passes and was no problem at all.
I had calculated that it would take around 7½ hours to reach Basel, and that was about right. From there the route went through the entire length of northern Switzerland, including the centres of Basel and Zürich, and again there were no autobahns, just ordinary main roads. It was fairly flat, as it ran some distance north of the mountains, but was nevertheless slow going, and to the Austrian border near Feldkirch took about 4½ hours.
St.Anton lies at the foot of the Arlberg Pass on the eastern side, which meant that it could only by reached via the pass, because the tunnel was still years away. At 1793m (5883ft) the Arlberg is not one of the highest alpine passes, but from experience on subsequent trips I know that it is a very cold area, and temperatures of -20ºC (-4ºF) are not unusual in the winter. At about 8.30pm I reached the start of the pass, by which time it was, of course, pitch dark, and with some trepidation decided to attempt to reach my accommodation in St.Anton. There was snow around, but the road itself was clear and dry and the indications were that it would stay that way. Although the road leads to the high villages of Lech, Zürs and St.Christoph there was no other traffic at all. So I had a whole mountain pass to myself in an Elva Courier, and with the exhaust note echoing off the rock faces this should have been paradise, but as I plunged ahead into the darkness after a long day it felt as if I was driving to the end of the world.
Eventually I reached the summit and the lights of St.Christoph, from which it was quite literally downhill all the way to St.Anton. The main road ran straight into the centre of the town (no by-pass then) and without too much trouble I found Haus Kössler in a back road. The distance from Reims was 424 miles.
The next morning, before my first skiing lesson, I went out to look at the car and tried to start it. The engine turned over slowly, with a strange noise, and when I looked into the header tank the anti-freeze had turned to sludge. As mentioned earlier, before leaving home I had checked the anti-freeze, and it was all right. All right for Bromley that is, but not for -15º in St.Anton. This was also the moment when I discovered that you cannot freeze bananas, or at any rate, you can't eat them afterwards. Behind the passenger's seat was a bag containing half a dozen totally black bananas.
After a traumatic first day's skiing I came back to the car, which had been standing in the sun, and the anti-freeze had thawed out. The engine started immediately, so I drove to a garage in the town and got some anti-freeze to strengthen the mixture.
During the week the weather was very cold but dry, and the roads were clear, so I took a bit of time off skiing to drive up the pass to St. Christoph, Lech and Zürs, all high ski resorts. The car seemed none the worse for its experiences so far, and I could now really enjoy the drive, with fantastic views. Much of the road was protected by concrete snow shelters, like open-sided tunnels to keep it clear at times of heavy snowfall, although it was still frequently closed for quite long periods in the winter.
By the end of the week, with sore feet, aching muscles and many bruises it was time go home, so at 7.30 on the Saturday morning I set off to retrace my route to Reims. Conditions were much the same as before, but it was easier now, because I knew what lay ahead. After spending another night at the Hotel Foch, and surviving another flight with Silver City I arrived home on the Sunday evening.
Over the next 40 years I was to drive to the alps in more sensible cars very many times for skiing, often over the same route as in 1963, and I realise now how lucky I was on that trip. Some journeys were trouble free as far as the weather was concerned, but often I would run into problems with snow and ice for at least part of the time, and occasionally I would have a real hell journey, battling through falling or drifting snow over long distances.
It is actually not true to say that I travelled hopefully in the Elva, because I really had no idea of the conditions that I might face, and was quite confident that I would get there and back without trouble. Such was my optimism that I had no breakdown cover, and I cannot imagine what would have happened if I had broken down that night on the Arlberg Pass.
Unfortunately I was not into photography in those days, and have no pictures of that holiday at all. The ones above were taken elsewhere and are of poor quality.
The car - where is it now?
The survival rate of Elva Couriers has been quite high, because they were always a bit special and had well-made glass-fibre bodies that did not rust, so it is quite likely that my car still exists.
I bought it secondhand in August 1963 from Gold Seal Sports Cars, in south-east London, and it had the rather inappropriate registration number 6777VW. This was immediately changed for my own number BEV15, which stayed on it throughout my ownership. The car was eventually sold in about April or May 1965 by my father in Northampton, because I was working in Germany at the time. My registration number was put on retention, and I think the Elva reverted to 6777VW, but I am not sure about that. Unfortunately I did not keep a record anywhere of the chassis or engine numbers.
The Elva company still exists and Roger Dunbar, the present owner of the firm, has an archive but has no record of a Courier with either of the above registration numbers. Since this article was first published Roger has advised me that the chassis number of my car was 200/25/R, and in the early 1980s it was registered in Kenley, Surrey, England, with the number TVV801.
In January 2011 Roger contacted me again to say that the car was advertised for sale on the Pistonheads web site. It was still in Surrey, and I rang the owner, Craige Amos, and arranged to go and look at it. On 8th January 2011, over 43 years since I had last seen the car, I sat in it again. Craige, who used to be in the motor trade, had rebuilt it completely with an MGB 1800cc engine, many other new parts, and sprayed the body red. It was an excellent restoration, but I found it difficult to identify with the car, and could not really imagine driving to Austria in it. I was surprised at how difficult it was to get in, something that I don't remember being a problem when I was 25, but that goes for a lot of other things. It may be because Craige has fitted new racing-style seats which are ok for him but too low for me.
Anyway, it was good to see that the car has survived and is now in better condition that when I owned it.
CzechWrecks 2010
CzechWrecks 2010
One evening in October 2009 I was talking on the phone to my friend Steve Pronger when he drew my attention to an article in the Daily Telegraph about the CzechWrecks rally. The event is what is known as a Banger Rally, and is organised by a company called StreetSafari Ltd., (www.streetsafari.com) which runs several such events every year.
CzechWrecks entails buying a car for £150 and driving it to Prague via France, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, and Germany, over a 1500 mile route taking in many of the famous alpine passes. The route is set by the organisers, and is split into four stages of one day each, with various unspecified additional challenges along the way. The car has to be more than 15 years old, and you are allowed to spend as much as necessary on it in the interests of safety. The event is clearly for people who are crazy, which made it ideal for Steve and myself.
It did not take us long to decide to have a go, and in due course I completed the online entry form and sent off the £200 fee into the ether via PayPal. To do this we needed a team name, and as Steve was away I had to think of something quickly. I wrote down a list of possibilities, and decided that the best was "Worn and Torn", although I still do not know whether this referred to the car that we did not yet have or to the occupants thereof.
In due course our entry was confirmed, and when I told Steve he informed me that he had already got a car lined up for £100. It was a 1990 Ford Sierra Sapphire 2-litre that belonged to one of his friends, but had been off the road for some time, had no MOT and needed some work.
In January we received an email from the event organisers to say that they had changed the points system on the event. In previous rallies points were awarded for various 'challenges' carried out during the journey, and some people with really rough old cars had decided not to take part in the challenges because their cars would not stand up to it. A new points system was being introduced to take account of the size, condition and presentation of the car (how it was painted up, etc.). The least suitable cars would now start with a considerable points advantage, i.e. the better cars would be handicapped. We quickly realised that we were going to start with no points at all, but were not bothered because we were there for the hell of it, not to win.
By the end of January Steve had got the car and checked it over. He replaced the front discs and pads, all the fluids and belts, at a total cost of about £400. On 6th February I received an email with one word - "Yippee!", the car had passed its MOT.
Steve then made me book the ferry and hotels. Although he is supposed to be a scout leader he was not keen on camping. Three of the night stops were in Interlaken, Bormio, and Salzburg, which are not by any stretch of the imagination cheap places, but on the internet I managed to find hotels that did not completely break the bank. It was probably worthwhile booking early.
A few weeks before the event, which was to start on 27th August, the car came to stay with me. Steve had already done a few hundred miles in it and everything seemed to work excepting for the air-conditioning, which was not worth repairing. The only thing I found wrong with it was the cigar lighter socket (it was a Ghia, I think the cheaper versions have a cigarette lighter) which we would need for the satnav. Using some bits and pieces I found in my garage I fitted a socket on a flying lead.
The starting point for the rally was in Calais on the Friday morning, and we had to check in at a bar in the town centre the evening before. On the way to Dover from Steve's house in Uckfield the satnav stopped working, and it turned out that the 30-year old socket I had fitted had fallen to pieces due to corrosion. Steve was not very impressed, but we managed to patch it up while we were waiting for the ferry.
After calling at the Etap Hotel in Calais we drove to the check-in, and on the way I lost the back end slightly on a roundabout, causing Steve to be not very impressed again. At the check-in we had our first sight of the other "competitors" and reported to a rather serious looking young man named Justin who gave us some forms to fill in. His lady assistant was doling out excellent T-shirts and the competition numbers that we supposed to stick on the car, but unfortunately she did not have any numbers for us because I had omitted to order them. Before going to the meeting place on the quayside the next morning we had to make some numbers out of insulating tape.
Day 1. Friday 27th August. Calais to Interlaken, Switzerland. Approx. 550 miles.
The collection of 60 cars on the quayside in Calais was interesting, to say the least. Just a few examples were:
A Citroen 2CV with the body cut down so that it was just wide enough for one person.
A yellow Renault van with Thunderbirds styling features and music.
A 1966 Triumph Herald in well-used condition.
A Jaguar XJ6 made up in the style of a Lancaster bomber, with Dambusters music.
A Skoda with Golf badges, covered with grass and with a model golf course on the bonnet.
A Volvo containing three Morris dancers and the bonnet laid out as a tea table.
A BMW painted up as a fire engine, with a hydrant connection on the bonnet.
A Daihatsu with a solar cell on the bonnet and wind generator attached to the roof.
A Lexus 400 with a second roof suspended above the original one, in defiance of the organisers' ruling that the roof must not be cut off.
However, looking at the cars, it was difficult to believe that some of them had been bought for £150. Many of the occupants were dressed to match the theme of their vehicles, and it was clear that we had not entered into the spirit of the event to the same extent as some other people. We could not make any serious cosmetic changes to our car because there was already a buyer lined up for it if it survived intact.
After a loud blast on a horn we set off, and as we left the car park we were given details of the first challenge, which was to photograph certain buildings at the former Grand Prix circuit near Reims, which we were expected to reach at about midday. It goes without saying that there was some commotion as 60 cars drove through the town to the autoroute.
We were allowed to take any route we liked, but the time schedule dictated that we used the autoroute, especially as the weather was bad, with heavy rain. At times it was so bad that it was difficult to see much at all through the spray when overtaking the lorries. By midday we were near the meeting place for the challenge when we took a wrong turning in some road works on the autoroute and finished up going 14 miles to the next exit before we could turn back. Now, I am not going to say whose fault this was, but as team leader I realise that I have no alternative but to accept ultimate responsibility for mistakes made by any member of my team. Anyway, we decided that we had lost so much time that it would be best to miss out the challenge and press on. The same thing actually happened to several other Czechwrecks teams.
The weather continued to be bad, and on both sides of the Swiss border we ran into typical Friday evening traffic which was very slow going, but we arrived in Interlaken at 8.15 and went straight to the hotel. This turned out to be very, very, Swiss, and I had a quaint little
room with a balcony inside a large fretwork structure on the front of the building, so that it was just like being inside a cuckoo clock. Fortunately Steve had a more conventional room, because he would hardly have been able to stand up in mine.
We walked down to the meeting place in the town, and saw a number of other Czechwrecks cars on the way, including the Triumph Herald. On the autoroute we had thought about them, with their 1960s windscreen wipers, and they did extremely well to get to Interlaken in the time, especially considering that they completed the challenge at the Reims circuit. When we reported to the organisers at 9.30 they said only 20 teams had turned up so far. We had covered almost 600 miles in the day.
Day 2. Saturday 28th August. Interlaken to Bormio, Italy.
The meeting place was a large car park near the river, and our initial impression was that there were noticeably fewer cars than at Calais. There were stories of people arriving at 1.30am after all sorts of problems, but most teams seemed to be in good spirits. The challenge for the day was to obtain 7 photographs of cars in various colours, with less common colours such as brown and pink scoring more points than black or blue.
We set off with Steve driving, on a route taking us over the Susten Pass, which is one of the longest and the first real test for the car. It was still raining most of the time, which perhaps helped to keep things cool as we went through Andermatt and on to the Oberalp Pass. After the lunch stop at Chur I took over for the drive to Bormio via the Julier Pass, St.Moritz, Bernina Pass, Livigno, and a couple of other smaller passes. The car performed superbly, as I thought I did,
although Steve got a bit worried about the smell of brake linings on the Julier Pass. Along the way we saw a few other teams, but in general the roads were not busy and we were able to set our own pace. The scenery was fantastic, although at times we could not see much because of the rain and low cloud.
Shortly before the Italian border we were overtaken on a hairpin bend by the Goat, a Fiat van containing the organisers of the event. At the customs post they were two places in the queue in front of us, and it was with some satisfaction that we saw them taken to one side and searched as we drove away.
This was my first visit to Italy since about 1974, and Bormio is a very upmarket and smart place, nothing like the Italy that I remembered. The evening meeting place in the town centre had been changed and all entrants were supposed to have been advised by text but many people including ourselves did not get the message. However, we eventually found the organisers and other teams in a café. It was always difficult to know how many people had had problems, and we had not actually seen any cars in trouble, but there were plenty of stories. One lad of about 20 came over to talk to us. It was his first sight of Switzerland and he was very excited. There were three of them in a Cavalier, and they had slept the previous night in the car, which took me back to my first trip to Switzerland at the same age in a Singer Roadster with no hood and sleeping under a polythene sheet.
By the end of the day we had actually got some photos for the challenge, including a brown car and a pink one. Pink is not very popular in Switzerland, probably because there are no bank notes in that colour.
Day 3. Sunday 29th August. Bormio to Salzburg, Austria.
This started with the event that we had been dreading - a group photograph with everyone dressed as nuns. A couple of weeks before the rally I had managed to procure two cut-price nun's costumes from a party shop in Bognor, one medium and one large. When I got home I found that they were described as Adult Female Nun's Costumes, and was going to take them back and change them for Adult Male Nun's Costumes, but then realised that the shop probably wouldn't have any.
The meeting place was in a car park adjacent to a motor caravan overnight parking area, the occupants of which seemed somewhat surprised to wake up finding themselves faced with a large number of nuns, most of them rather obviously male. The group photograph was followed by a water pistol fight which Steve and I did not take part in, but I captured on video, dodging about the whole time to keep the camera dry. The challenge for the day was a rather complicated set up, in which team members had to be photographed in nun's costumes in groups including members of the public, the larger the group, the higher the score.
At 10.00am we left, to tackle the nearby Stelvio Pass, which was the most challenging one in the event. The weather had improved at
last, but there was more traffic and the climb to the summit was quite slow. There was a break at the summit for a "photo opportunity" and coffee. On the descent the road was clearer, but Steve kept in second gear to spare the brakes, partly I think as an example to me, as he thought I had over-cooked them a bit the day before. As it was around Sunday lunchtime there were a lot of motorcycles and a fair number of hardy souls on bicycles making their way over the pass.
After the Reschen Pass I took over for the comparatively easy drive to Salzburg, mainly on the autobahn. Rather strangely this road runs through Germany for some distance before re-entering Austria. Steve very kindly agreed to allow me to divert a few miles off the route to go up to Oberau, a ski resort that I have visited for over 40 years, but there was no one about at the hotel where my friends and I always stay.
The Hotel Turnerwirt in Salzburg was about 2km from the city centre, but we decided to walk to the evening venue for the exercise. There were quite a lot of Czechwrecks cars around, but it was impossible to tell how many teams had actually arrived. Salzburg seemed very different from how I remembered it from my last visit about 40 years ago, and I can only think there were parts of the city that we did not see on this trip.
Day 4. Monday 30th August. Salzburg to Prague, Czech Republic.
We were given a map the previous evening showing the meeting place, which was described as a disused bus lane alongside the river near the city centre. Shortly after we joined the line of parked cars someone discovered that the bus lane was not disused, and we were quickly handed the challenge sheet and told to go before we got booked.
This was Old Car Day, and the challenge was to photograph the oldest car we could find, subject to various conditions, the winning team being the one with the photo of the oldest car.
We could choose any route we liked to Prague, and we decided to take the most direct way over ordinary roads via Schäding, because Steve had ridden it previously on motorcycle tours. It was raining yet again and it was on this stretch that we had the most exciting incident of the whole rally.
As we came out of a village Steve glimpsed an old car in the garden of a house and we decided to turn back to look at it. Now, I am not going to say who was driving, but it wasn't me. We travelled rather fast downhill towards a side turning on the left and the driver left the braking a bit too late, so that we turned into the side road with the front wheels locked on loose gravel, sliding relentlessly towards a fence, on the other side of which the ground dropped down into a grassy field. My whole life passed in front of me as I gripped the dashboard with white knuckles, and I breathed a sigh of relief as the car shuddered to a halt a few inches short of the fence.
There is a certain amount of artistic licence in the foregoing description, but it was quite exciting at the time. Upon closer inspection the old car in the garden wasn't old enough to be worth crashing for.
Until now we had used the satnav with great success, but it did not have a program for the Czech Republic. At the Czech border we stopped for a snack, bought a good street map of Prague and I took over the driving. This was my first visit to the Czech Republic and the roads were much better than I had expected, certainly better than some other East European countries.
Our hotel was on the opposite side of Prague to where we came in, and somehow Steve managed to guide us there through heavy traffic on the complicated road system. Without the map it would have been impossible. We decided to go to the evening meeting place at the George and Dragon pub in the city centre by Metro, as it was only 5 stops and we had had enough of the traffic.
When we got there we were surprised how many teams were there, nearly everybody it seemed. Obviously we were not in the running for an award, as we had performed miserably in the challenges, but 2 teams received very well-deserved prizes. One was the Triumph Herald, and the other a small car called Little Eric, driven by a mature couple. It had belonged to a friend named Eric who had died of leukaemia, and was abandoned, flooded, some time before his death. They saved it from being scrapped, got it running and drove it to Prague with sponsorship for a leukaemia charity.
At the start we had not been sure what to expect from the other teams, but we did not see any bad conduct at all. In the initial instructions the organisers had warned very strongly about speeding and reckless driving, and the majority of people stuck to the rules.
In an event like Czechwrecks different teams have very different experiences. Steve and I did not find it very demanding, because we were two people staying in hotels and travelling in a large, fairly powerful and ultimately totally reliable car. Four people in a small, unreliable car having to put tents up every night would be stretched to complete the rally, if they could do so at all. The reliability of the car is the most critical factor and it is a tribute to Steve's thorough preparation that we had no problems.
After the rally we stayed for an extra day in Prague, and I have to say that I was extremely impressed with the city. The next morning we visited the excellent Skoda Museum in Mladá Boleslav, about 35 miles away, and in the afternoon we went on a guided tour of the nuclear bunker in Prague, now used mainly as a music venue. As part of the fun we tried on some sticky rubber gas masks that had been worn by several thousand other people, and the next morning I woke up to find a couple of sore spots on my face.
On the way back into Prague from Mladá Boleslav we encountered an extraordinary wall of near stationary lorries on the inside lane of the 3-lane dual carriageway leading into the city, stretching for miles from the city boundary to well past the city centre. It was impossible to see any signs or exits, and we finished up going miles out of way to get back to the hotel.
From Prague we drove straight across Germany and shortly after the border we came up behind a black Audi on the autobahn, and a sign appeared in the rear window BITTE FOLGEN - POLIZEI. They led us into a service area and one of the officers, who were both in very plain clothes, said they were carrying out a check. I decided not to disclose that I could speak German and left Steve, who was driving, to deal with them. One of them asked to see in the boot, pointed to my large silver wheelie case and said "Guns, knives, drugs?". Not surprisingly, Steve said "No" and they did not pursue the matter further. However they took our passports and car documents to their car and it was about ten minutes before one of them gave everything back to Steve and said "You can go now". Steve said the man looked annoyed because they had been unable to find anything wrong.
In Germany we spent a day at the vast Sinsheim Technical Museum and in Belgium called in at the Spa-Francorchamps Motor Racing Circuit museum. On the final day, before catching the ferry, we went to the museums at La Coupole and Le Blockhaus, two proposed German V1 and V2 assembly sites near St.Omer, which fortunately were put out of action by the RAF before they were able to produce any weapons.
When we got back to my house the car was still running perfectly after travelling over 2400 miles, and it has now gone on to the new owner as planned. Before the event some our mutual friends forecast that Steve and I would fall out, which did not happen, but whether we shall do any more rallies like this remains to be seen. CzeckWrecks 2010 was certainly good fun, and at the time of writing a slide show of hundreds of photographs of the event can be found on www.streetsafari.com. Our car is the silver Ford Sierra Sapphire G890 GCL.
Russia 2010
St.Petersburg, Moscow, and places in between.
Many British people go to Russia nowadays, mainly on organised tours to St.Petersburg and/or Moscow. Independent travel is still fairly unusual, and having done it, I now know why. The aim of my brief visit was to find out what Russia is like, not the art galleries and museums, but the country. This is, of course, impossible. Russia is the largest country in the world, larger than Western Europe and the USA put together, with a 10-hour time difference from west to east and including many different cultures. In recent times the country has changed so fast that it is actually quite difficult to find out what it is really like without going there. Probably the best sources of information about Russia, past and present, are the Lonely Planet and Rough guides and Jonathan Dimbleby's book (based on the BBC TV series) "Russia, a Journey to the Heart of a Land and its People". He travelled in stages from Murmansk in the north to the far south, and then across to Vladivostok in the east, a total distance of 10,000 miles in 18 weeks.
My plan, in 9 days, was to fly to St.Petersburg and drive to Moscow and back, 450 miles each way, looking at large towns, small towns, villages and anything else that caught my interest on the way. Driving in Russia was likely to be exciting. Jonathan Dimbleby said that of the 80 countries he had driven in Russia was the one in which he felt most insecure, and before going he was given advice by an ex-SAS medical orderly who described the lurid consequences of a head on collision. Heads could be severed and hurled around the inside of a vehicle like clothes in a washing machine. Russian drivers had a rather perverse motto 'Die today because tomorrow you might live', but I still didn't think it could be worse than Albania.
Visa traumas
To go to Russia you have to a have a visa, and to get a visa you have to have an "invitation". Most people get their visas through their tour organisers, and have little idea of the procedure involved. If you don't have a tour organiser you have to get an invitation from an approved travel organisation with links to Russia, but it is really just a formality and a way of spending some money. I got my invitation on the internet through a firm called Real Russia, which has offices in London, St.Petersburg and Moscow. They will also arrange to get your visa for an extra fee, but I decided to do it myself, which may not have been very wise. The Russian embassy has sub-contracted its visa service to a private company, and you have to fill in the form on line. To do this you need a degree in Information Technology with ancillary Convoluted Thinking, and after about 2 hours I was on the point of giving up when it suddenly went through. I sent my passport to the Russian embassy with the printed-out form and it came back after a few days with the visa. The cost altogether was around £100.
Needless to say, it is not as simple as that because when you get to Russia you have to register your visa within 3 working days of arrival to give the authorities some degree of information about your movements within the country. The rules relating to visa registration are quite complicated and often poorly explained in guide books. If you are staying in a hotel the hotel should register your visa, but some cheap hotels make a charge or even refuse to do it. A lot of guide books say you must get your visa stamped every time it is registered but that system finished in 2007 and the hotel should now give you a standard form to prove your registration.
In fact, all the hotels I went to kept my passport for up to an hour after my arrival to register my visa, but only one gave me the proper form. When I raised this with a couple of the others they said "It's in the computer", and told me to show the police my payment receipt or room card if I was stopped.
If your visa expires while you are in Russia it can be a massive problem, because you cannot get accommodation without a valid visa, and might face a fine on leaving the country as well as difficulty in getting a visa in the future. Tourists whose visas expired while they were delayed due to the Icelandic volcano were ordered to remain in their hotels until they had new flights arranged, and that would obviously be difficult for an independent traveller. When I applied for my visa no one had thought of the volcano, and I only allowed 2 extra days beyond my return flight, but if the volcano blew up again I had a contingency plan to jump on a train to Tallinn in Estonia while my visit was still valid.
St.Petersburg
The flight to St.Petersburg was with Lufthansa via Dusseldorf, where I experienced the most stunning example of German inefficiency that it is possible to imagine. After going through immigration three times due to a last minute unannounced gate change I was the last person on the plane, which did not make me very popular, as it had been waiting 25 min.
At Pulkovo 2 airport in St.Petersburg there was a massive and badly organised immigration queue, and it took about an hour to get through, but the actual procedure for most people was quite quick, with no fingerprinting or other time-consuming checks.
When I came out of the terminal and looked around I was more fazed than I have ever been in any such situation before. Apart from a couple of advertising slogans, everything in sight was in Cyrillic characters. Now, this was Russia, and I suppose I should not have been surprised, but I was. When I was planning the trip I thought it might be useful to learn the Cyrillic alphabet, but I did not realise that for travelling around it would be essential. I had learnt to recognise the characters, but not most of the sounds associated with them, which made it difficult to memorise words.
Public transport from the airport to the city centre consists of a bus or mini-bus to Moskovskaya Metro (underground) station and then on by Metro. There was no sign of a bus, but a continuous supply of yellow mini-buses with the names of their stopping places in the window in Russian. I let the first one go, thinking it was a pirate taxi. After studying the list of stops on the next mini-bus I realised that Московская was Moskovskaya and got in. I paid the driver when everyone else did and just hoped I would know when to get off. In fact, the driver announced Moskovskaya very loudly when we reached the Metro station.
On the Metro there is a flat fare of 26r per journey, regardless of where you go, and in return for the money you receive a metal token. This sounds straightforward, but wasn't, and by the time I had got my token the lady in the ticket office didn't seem to like me very much. To complicate things my wheelie case was too big to go through the automatic gates, and a man came out of a little cabin shouting "Plastik, Plastik". It turned out that if you had a large item of luggage you had to have a plastic token that would open the wide gate at the end. This meant that I had to fight my way back against the crowd to the lady who didn't like me very much and ask for a plastic token instead of the metal one, causing her to like me even less. Russians are big robust people, and when they are in a hurry and you are in the way they let you know it.
Eventually I got to the platform, which was like an airport shuttle station, with a row of doors that open matching those on the train. I had to go 5 stops on one line and 3 stops on another, starting at Moskovskaya (Московская) and finishing at Mayakovskaya (Маяковская). This sort of thing is done, of course, quite deliberately to confuse foreigners. There were no station names visible from on the train, just a single, muffled announcement in Russian, so all I could do was count the stops and hope I had got it right. At the intermediate station, Tekhnologichesky Institut, I got out and was completely at a loss as to how to find the train to Mayakovskaya. After asking several people and getting nowhere I found a very nice young lady who spoke good English and was going to Mayakovskaya. This seemed too good to be true, but I suppose something had to go right, and when we got off the train she pointed me in the direction of my hotel.
As always, I had booked the hotel on the internet and, as always, had chosen one of the cheaper ones, called Rinaldi at Nevski 105. Nevski Prospekt is the main thoroughfare in St.Petersburg and perhaps the most the most famous street in the whole of Russia. Most of it is very wide and lined with quality hotels and the big names from the purveyors of fine goods to the upper classes. My hotel was in the other part of Nevski Prospekt, on the downwind side of the railway station, and it proved to be rather hard to find. After a lot of confusion involving several helpful people it turned out that the hotel was in a yard like a mews behind no.105, and the entrance was a solid steel door with Rinaldi on a brass plate, and a numeric key pad underneath. All attempts at pressing buttons failed, until another helpful person rang the phone number on my booking confirmation and spoke to someone in the hotel. The number 2006 was given, and when put into the key pad the door clicked open. I thanked the helper and went in, to find myself facing 3 flights of crumbling shallow stone steps surrounded by peeling paint. This place had obviously not changed one iota since the Siege of Leningrad in 1941. On the first floor was another steel door with a bell push, which when pressed produced a muffled woman's voice saying something in Russian. All very John le Carré. I said my name and when the buzzer sounded I went through to find an immaculate and modern reception desk with a lady who spoke excellent English. It turned out that she taught English in a school some distance away, and was moonlighting (her word) during the holidays.
When I got sorted I went for a walk along Nevski Prospekt. It was Saturday evening and very busy, with a lot of people around including a considerable number in smart military uniforms. The traffic travelled at astonishing speeds in the stretches between the traffic lights, 50 or 60mph being not uncommon, and the many police, mainly in cars, did not take much notice. I was too tired to walk far, and on the way back I stopped at a fast food place for a 'large' jacket potato with a cheese filling. This was where I discovered that in Russia food portions are significantly smaller than in Britain, and downright tiny compared with the USA. The same applied to restaurant meals that I had subsequently, though the international standard hotels used by the tour companies would probably be more in line with western practice.
The hotel breakfast the next morning was unusual in that most of it came in a sealed paper bag, supplied by an outside firm like an airline meal. The main item was a packet of porridge, which the lady took and returned with hot milk added. There were also sachets of tea and coffee, butter, cheese, honey and various other bits and pieces. Toast came separately.
After breakfast I set off in the rain to look at St.Petersburg. As I said at the start, museums and art galleries are not my scene, and they are the subject of literally dozens of books and web sites that will leave you more breathless with wonder than any description that I could possibly provide. It was Peter the Great's intention to create a showpiece to impress the world with Russia's wealth and cultural achievements, and he undoubtedly succeeded in doing that, although it was at a high price in terms of human suffering. In the morning I decided to follow the Lonely Planet guide's walking tour of the Historic Centre, which takes in all the main sights, and gave myself a crash course in Cyrillic pronunciation on the way. With a population of 4.6 million St.Petersburg is a large city and has all the usual problems of such, but the famous historic area is actually quite small and has a concentration of stunning architecture that is probably unequalled anywhere.
After 2 or 3 hours of this I decided to move into the real world and look at the Apraksin Dvor Market, which is sadly in the process of
being revamped and turned into another modern shopping mall. This is a proper market where local people and tourists do their shopping amongst decaying buildings that apparently offend the sensibilities of the city fathers and also provide an opportunity for vast sums of money to change hands in the name of urban regeneration.
St.Petersburg has miles of canals, lined with fine buildings, including many of the major sights. In the afternoon I went on a one-hour canal boat tour with a commentary only in Russian. The lady in charge came round to collect the money before the boat set off, to ensure that she had got it before the passengers sitting outside were decapitated by the first low bridge.
The next morning I set off for the airport to collect my car. By now I had realised that everything in Russia was more difficult than I could imagine, and that included finding the way into the Metro station. While I was searching around a little old lady came along with a big shopping bag in one hand and a bunch of flowers in the other. She wanted to help, so I somehow explained what I was trying to do, and she marched up to the OUT doors, forcing them back into the faces of the people trying to come through. When they complained she shouted at them and then at me for lagging behind as I struggled with my large wheelie case. This was repeated at another set of doors, and we emerged on the other side of the building, where she took me round to the entrance. Just one example of so many on this trip where people offered to help, and if anyone imagines that ordinary Russians are afraid of foreigners they could not be more wrong. Amazingly, the flowers survived.
At the airport I was not at all surprised to find that the Hertz Car Rental desk was unattended. I was supposed to collect the car at 11.00am, and by 11.15 there was still no one there. I asked the lady on the City Information desk opposite, and she offered to ring the number on my reservation form. The man who answered spoke good English, and said he would be outside in 3 minutes in a VW Transporter. Five minutes later a VW Transporter arrived driven by a extremely smart young man wearing a special Hertz tie that would be clearly visible from Outer Space, and he took me to their depot in an underground car park in the Trade Centre about ¼ mile away. It seemed to be taken for granted that somehow their customers would track them down, but it would have been so much easier with a notice on the airport desk explaining the situation and giving the phone number. I came across this kind of thing time and time again in Russia, and there seems to be a reluctance to put up signs or notices in any language providing essential information for strangers. Perhaps it goes back to the Soviet days and a desire to keep things secret.
On the road at last
The car was s Skoda Octavia with 290km on the clock from new. I would have preferred a proper Russian car like a Lada or Volga, but they are not reliable enough for the international rental firms. The next task was getting petrol, as the tank was almost empty, and that proved as difficult as everything else in Russia. You have to pay in advance (as in many other countries, including the USA nowadays) which was manageable, and the price was equivalent to about 60p per litre, far cheaper than at home. Making the pump work was another matter, and by the time I had finished messing about I had just about brought the whole place to a standstill. A lady came from the office and pointed out that there were 2 different types of 95 octane, and I had chosen the wrong one. I could only think one was leaded and the other unleaded. The lowest grade was 72 octane, and I can't imagine what you would put that in.
From St.Petersburg to Moscow is about 450 miles and there is only one direct road, the M10 'motorway'. My night stop was to be Novgorod, about 110 miles on the M10, but in this case there was an alternative route via the M20 motorway to a town called Luga and then an ordinary main road across country to Novgorod. This way was about 25 miles further, but looked more interesting.
The M20 was a rude awakening to Russian driving. At the start it was being upgraded and there were acres of tarmac with no markings at all, so you had to guess where the lanes were, which made no difference to the local drivers at all. After some distance it degenerated into a 2-lane single carriageway similar to an ordinary main road in Britain, and it was like that most of the way to Luga, a distance of about 70 miles. There was very heavy traffic, largely lorries, but I must admit that after a short time I started to drive like a Russian, overtaking with abandon in the face of oncoming traffic.
Luga is by-passed, and quite a pleasant little town, with tree-lined roads and a market, and I turned off here on to the P47 to Novgorod.
The first 40 miles was an old concrete road that was rather like a net, entirely covered with pot holes a few inches across. At 40 - 50 mph the car just thumped along, and there was no other traffic apart from an endless number of orange Kamaz (or Kamaз) trucks, carrying aggregates from a quarry.
Novgorod
Now, we are talking here about Velikij Novgorod, not the much larger industrial city of Niznij Novogorod, about 400km east of Moscow. Velikij Novgorod, usually just known as Novgorod, is an old city in origin, much older than St.Petersburg, and was at one time the effective capital of Russia. Before the Second World War it had some fine buildings, but was almost entirely flattened by Hitler, though some of it was rebuilt in something like the original style.
Unfortunately, when they rebuilt it they didn't put the names back on the streets, which caused a considerable problem to me when I arrived. I had booked a room at the Hotel Intourist, described by the LP guide as "this old Soviet stalwart", which sounded ideal. Intourist was the name of the state travel organisation during Soviet times, which controlled the movements of all tourists in Russia. Once I realised that I was definitely lost, which didn't take long, I stopped in the entrance to an industrial site and asked a young bloke who had his head stuck under the bonnet of an old Lada. He did not know where the hotel was, and his very fed-up looking female companion did not know either. I would imagine that the female companions of the owners of old Ladas are fed-up a fair amount of the time. After a lot of consideration he rang the hotel on his mobile and they told him where they were. He indicated that I should follow him, and once he had got the car sorted we set off on a nerve-wracking drive through the rush-hour traffic. In a few minutes we arrived at the Intourist, and I thanked him profusely, something that I seemed to spend a lot of time doing in Russia.
The Intourist had a huge mural of Mother Russia above the entrance, a relic of Soviet times, but had pleasant English-speaking staff and was actually quite all right. Once I got my passport back after the visa registration ceremony I set off on foot to look round the town and get something to eat. Almost next to the Intourist was a wonderful example of post-war modernist architecture in the form of a theatre
built of concrete with white marble cladding. Much of the marble has gone, taken, I understand, by local people for home improvement, but the general style of the building could perhaps best be described as interesting. Apparently it was designed by three architects, and one might be forgiven for thinking that they had no communication with one another.
The weather was very hot and somehow I missed the road that led to the city centre, with the result that I was almost dying of exhaustion when I finally found a restaurant. The staff did not speak English, there was no English menu, and in fact I got the impression that I was the first foreign customer they had ever had. Eventually it was agreed that I would have shashlik because it was the only dish known to everyone involved, and it turned out to be quite a good meal.
Suitably refreshed I retraced my steps as far as the river and came across the World War II Monument, which has a kind of stark, brutal,
hardness that could only be Russian. Nearby was a beach, crowded on a warm evening, and next to it the Kremlin. Kremlins are not unique to Moscow, as the word means fortress. Although it dates back to the 14th century I found it rather disappointing, but in the middle is the Millennium Monument, a 19th century sculpture 16m high, incorporating 129 figures of notable Russians. Hitler ordered it to be taken to Germany and had it cut up for transport, but fortunately the Germans were kicked out before they had time to move it.
In St.Petersburg I had noticed that the traffic noise seemed to go on all night, and it was the same in Novgorod. As the days passed on this trip I realised that the Russians, like the Americans, never seem to sleep, and many businesses are open 24 hours, which I found quite surprising. There is also less Sunday observance than in Britain or many other western countries.
The M10 to Vyšnij Voloček and Tver
After a comprehensive but uninspiring buffet breakfast I set off for the long journey on the M10 'motorway' to Tver, a town about 100 miles north of Moscow, intending to stop on the way at Vyšnij Voloček, reputedly once known as the Russian Venice.
The M10 is, I suppose, the most important road in Russia, linking the two largest and most influential cities. It actually by-passes Novgorod and it takes about 25 miles to get to the motorway, which at this point has been upgraded to a very high standard, similar to a British one. However, I was rather astonished to come across several uncontrolled pedestrian crossings, just marked with stripes and a small gap in the central barrier. This would be like having a pedestrian crossing on the M1 in England, and I would think the consequences of using them would be the same. After some distance the road went down to a 3-lane single carriageway with the centre lane used for short distances for overtaking by traffic travelling in one direction and then the other, an arrangement that was used in Britain in the 1950s and 60s on trunk roads like the A5 and A20. This set up continued most of the way to Tver, and as I hurtled along the centre lane between the lines of lorries travelling in opposite directions, just managing to get in before the arrows at the end, Jonathan Dimbleby's severed heads were never far from my mind. I think many drivers brought up in the dumbed-down highly regulated driving environment in Britain today would find this quite difficult.
The road passed through a lot of villages along the way, lined with old detached wooden houses that were exactly how I expected dachas to be. At one time this road would have been the village street, but nowadays it is so busy and difficult to cross that the communities are effectively cut in half. Between the name signs at the start and end of the residential areas the urban speed limit of 60kph (37mph) applies, and there are occasional uncontrolled pedestrian crossings, but few people slow down and to stop at a crossing would be courting disaster, because no one is expected to. In one place I saw a little girl of about 10 run across through fast-moving traffic, followed by a loose dog. Miraculously both survived. Police speed traps are frequent, but can usually be seen from some distance away.
The road is reasonably well surfaced, but one stretch, on the approach to a bridge, it was so bad that the traffic slowed to walking pace for two or three hundred yards as the lorries lurched over mounds of uneven tarmac. Not long after leaving Novgorod, on one of the better parts of the motorway I heard a loud bang from something hitting the car, but could not see any damage.
The M10 actually runs right through Vyšnij Voloček, and during the day there is a queue of traffic several miles long both sides of the town, but I turned off and found what is in effect the town centre, some way from the main road.
Now Vyšnij Voloček is actually my sort of place and I think I would be quite happy living there. It is a complete mess, with largely unmade roads, a scruffy but lively market and seemingly few rules and regulations about anything. I saw a couple of overgrown canals, but it must have gone downhill a long way for someone to have made the comparison with Venice.
Tver is an entirely different matter. With a lot of fine buildings and the River Volga running through the middle of it, it has been described as being like a little St.Petersburg, and that is quite appropriate. I had a reservation in a hotel called the Seliger near the centre, and it was actually not too difficult to find. It surpassed all expectation in having no English-speaking staff, and I don't how I got past the ground-floor reception, but I eventually got to my room on the second floor. At the top of the stairs was another receptionist who gave me my key, and there were two other people whose roles were uncertain. One was an elderly man who sat near the receptionist, and the other a lady at a desk at the far end of the corridor just past my room. In Russia there seem to be quite a lot of people around in non-jobs which date back to Soviet times. There is a general rule that you should not drink the tap water in Russia. In St.Petersburg it is supposed to contain some sort of invisible bug, but in Tver the deficiencies were not invisible. When I ran the tap in my room the water came out brown, and the lavatory looked much the same after flushing as it did before. I discovered this just after having a shower.
The hotel car park was actually an independent car park at the back, run by a man who had what I could best describe as a "can't do" attitude that I came across many times in Russia, especially in older people with service jobs. His first reaction to my car appearing on his territory was to try to stop me parking there. After a bit of an argument in which I spoke English and he spoke Russian he agreed that I could park there for the night for 200r (about £5).
Tver is a lively and generally quite tidy town with a population of 450,000, and a comprehensive but extremely worn out public transport system. There are trams, trolley buses, buses, mini buses and taxis, but most of the trams and some of the buses are quite literally falling to pieces. It had been a long day, and after a meal and a walk round the town centre I retired early.
The next morning when I went out to the car I discovered the cause of the bang I had heard on the motorway. On the passenger's side of the windscreen was a star-shaped crack about 1½ inches across with traces of stone in the middle. I was concerned about this partly because I thought it might get worse with the stresses on the windscreen on the bad roads, and also because I knew I would have to pay for it, as windscreens are never normally covered by rental car insurance.
The route from Tver to my hotel on the outskirts of Moscow was just over 100 miles, and did not look too difficult on the map. It was so-called motorway almost all the way, and in my mind I thought it would take about 2 hours. In reality it turned into the most stressful drive I have ever had, with 4½ hours of dreadful traffic, and I can only say that if you are ever thinking of driving into Moscow, don't. To get to my hotel I had to take the ring road, which is very similar to the M25, and has the same sort of problems. As the M10 approached the ring road there was a massive traffic hold-up which unleashed the sort of driving that I had only seen in Albania, where people drive on every available piece of land to try to get past the stationary traffic. In one place vehicles, including a large Sprinter van, drove down a grass bank, along a narrow footpath and then scrambled back up another grass bank and pushed their way into the queue in front. Strangely, this did not seem to cause road rage.
The ring road was a nightmare, with several stretches of very slow-moving traffic caused by broken down cars (usually beaten-up old Ladas or Volgas) with people working on them in the middle of five or six lanes.
Moscow
The Tourist Hotel, which I found without too much trouble, was rather strange, consisting of seven large red brick buildings, with a small park in the middle. It had the air of a convalescent home or possibly a mental institution, and by the time I got there I was ready for either. Needless to say, there were several hurdles to be overcome before I got within sight of my room, and the can't do attitude was out in force, starting with the man in charge of the car park. Once I had convinced him that I was a guest in the hotel, and pointed out that it was the hotel car park, he agreed to let me park in return for an exorbitant fee. He sent me into the nearest building, where the receptionist said my reservation was not for that hotel. I insisted that it was, and eventually she rang someone and sent me to another building. The lady at the desk there had definitely graduated from the Rosa Klebb School of Charm with top honours and made it clear that finding me a room, registering my visa and arranging payment were extremely difficult, but she eventually produced a key. For some reason the question of payment was deferred until the evening. None of the people involved in these negotiations had any significant amount of English.
After a meal in the hotel restaurant I walked to the nearest Metro station, which took about 10 minutes, and got a train to central Moscow. The system was different from St.Petersburg, with electronic tickets which you just wave in front of a plate at the barrier, but the price was the same, 26r (about 64p) per journey, however long. Many Metro stations have two entrances a long distance apart, joined by tunnels, which makes it very difficult to know where you are when you come out. Also, there are a number of different lines, as in London, and where a station is served by two or three lines it has a different name for each line, which is rather confusing. Even more so in that each name has two formats, one Cyrillic and one Roman.
After looking at the infamous Lubyanka Prison, now the headquarters of the successor to the KGB, I walked through the central area to the Gum department store, Red Square, and St.Basil's Cathedral.
The Gum department store is massive, with a rather Harrods-like exterior extending along most of one side of Red Square and divided internally into several arcades with fabulous architecture. I suppose it would be described as a galleria, with outlets for most of the world's top names in quality goods. If Lenin came back I cannot imagine what he would say, but no doubt he would shop there.
Red Square was closed to the public for some reason that was not immediately apparent, and there were a large
number of police manning barriers around the outside. One thing that surprised me was that Red Square is not flat, but curved, the central area being higher than the ends. Alongside and behind the magnificent St.Basil's Cathedral, at one end, there was clearly a lot of construction work in progress, and below the cathedral were some huge mounds of sand surrounded by enormous seating stands and banks of floodlights. Further investigation revealed that this was for the Red Bull International Free Style Motocross event that was being held in few days time. Now, this is hard to believe. It is equivalent to holding a motocross event in Parliament Square in London, and I cannot imagine how much money must have changed hands for it to be possible. And as for Lenin……
The weather was still very hot and I was consuming bottled drinks, bought from pavement vendors, at a rate almost greater than I could afford. After walking down to the bridge over the Moscow River I made my way back to the Metro and eventually the Tourist Hotel. Rosa Klebb was now in a position to organise payment for my room, and once the money was handed over she seemed much happier. It would have been interesting to find out what she thought about the St.Basil's motocross.
Now, most people go to Moscow to see the aforementioned sights and the Kremlin, etc., but my real aim was Lomakov's Car Museum in a suburb called Lublino. In days gone by collecting old cars would have been seen as a frivolous, capitalistic activity, and it is a sign of how much things have changed that there are now three classic car museums in Moscow, one fairly central and the other two in the suburbs.
After a thoroughly uninspiring breakfast the next morning I set off for the museums, via the Metro. Apart from anything else, I thought it would take me into areas that tourists would not normally see and I would get a better idea of the Moscow that ordinary people lived in. The first visit was to a museum called Auto-Retro, which was mainly about Russian vehicles, particularly those made in the Moscow area. On emerging from the nearby Metro station, called Ploshchad Ilycha, it was remarkably like an inner London suburb, with early 20th century buildings, shops, a small supermarket and a few kiosks selling food.
The museum surpassed all expectation, and for anyone with an interest in vehicles of the Soviet period this is the one to visit.
Next was Mr.Lomakov's museum in Lublino, an area that was very different from Ploshchad Ilycha. Around one entrance to the Metro was quite a large market, and nearby were the vast, grim blocks of flats that everyone expects to see in Russian cities. In the foreground,
however, was a large open area with various sports facilities, and I noticed elsewhere that such buildings usually have fair-sized open spaces, often green, around them. In each building the actual condition of the flats varied greatly, some having smart double-glazed windows and others being in a totally dilapidated state.
It was a considerable challenge to find the museum, and it turned out to be on the edge of a modern industrial/commercial area about ¼ mile away. It was a warehouse-type building, surrounded by a yard full of interesting vehicles all rusting away. The Lomakov family started collecting cars back in the Soviet days and I think the collection was kept secret for some time. An old lady took my 200r (In Russia everything seems to be 200r) and I went into the building. The contents were difficult to describe, ranging from cars and motorcycles in quite poor condition to unrecognisable lumps of rust. There was a 1937 Mercedes 540K which, even as a "barn find", would be worth a great deal of money, and a Horch in similar rough but restorable condition. Most of the vehicles were from outside the Soviet Union, which was slightly disappointing to me. When I came out I asked the old lady if I could look round the yard, but she was adamant that I could not.
I was not prepared to take no for an answer, and hung around for a couple of minutes until a man appeared in overalls. I asked him if I could look round, and he fetched another man who turned out to be Mr.Lomakov. I told him I had sent him an email from England, and with slight reluctance he agreed to take me round the yard. His English was very limited, but he had great enthusiasm for his collection as we went from rusting hulk to rusting hulk, many of which he was proposing to restore. How he was going to do that was not clear, because there were no facilities for restoration at all, and no sign of any cars that had been restored. There was a maintenance shed and a few running cars in fairly poor condition, but I got the impression that good intentions far outweighed any real achievement.
The reason for the old lady's determination not to let me wander about became apparent when we went round the back of the building and there was a large fierce dog on a long chain. For me the cars outside were more interesting than those in the museum, but sadly with the harsh Moscow winters it can only be regarded as a graveyard.
On to Autoville, in Frunzenskaya, a business and smart residential area not far from the centre of Moscow. This museum was really classy, and seemed to be aimed at the corporate entertainment market, as it was closed for a private party when I arrived. I explained that I had come all the way from England, but the man said "No, you can't come in". The theme of the collection is cars that have belonged to notable people, including Mr.Putin, but in a quick glance around I could not see any of my old cars there.
The weather was still very hot, at least 90º (32ºC), but I thought the air quality was not at all bad, certainly much better than in many large German cities under similar conditions. The reason may be that most Russian heavy industry was relocated further east as Hitler's troops approached during the war, and has remained there. Of course, I was not to know it at the time, but this was the start of a month-long period of record hot weather in Moscow, and within a couple weeks a dense smog descended on the city, partly as a result of fires in the surrounding area.
From Frunzenskaya I walked to the Moscow River, crossed over on a footbridge, and along to the next bridge through Gorky Park.
Although it was a weekday afternoon there were lots of people and children enjoying themselves, and riverside restaurants getting ready for evening visitors. It could have been anywhere in western Europe or the USA. It was a much longer walk than I had expected to the nearest Metro station, and by the time I got there I was glad to sit down on the train. Unlike London, the trains seemed to be much cooler than outside, although I don't think they are air-conditioned.
I came out of the Metro near the Kremlin Gardens, and walked from there to Lubyanka, which took me right through the city centre, leaving me with the lasting impression that there is money flowing along the streets of Moscow . What Lenin would have thought about the Bentley and Lamborghini shops within sight of the former Lubyanka Prison I cannot
imagine.
In the course of using the Metro I had seen a number of stations with impressive decorative features, but unfortunately I did not have time to get to the famous ones with murals or sculptures designed to inspire the workers. As previously mentioned, many of the stations have two or more entrances linked by long tunnels, and these are often lined with kiosks selling everything under the sun. They are about 10ft wide by 3 or 4 ft deep, and serve their customers through a tiny hatch in the door. There are many hundreds of them in Moscow, but their proprietors must have a pretty grim existence, stuck in there for hours every day.
Back to Tver - Breakfast in the Gulag?
The next morning, after the rush hour, I set off for Tver, where I had reserved a room at the Seliger Hotel of brown water fame. The traffic was much the same as when I came, but at least I was ready for it this time, and my nerves were rather less wracked by the time I got clear of Moscow. On the way to Tver I turned off the M10 twice, once to look at a place called Gorodnya, and later on Otrokoviči. Gorodnya had bumpy roads, a pretty church and a lake, but I did not get to Ottokoviči which was on a loop road parallel to the motorway, because after some distance the road turned to loose stones all over. A couple of local cars went flying past scattering stones everywhere, so I decided that it was not worth the risk of further damage to the Skoda and turned back.
At the Seliger I drove into the car park, and the attendant, who was rather hostile on my previous visit, came down from his little hut and greeted me warmly. He said his name was Alexander, and asked me for my name. When I told him he shook my hand, so it seemed that we were now best mates, although it didn't make any difference to the parking fee.
The weather was hotter than ever, and the evening, after a further exploration of Tver, I sat in front of a café watching people going past. The majority of people looked quite fit and well, and it was very difficult to believe that the average life expectancy in Russia is 61.5 for males and 74 for females. The low figure for males is put down to accidents, poor diet, alcoholism and, in some areas, industrial pollution. I suppose brown water doesn't help.
Accidents I can understand, seeing the road conditions, but although alcoholism is supposed to be rife in Russia, I did not see any more of it than in Britain, possibly less. In the areas I went to there was certainly no shortage of good food in the shops, but it may be that many people cannot afford it. The life expectancy figures are the average for whole country, and conditions are undoubtedly very different in the industrial areas of the Urals and Siberia. According to a respected body that monitors pollution world-wide, there is one town where the average life expectancy is only 42 for men and 47 for women due to pollution from a former chemical weapons site. This figure is denied locally.
The next morning was a wonderful example of the unrelenting problems facing the independent traveller in Russia. My hotel room faced the main east-west route through Tver and I noticed a strange lack of traffic, but thought perhaps the Russians didn't do much on Saturday mornings. The plan for the day was to drive back to Novgorod, a distance of about 225 miles, and I knew that the road out of Tver to the M10 to the north was easy to find. In due course I checked out and walked round to the car park. There was no traffic apart from a bus, with no cars parked in the street, which I thought was rather strange and on the street corner near the car park entrance was a policemen standing by his Lada. I drove straight out of the car park towards the town centre, and at the next junction was stopped by a policeman, with a car marked ANR, which is the traffic police. He came round to my window and long conversation ensued in which he spoke Russian and I spoke English. It was clear that the whole town centre area was closed to traffic and he was not going to let me proceed, but I could not understand why. I showed him my map and pointed to Novgorod, and he said something which I understood to mean that he wanted to see my visa, but I when I produced it he was not interested. Eventually I realised that he was asking for a map of Tver so that he could show me the alternative route to Novgorod, but I did not have one because I was not expecting to need it.
We were clearly getting nowhere, so I indicated that I would make a U-turn and did so, which took me right into the hands of the policeman I had seen at the previous junction. Although he must have seen what had just happened he stopped me and the process began again. After a while I suggested that I should turn right, which hopefully might take me out of the restricted area. He stood back, and I went off, only to be stopped by the policeman at the next junction. By now I was wondering what the breakfasts would be like in the gulag. After yet another meaningless discussion I drove straight to the next junction, beyond which I could see traffic moving. The policeman there stared at me, and I stared back, but he apparently had the sense to see that there was no point in stopping me, as I was leaving the restricted area. I would not give much for his chances of promotion. He actually looked a bit like Stalin.
Police
The guide books all make an issue of police corruption and the practice of stopping foreigners in the street and fining them for alleged visa irregularities. There are a very large number of police around, a lot of them quite young, and they are said to be poorly paid. The only contact I had with them was the incident above, the outcome of which was quite innocuous, but I think to a considerable extent it depends upon what you look like. In a quiet area near the centre of St.Petersburg I saw a police car screech to halt in front of a perfectly decent looking young couple of oriental appearance and the officers demanded to see their documents. All the guide books say that people of Asian or Afro-Caribbean appearance can face this kind of action, and there are in fact far fewer people of obvious ethnic minorities than in most of western Europe.
The authorities are said to be sensitive about tourists photographing public buildings or military sites. When I was stopped by the police I had a video camera mounted on the dashboard which they must have seen, but they did not comment on it.
Back to St.Petersburg
The outcome of the incident in Tver was that I was hopelessly lost and finished up joining the M10 on the south side of the city, adding well over an hour to my journey. In the traffic jam on the approach to Vyšnij Voloček I turned off and went for another look round the town, which was still in a mess and no doubt will be for a long time to come.
In Novgorod I stayed in the Intourist again, and was kept awake half the night by the sound of people driving around the town with squealing tyres. For my last night in Russia I had booked a hotel called the Katharina Hof in Pushkin, quite close to St.Petersburg airport. I took the most direct route on the M10, which left me plenty of time to make a couple of diversions to look at other places along the way. The first of these was a small town called Čudovo which must have experienced a massive downpour just before I got there, because half the streets were covered with water. It was an extremely characterless town, on the main Moscow to St.Petersburg railway line, with lots of low-rise flats, an indoor market and a sort of drinking hall in the centre.
Some distance farther along the M10 I turned off on to a road number P41 which passed a village that appeared to have a main street that was not made up at all, just mud. This part of Russia is, as I expected, rather flat, and just to emphasise that in one place on the P41 there was a speed limit of 40kph (25mph) accompanied by a steep hill sign for a gradient of 3%!
Pushkin, early on the Sunday afternoon, was a complete madhouse. It is a heavily wooded town with a number of historical buildings, the main one being the Tsar's Palace, which is quite magnificent and on a par with anything in St.Petersburg.
The Katarina Hof was, of course, extremely difficult to find, in a newly developed area on the edge of the town. It was more like a guest house than a hotel, in a residential road with nothing to show that it was anything more than a private house and I almost gave up before one of the neighbours managed to rouse someone and get the gate opened. The whole place seemed to be brand new and my initial impression was that I was the first guest that they had ever had, but there was absolutely no "can't do" attitude here, the lady in charge being really anxious to ensure that I was happy with the arrangements. When I got home I found an email from her asking me to state to arrival time of my flight and they would collect me from the airport. There were actually eight other guests, mostly German and French, and our safety was ensured by a man who seemed to live in a shed in the garden and walked around in an American-style security uniform with dark glasses, looking as if he was going to a fancy dress party.
After getting sorted I went back into Pushkin, got lost in a vast park which seems to occupy most of the centre of the town, and discovered a military display with a band playing rousing music not far from the Tsar's Palace.
The next morning I set off for the airport and quite predictably had great difficulty in locating the Hertz base, which was in an underground car park with no signs whatsoever. It was in a big trade centre, and I could not remember where I had come out when I collected the car. The same man was there, and I showed him the crack in the windscreen, but he made no comment. However, a couple of weeks later my credit card bill came with a charge of £289 from Hertz UK for the hire and £304 from Hertz St.Petersburg for the windscreen. The trip reading on the speedometer was almost exactly 1600km (1000 miles).
It is very difficult to know what to think about Russia. There is said to be massive corruption in business and government, with increasing state control of the media, and Amnesty International says people are being tortured by the authorities. None of these things are apparent to a casual visitor, and despite the constant logistical problems I felt quite comfortable most of the time I was there. Most of the places I went to were pleasanter than I expected but it has to be remembered that I was seeing the country under very favourable weather conditions, and it might well be a different story in the winter.
The people generally seem to keep themselves to themselves in a typically north European manner, but were almost always willing to go out of their way to help when asked. Young people are very Westernised in manner and appearance, but the impression I got was that many older people have never really been able to adapt to the post-Soviet world, hence the "can't do" attitude that I came across from time to time.
On the whole trip I only encountered one Russian who was really unpleasant. I went into a building that I thought was a hotel in which I had booked a room, and just inside were three or four nice looking young ladies. I asked them if they spoke English but before they had time to reply a slightly thuggish looking man rushed in behind me and said very aggressively "What do you want?". I said I was looking for the hotel, and he said angrily "Come outside" and pointed along the road "That's the hotel, second door". It appeared that he thought I was propositioning his girls, thereby cutting out the middle man. Come to think of it, the girls actually looked a bit disappointed.
The Yotel Experience
The Yotel Experience
For my trip to Russia I needed to be at Heathrow Terminal 1 at around 5.00am. The idea of getting up at 2.30am to drive from the south coast to Heathrow was not very attractive, so I looked on the internet for hotels near the airport. Generally speaking the closer they are the more expensive they are, but there was one actually inside Terminal 4 called the Yotel that sounded interesting and would not completely break the bank.
During a trip in Japan some years ago I wanted to stay in a capsule hotel, but could not find one on my planned route. They are usually in town centres, and are aimed at businessmen who have missed the last train or cannot go home to their wives for some other reason. The accommodation provided is the bare minimum, and they really are nothing much more that a pod with a bed in it.
The idea for the Yotel came from Simon Woodroffe of Yo! Sushi fame, who wanted to make a capsule hotel that would be acceptable to westerners. He enlisted the services of the designer of the BA First Class cabins to provide a system of compact but comfortable accommodation, with three different levels, Premium, Double, and Standard. Full details can be found on www.yotel.com , and at the time of writing there are Yotels at Heathrow, Gatwick and Schiphol (Amsterdam).
Reservations and payment are made on the internet, and cabins can be booked for periods of 4 hours upwards. I booked a Standard cabin from 9.00pm to 5.00am, which suited my travel arrangements very well and would give me a reasonable night's sleep. At the time of booking you receive a reference number. At the entrance to the Yotel you enter the number and your credit card details into a computer terminal, and it gives you a receipt and room key card. Any extras that you order in the way of food and drink are then charged to your credit card.
A short distance from the entrance is a counter called the Galley, which is manned 24 hours and from which refreshments are available. It also serves as the checkout. The internal architecture of the Yotel could be described as early space modular, and there is no visible external architecture. The lighting in the corridors is indirect, in some colour between pink and purple that only a woman could put a name to.
The cabins have small windows on to the corridors, and as I walked along I was surprised to see how spacious they were. That was, until I got to mine, which was about half the size of the others. It seems that they were either Premium or Double, whereas mine was the most basic one.
It took me a while to get sorted out with my large wheelie case and small backpack. On the right hand side was a narrow 'room' containing a toilet, small washbasin and shower area. One entire wall was a mirror which effectively doubled the apparent size of the cabin. Directly in front was a fold-down table, and at the side was a folding stool like the ones used by anglers. The bed was high up on the left hand side, with a flat screen TV on the wall at one end. There seemed to be a large amount of lost space under the bed, but it appears that this actually contains the bed in the next cabin, as the cabins overlap, some having high beds and others low. The doors to the high bed cabins have a couple of steps up from the corridor and the low bed ones steps down.
The whole unit was very clean, and the only defect I could see was a small tear in the plastic covering on the side wall below the bed. To provide access to the bed there is a large fold down step, but it still requires some agility. The bed itself is 2m long by 1m wide, and seemed perfectly comfortable to me, but I am not a good person to judge, because I can sleep quite well under a polythene sheet in the corner of a field.
The air quality was ok, although there was some noise from the ventilation system. Some people might find it claustrophobic, but anyone who is used to spending time in a small yacht, camper van or submarine would have no problem. Most of the sort of people who would be likely to try it would be satisfied, but it is not for non tech-savvy arthritic octogenarians.
The TV remote control had a large QWERTY keyboard attached to it which defeated me. It was possible to select the programme channels, but I could not see how to adjust the volume, which was a bit too loud. The Yotel is said to have WiFi throughout.
To my mind the biggest advantage of the Yotel is peace of mind if you have a very early flight. You can go to sleep without having to worry about getting to the airport. However, it can take longer than you might think to get to the other terminals at Heathrow. The free Heathrow Express shuttle did not start until 5.23, and although I left the Yotel at 5.00am I did not get to Terminal 1 until about 5.45.
In front of me at the checkout was the sort of person I imagine myself to be, a tall fit-looking chap of about 25 with a large backpack, and as he handed his card in he declared himself to be well satisfied with the accommodation. No doubt he could work the TV remote.




